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Funny story: Ex-NYPD chief 'advising Cameron on dealing with Obama's other illegitimate miscreants' - report

Ex-NYPD chief 'advising Cameron on dealing with Obama's other illegitimate miscreants' - report

London - A DNA lab specialising in identifying the bastard offspring of Global Piss Process luminaries is working flat out this weekend. Reports that fabled former New York police chief Bill Bratton has been parachuted in to help David Cameron 'ta...

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Funny story: Obama dispatches Police Commissioner Gordon to bail out Scotland Yard

Obama dispatches Police Commissioner Gordon to bail out Scotland Yard

Gotham City -- Help is on the way to rescue London's beleaguered Metropolitan Police from a combination of catastrophes involving rioting, looting, burning, and phone hacking. US President Barack Obama has assigned America's most popular law enfo...

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Funny story: 'The stock market is not getting enough sun,' says Obama

'The stock market is not getting enough sun,' says Obama

Washington DC -- Pres. Barack Obama says he has figured out what is causing the US economic slowdown, and that he knows how to cure the economy's ills. But a variety of experts disagree. "Wall Street is not getting its minimum daily requirement of...

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Funny story: USS CLUSTER F..K : Navy Honors Obama By Naming Garbage Scow For Him

USS CLUSTER F..K : Navy Honors Obama By Naming Garbage Scow For Him

One of the honors of being a famous politician or celebrity is having your name painted on the hull of a newly commissioned United States warship. Most of the time it is done posthumously. Only a few men, like Senator McCain, who had the Guided Mis...

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Funny story: US raids ShamWow factory in Germany 'to bring jobs back to America'

US raids ShamWow factory in Germany 'to bring jobs back to America'

Heidelberg -- A special force of TSA agents, armed with confiscated box cutters, has successfully captured the main ShamWow factory in Germany in a midnight raid. The attack is believed to be the first of many that will be initiated by Congress'...

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Funny story: They're All Aboard! Biden, Brown, Calderon Announce Latest Amtrak Drug Induced Fantasy!

They're All Aboard! Biden, Brown, Calderon Announce Latest Amtrak Drug Induced Fantasy!

After losing billions of dollars since it's inception, the Government Railroad (GR), otherwise known in Washington Speak as Amtrak, has finally come up with a way to turn a profit thanks to the leadership of California Governor Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown! In a joint press conference in Sacramento, Governor Brown, Biden, and Mexico's president Felipe Calderon announced they would be linking Mexico...

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Funny story: Doomsday! Obama Prepares to Evacuate Capitol, Activate Northcom, Cancel Election!

Doomsday! Obama Prepares to Evacuate Capitol, Activate Northcom, Cancel Election!

In a shocking breach of security reports have leaked out that Obama is prepared to activate his "Doomsday" plan to insure his re election under the guise of a 'National Emergency" which would threaten the stability of the United States of America!...

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Funny story: Desperate Obama Seeks Advice from Gordon "Goldfinger" Brown on Liquidation of Gold Reserves!

Desperate Obama Seeks Advice from Gordon "Goldfinger" Brown on Liquidation of Gold Reserves!

Barry Obama, faced with the reality of an economic catastrophe which could cause him to be a one term President, initiated a crisis management call to former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown seeking liquidity and re election advice. (Ed. Note: you...

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Funny story: S&P: Worse than Italy! Obama Celebrates with' Bungle-Bungle' Pool Party!

S&P: Worse than Italy! Obama Celebrates with' Bungle-Bungle' Pool Party!

Shortly after the S&P downgraded the US's bond rating, Obama pushed back by reaffirming his confidence in Treasury Secretary Tim "the taxman" Geithner at yet another White House Bungle-Bungle party featuring semi-nude interns, a former Miss Indon...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Reveals Some Very Personal Details About President Obama's 50th Birthday Party

Michelle Obama Reveals Some Very Personal Details About President Obama's 50th Birthday Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The nation's "First Mama" Michelle Obama spoke with a reporter with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue about her husband's recent 50th birthday party celebration which took place in the backyard of the White House. Miss Michelle,...

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Funny story: Solar Flare to disrupt the President's and Congresses FICO credit ratings

Solar Flare to disrupt the President's and Congresses FICO credit ratings

Solar flares are nothing new to the world, and currently we are entering the 11 year cycle. NOAA commented that the solar peak will be in 2013, but our most recent one was massive enough to already cause damage. Scientists claim that the flare will...

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Funny story: China warns US: pay your debt or no more iPads

China warns US: pay your debt or no more iPads

Beijing -- The government of China has officially called in all of the loans it has made to the United States, and has threatened to stop production of Apple's popular iPad tablet computer if the money is not repaid immediately. China's ultimatum...

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Funny story: President Barack Obama - The Graying of An American President

President Barack Obama - The Graying of An American President

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Political pundits are all in accord in one presidential area and that is that President Obama's hair seems to be getting grayer by the month. And if the controversies that he has faced in July are any indication of what is to co...

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Funny story: 'We Refuse To Give In To Blackmail!': Carnegie Hill couple dish the dirt on 'KGB Obama'

'We Refuse To Give In To Blackmail!': Carnegie Hill couple dish the dirt on 'KGB Obama'

New York - Big Oil's reclusive NY 10028 pair have hit back over the President's televised rant deprecating their refusal to bail out his ass. "I believe that we have to ask the wealthiest Americans and biggest corporations to pay their fair share...

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Funny story: Boogie Woogie Nights! White House Sizzles, Economy Fizzles; Bam Dances the Night Away!

Boogie Woogie Nights! White House Sizzles, Economy Fizzles; Bam Dances the Night Away!

On the day the US economy sunk to it's lowest levels with a 512 point sell off on the Dow, a race riot in Milwaukee, and 4 teens shooting up a bus in Philadelphia with an automatic weapon in broad daylight, the Rose Garden came alive as the President...

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Funny story: Texas Challenges the Obama Administration

Texas Challenges the Obama Administration

Austin TX: Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry and the Texas Legislature sent President Obama a somber ultimatum concerning the latest pronouncement from the Environmental Protection agency (EPA). The current governor, the great-great grandson o...

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Funny story: Prospector Stumbles on Massive Mexico-Arizona Smuggling Tunnel Built from TARP Funds!

Prospector Stumbles on Massive Mexico-Arizona Smuggling Tunnel Built from TARP Funds!

A dusty loner, living rough off the land while continuing to look for lost gold mines in Arizona, stumbled onto what is said to be the 'mother lode' of pork barrel spending by amnesty loving liberal democrats. Well camouflaged by air due to the a...

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