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Funny story: Report Reveals All Poetry is Rubbish

Report Reveals All Poetry is Rubbish

It was once a byword for romance and sophistication - the literary form of choice for tentative suitors and genteel fops alike, but new research published today has revealed that poetry is, as many had feared, "pretentious, cumbersome and utterl...

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Funny story: Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

The Teddy Bear Council of Great Britain, has this morning postponed its plans for this year's Annual Teddy Bear Picnic, due to the astonishing and bewildering Sudanese Teddy Bear Row.

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Funny story: FCUK Told To Change Its Disgusting Name

FCUK Told To Change Its Disgusting Name

FCUK, the leading clothing brand, has been ordered to change its name after thousands of customer complaints were upheld in the High Court, it has been reported.

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Funny story: Evel Kneivel's Hearse Clears Record 30 Gravestones

Evel Kneivel's Hearse Clears Record 30 Gravestones

BUTTE, Montana (Heewack News Network)-- The hearse carrying the body of famed stuntrider Evel Kneivel cleared a record 30 gravestones at his burial site, providing a spectacular ending to a solemn service and a storied career.

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Funny story: More Missing Disks

More Missing Disks

Following the news that two discs are missing in Britain's Postal System, it has emerged that Friends Reunited, the site for people who did not keep in touch with people has also lost all of its discs in the post.

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Funny story: The American President declares the British Monarch an incestuous magnet

The American President declares the British Monarch an incestuous magnet

Today the American President publicized that he received a secret briefing giving details that Princes Beatrice of York has been feeling wet for Prince Williams for a long time and is asking if Prince Williams was interested in her.

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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Wife Is A Hottie!

Mitt Romney's Wife Is A Hottie!

Massachusetts Governor and GOP presidential candidate in 2008, Mitt Romney, is a very lucky man. He's handsome, he's smart, he's rich and ...

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Funny story: Boy 'O' in Welsh Court Outburst

Boy 'O' in Welsh Court Outburst

Boy 'O' (who cannot be named for legal reasons) a rather violent, seven-year old was at the centre of a Merthyr Tyddfil Matrimonial Court drama this morning, when he challenged the court ruling over whom should have custody o...

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Funny story: "Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony

"Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony

Police in New York City were called the scene of a bizarre domestic incident involving Republican candidate Rudy Giuliani and his doped-up pet pony, Miss Pretty.

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Arrested

Heather Mills McCartney Arrested

SALEM, MASSACHUSETTS - While in town visiting the graves of her ancestors, Heather Mills McCartney was arrested and charged with six counts of "abnormal flying" under Salem's so-called "witch ordinance" which dates b...

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Funny story: Humpbacks have the humps

Humpbacks have the humps

The captain of lost adventure cruise ship "Explorer" has been cleared of the any negligence. Despite the scurrilous rumour that the ship had hit an iceberg, experts from Greenpeas Save the Whales department have come forward with astonishin...

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Funny story: Grey Tuesday

Grey Tuesday

Jack Straw, MP and father of William, has claimed that Labour is not facing another Black Wednesday, as has been stated by a number of conservative MPs.

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Funny story: Ho Ho Ho - Has Santa Got A Surprise For You?

Ho Ho Ho - Has Santa Got A Surprise For You?

Don't tell the kiddies but Christmas could be cancelled this year if the National Union of Santas has its way.

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Funny story: Fed Chief Ben Bernanke Nailed in Topless Bar Raid

Fed Chief Ben Bernanke Nailed in Topless Bar Raid

United States Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke, was arrested Saturday night in a Bronx, New York strip club raid, where police had received a tip that active prostitution and illegal gambling were occurring behind the scenes.

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Funny story: Marion Jones to have Garage Sale

Marion Jones to have Garage Sale

Monte Carlo, Monaco (AP) - Due to the recent hardships Marion Jones has lost everything including her house and is now living out of a boxcar in the Monaco rail yard.

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Funny story: Nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize

Nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize

Berkley CA. USA - Professor Jillian Madison of University of California at Berkley has nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize. "This is a very important find for Global Warming," Jillian Said, "It's em...

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Funny story: Fucking Residents Enjoy Fucking

Fucking Residents Enjoy Fucking

VIENNA - A survey conducted by the Austrian government has revealed that residents of the village of Fucking, commonly referred to as Fuckers, are extremely satisfied with their place of residence.

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