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Funny story: Man Utd Premier League Trophy Parade

Man Utd Premier League Trophy Parade

Despite bad weather, Man Utd fans braved the elements to cheer their heroes as the team took to the streets on an open topped bus and showed off the Premier League trophy. Half a million Red Devils supporters lined the streets of London as the bus...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Fancies Scotland Job

Sir Alex Fancies Scotland Job

Sir Alex Ferguson, still reeling from Man Utd's humiliating defeat at the hands of Barcelona in the Chamipons League Final, has thrown his hat into the ring for the Scotland manager's job, currently held by Craig Levein. Sir Alex, who was offered...

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Funny story: Qatar in the gutter

Qatar in the gutter

Doha - Shifty shaikhs feted by the Queen have denied FIFA bungs got them the World Cup. "We'd never dream of doshing up football's governing body," the head of Qatar Photocall - er...Protocol! - said today. "We just followed trusty diplomatic p...

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Funny story: Park wasn't the normal Terrier for Man United in the Euro final

Park wasn't the normal Terrier for Man United in the Euro final

The Champions league final has been and gone for another year, but if certain factors had happened, it could have been a very different result. On Saturday Barcelona showed their true colours by outclassing a sorry looking Manchester United. On...

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Funny story: Abramovich exposed as Cockney con man

Abramovich exposed as Cockney con man

Rumours are spreading round the manor that Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich is a Sexton Blake. A snake at The Cash In Claw pub has coughed that the nonce's real moniker is Manny 'Rough' Diamond, a con man who operates from a lock up in Shepherd's...

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Funny story: Messi's mum streaks naked across Wembley pitch!

Messi's mum streaks naked across Wembley pitch!

After Barcelona's, alias, FC Messi's, thrashing of Man Utd a strange scene was caught on camera, Lionel Messi's mum (he loves her more than his girlfriend) was seen streaking naked across the Wembley pitch making a bee-line for her wonder son! She...

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Funny story: Offside shagging karma blamed as Man U Champions bid flops

Offside shagging karma blamed as Man U Champions bid flops

Wembley - Traces of a karmic impotence whoremoan may have done for Man U a postmortem on Saturday night's game has found. Random testing of players found depleted dopamine levels before the match consistent with 'getting an earful from the Missus'...

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Funny story: Messi - We Could Have Scored Ten

Messi - We Could Have Scored Ten

Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi - rated by many as the best player in the world - shrugged off suggestions that Barcelona's 3-1 Champions League Final victory over Manchester United had been a hard fought contest. The diminutive Argentinian geni...

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Funny story: Man Utd Caught Out By Pace - Messi Explains Relentless Tempo

Man Utd Caught Out By Pace - Messi Explains Relentless Tempo

European Champions League winner Lionel Messi took time out from Barcelona's celebrations last night to explain the relentless pace of the scintillating final at Wembley. Barca ran out worthy 3-1 winners with goals by Pedrito, Messi and Villa. Roo...

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Funny story: Man Utd Defeated by Barca: Surprisingly Not Funny Says Expert

Man Utd Defeated by Barca: Surprisingly Not Funny Says Expert

Manchester Utd were obliged to defer to the superiority of Barcelona in the European Champions League final at Wembley. Barca were worthy 3-1 winners in normal time with a brilliant display of running, passing, pressing... United just could not li...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson To Quit At Man Utd

Sir Alex Ferguson To Quit At Man Utd

It's the news that many opponents have been longing for, for years now, and sources are suggesting to Skoob Sports News that Sir Alex Ferguson is all set to call it a day. Usually, Sir Alex plays managerial mind games par excellence, is tactically...

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Funny story: Sensation As Messi Hangs Up His Boots

Sensation As Messi Hangs Up His Boots

The world of football is in a state of shock with the news that Argentinian superstar Lionel Messi has quit the game. Just minutes after helping Barcelona to win the Champions League final against Sir Alex Ferguson's Man Utd, the 23 year old maest...

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Funny story: Tears For Torquay As Stevenage Promoted To League One

Tears For Torquay As Stevenage Promoted To League One

Old Trafford, Manchester - Stevenage Borough today triumphed in the League Two play off final against Torquay United courtesy of a one-nil victory, leaving the Torquay United fans in tears on the Stretford End. In the real match of the day, played...

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Funny story: The Whole World Will Be Watching Manchester United vs Barcelona In The Champions League Final at Wembley Stadium

The Whole World Will Be Watching Manchester United vs Barcelona In The Champions League Final at Wembley Stadium

LONDON - The much anticipated Champions League Final game between Manchester United and Barcelona will be watched by billions of football fans throughout the entire civilized world. Reports are that the tiny African country of British Bamboobanda...

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Funny story: FC Barcelona will keep their superstitions for the euro final

FC Barcelona will keep their superstitions for the euro final

All sports persons have some sort of strategy (some call superstitions) they use in the world of sports Psychology on the build-up to their specific event. These rituals are certain behaviours an athlete performs with belief that these habits have...

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Funny story: New football rules for the 2011-2012 season-Ronaldo's style is being encouraged

New football rules for the 2011-2012 season-Ronaldo's style is being encouraged

Football managers and coaches have been holding special meetings in which they are discussing how to get more fans to attend 'matches' - especially those teams who are at the bottom of the EPL table. One suggestion is that they really DO need all games to be entertaining for the fans. The fans deserve value for money and it doesn't always come in the form of goals, wins etc. In Canada and A...

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Funny story: Local Man In A Right Two And Eight Over Upcoming Man Utd Match

Local Man In A Right Two And Eight Over Upcoming Man Utd Match

Concerns were raised today over the fragile mental state of local man, Salford born, Martin Shuttlecock. Who is said to be in a complete state of mental fugue, as tomorrow's Champions League Final between Shuttlecock's beloved Manchester United, and...

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