Premier League Blackburn Rovers have postponed their pre-season friendly in India, claiming that the country is "too dirty". Rovers, owned by Indian poultry firm Venky's, were due to appear in Pune and become the first Premier League team to play...
Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough are no longer focused on the phone hacking scandal involving Rebeckah Brooks. They met with a Spoof reporter this morning and discussed the signing of French mid-fielder Malaury Martin to Middlesbrough FC. Both young women were giggling as they sat down at a table near the window in Morrison's restaurant, Berwick Hills.
Youngster Malaury Martin (22), a recent signing for Middlesbrough FC (The Boro) is excited to be joining the club and looks foward to helping get the club back into the EPL. Martin said that The Boro is always thought of as a Premiership Club in F...
In an effort to force Craig Bellamy to hand in a transfer request, Roberto Mancini has told Bellamy that he must face a series of non-league teams in pre-season friendlies. "I have already told him to play against Altrincham," said Mancini. "To hi...
A close friend of Rebekah Brooks has revealed that whilst other women are out there chasing after football stars, such as Chicharito and John Terry, Rebekah has a really big crush on Ireland's golfer, Darren Clarke, 42 years of age. Darren is the...
A slightly distorted and rather "Looney" Rooney fan actually had the balls to turn up at Liverpool's training ground wearing a Man Utd shirt and guess who's name was written on his back? Rooney! The Man Utd fan had just spent 6 weeks locked up in...
After searching high and low for a good manager to take over the managing of the Macedonian International squad, the Macedonian FA are rumoured to have gone for Brian Little instead. "I can't help but feel this shows a complete lack of ambition by...
Paris St Germain are determined to lure Moroccan footballing genius Adel Taarabt away from QPR. After splashing the cash on French starlets Nicholas Douche and Pierre Putain, the French club PSG see the unpredictable Taarabt as the final piece in...
with Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein, Winner Of "Landlocked Royalty Goat Fancier Of The Year 2003" "Salutations, gentle goat-lovers. Here are some of my favourite facts about the goats. I trust that you will enjoy them." 1) I knew a woman once who was interested in goat husbandry. She wanted to marry a goat. 2) Goat breeding is quickly learned. You can pick it up on...
"RoboCup 2011", the football World Cup for robots, is being held in Istanbul this month. Geeks and nerds from all over the world have gathered here to watch mechanical contraptions try to kick a ball with all the skill of the human Scotland team.
Lifelong Manchester United supporter, and current janitor at Salford University, Donald Skoob, (whose Godfather is Spoof legend Monkey Woods) today rounded on the satirical website he has enthusiastically supported for the past three years. Donald...
Following the announcement that Manchester City's sponsors, Etihad have had a 737 painted in Manchester City's colours and emblazoned with the club crest, rivals united have announced that they have retaliated by getting a nuclear submarine, painted...
Sources report little activity recently on Manchester United and England footballer, Rio Ferdinand's Twitter account. Insiders reveal that they're not sure if the reason behind the inactivity is because of fear of hackers, or because of redtop allega...
Carlos Tevez has come out of the closet and joined newly promoted Brighton and Hove Albion. The 'Seagulls' have fancied Tevez for some time and have swooped with a cheeky bid to land the moody Argie. Club spokesperson Sandy Bottom told excit...
Man city superstar Hooligan, Mario Balotelli, has always wanted to be a gangster and just to enhance his wishes he has decided to show-off his latest T-shirt depicting guns, blood, knives, etc. Balotelli is an amazing example of what footy stars a...
Ryan Giggs returned to training at Man Utd today, fully aware that his team mates would have plenty of banter, gags and jokes prepared for him. Giggs was slightly nervous as he approached his team mates. After a few tense minutes, Rooney finally b...
Chelsea and England defender Ashley Cole says people should judge him on the childish displays of petulance that have punctuated his footballing career, not the equally repulsive manner in which he allegedly conducts his private life. Cole, who ha...
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