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Funny story: Trump Wins in Multiple Categories in the 2018 World Polling Results

Trump Wins in Multiple Categories in the 2018 World Polling Results

Somewhere in Cyberspace The ultra-secret World Polling Center released its annual results and discovered a lot of records have been broken by the Trump Administration this year! Last year, Trump tied Nero for Biggest Narcissist in History--this year he won the record by himself. In the most inept leader category, Trump has come in near the top, edgeing out Mussolini, right below Hitler. He...

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Funny story: Unclear on the Concept, Trump Offers to Host Next Year's World Cup

Unclear on the Concept, Trump Offers to Host Next Year's World Cup

Mar-A-Lago-Lago, FL Donald Trump tweeted that he didn't get to watch the World Cup this year because he was too busy being President and helping out on Fox and Friends. Trump then tweeted that he loves football and always cheers whenever the tea...

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Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Scientific Discoveries to Be Approved by Him

Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Scientific Discoveries to Be Approved by Him

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump appeared at a signing ceremony this morning to implement his new executive order requiring scientists to get approval from him before releasing new scientific discoveries. "I'm only doing this to protect Americans.

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Funny story: Donald Trump Now Pecker-less After National Enquirer Publisher Takes Immunity Deal

Donald Trump Now Pecker-less After National Enquirer Publisher Takes Immunity Deal

Donald Trump's Pecker just fell off his wagon. David Pecker, friend and publisher of that bastion of truth, The National Enquirer, just went limp and took immunity. Trump is said to have massaged his relationship with Pecker over the years to help...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens That If He Goes, He's Taking the Economy With Him

Trump Threatens That If He Goes, He's Taking the Economy With Him

Mar-A-Lago, FL aka The Executive Mansion Sarah Huckster Sanders released a statement from Donald Trump warning that the good economy we are having is only going to continue if Trump is President. If anything happens to him, the whole economy is goin...

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Funny story: How A Pardoned Trump Will Stay On As President

How A Pardoned Trump Will Stay On As President

The White House. Those usually unreliable but sometimes accurate sources in the West Wing announced today that secret meetings between President Donald Trump and Vice president Mike Pence have cleared the way for Trump to weather the storm of controv...

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Funny story: President Trump Resigns After A Job Well Done

President Trump Resigns After A Job Well Done

Citing his unbelievable success at everything he has ever attempted, Donald Trump resigned from the office of president of the United States. I have achieved all I have set out to accomplish in record time. My ratings were greater than any other...

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Funny story: Trump Declared a Witch By Scientists! New Salem Witch Trials To Begin!

Trump Declared a Witch By Scientists! New Salem Witch Trials To Begin!

Massachusetts - Scientists imported from England today declared that the reason Donald J. Trump feels there is a witch hunt for him is because he is indeed a witch. Scientists meeting secretly in Salem, Massachusetts have worked out the science behi...

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Funny story: Michael Cohen uses "Trump defence" in court

Michael Cohen uses "Trump defence" in court

President Trump's former lawyer and "fixer" Michael Cohen has been charged on eight counts of fraud and other financial crimes, including tax evasion and paying off Stormy Daniels for having to sleep with the orange leader. Unusually, Cohen defend...

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Funny story: CIA Plotting Overthrow of Trump?

CIA Plotting Overthrow of Trump?

Anonymous and usually unreliable sources in the intelligence community, who are on rare occasion somewhat right, have told The Spoof that high ranking officials in the Central Intelligence Agency have a contingency plan to replace President Donald J.

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Funny story: There She Was--Miss America

There She Was--Miss America

It was okay for Gretchen Carlson to strut her stuff onstage during the 1989 Miss America Beauty Pageant, but that was a looonnnnnngggggggg time ago. Carlson, who was born (some say spawned) in 1966, was only 29 then, and she had, according to the jud...

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Funny story: Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani: Truth isn't truth and Trump isn't Trump

Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani: Truth isn't truth and Trump isn't Trump

In further evidence of the phantasmagorical world in which President Donald Trump and his minions are living, the US President's lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, has claimed that "truth isn't truth" during a television interview. Mr Giuliani was arguing tha...

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Funny story: President Trump To Be Cryogenically Frozen

President Trump To Be Cryogenically Frozen

President Donald Trump has announced that he will be meeting scientists later today to discuss his new plan for the future which will involve him being cryogenically frozen. Trump, 72, said he 'hatched' the idea recently during the furore which su...

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Funny story: Giuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!

Giuliani Says That The Truth is NOT Truth!

Today on Meet The Press, Rudy don't define anything Giuliani, claimed on National television the Truth is not Truth. This is why President Trump has not been willing to submit to questioning by Robert Mueller, for fear that Trump's Truth will not mat...

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Funny story: Trump Says He'll Retire From Politics When He's 100

Trump Says He'll Retire From Politics When He's 100

President Donald Trump has said he will retire from politics 'completely', when he reaches the age of 100. He told reporters at the White House that, though he believes he has much to give, there is also much he has to receive, and he fully intend...

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Funny story: Ancient Document Sheds Light on Trumps Scottish Ancestry

Ancient Document Sheds Light on Trumps Scottish Ancestry

It has been revealed that an ancient and valuable document has been found in the Outer Hebrides, part of Scotland, relating to POTUS Donald Trump's Scottish ancestry. The delicate parchment was discovered in a previously-unsearched chamber, deep b...

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Funny story: OMAROSA Spelled Backwards: ASORAMO...

OMAROSA Spelled Backwards: ASORAMO...

BILLINGSGATE POST: OMAROSA spelled backwards is ASORAMO. In the Looking Glass War, there are many images that are mirror reflections of counter-intuitive deflections. This might provide insight into the war of words that takes place in everyday life. Linguistically speaking, the word “ASORAMO” might conjure up suggestions of “Ass” “Hole” and “Panorama.” How ironic this is for a lady who sold out...

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