Alienated Newcastle footballer Joey Barton has been tweeting fans on Twitter about his "total respect" for German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Barton has told his 170,000 readers that the author of Beyond Good And Evil was "a real nutter" who...
There was chaos in East Yorkshire this morning when it was revealed that the price of a pie at the KC Stadium, home of Championship hopefuls Hull City, will rise to an extortionate £3.00 with immediate effect. Pies, the staple diet in this part of...
Scouse philosopher Joey Barton has the moral support of fellow troublemaker George Orwell in his war of words with Newcastle Football Club. George Orwell's dictum that "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act"...
In an unprecedented move, the FA are expected to field a team of naturalised Poles to represent England in the upcoming World Cup qualifying round against Poland. The move comes as English born players, heavily criticised in the press for their ex...
It would seem that the Premier league sidelines will be a safer place next season. Arsenal's "mad professor" manager Arsene Wenger has today revealed the punishment imposed on him by the Premier League following a season of touchline insanities. In a...
Nick Clegg, leader of the Liberal Democrats, has wound up Conservative Prime Minister David Cameron with taunts about Aston Villa selling their best players. Cameron, who has been supporting the Villa since he was 13, is reported to be incensed by...
Prince William has shocked locals in a Windsor newsagents with a foul mouthed rant about his football team Aston Villa. It is not the first time the Prince, a diehard Claret and Blues fan, has 'done one' after his favourite players have been tran...
The Blue Square Conference, non-league's highest tier, is to lead the way with new 'Smart Balls'. Made by Fila, these balls are the latest in intelligent sports gear. As well as being perfectly spherical, the balls promise to aid referees in some...
Hull City fans are looking forward to the new season with glee after their team's 3-0 trouncing of Kenny Dalglish's Liverpool in their friendly at the KC Stadium on Saturday, with many believing that the Tigers could well be pushing for a Champions L...
News has leaked out that Aresene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC and Kenny Dalglish, manager of Liverpool FC have come up with a unique way of 'merging' teams. This has never been done in the history of football and this upcoming season will determi...
The result of an All African Games qualifier between Nigeria and Ghana has been hotly disputed after 'mysterious objects' were found in the dressing room, according to reports in the Niger Delta Standard. Nigeria, who had chalked up a 3-1 first l...
Saturday as a sad day for fans of Aberdeen football club, as the team has once again fallen from its customary top spot in Scottish football in the first gameweek. Aberdeen always seem to find themselves in the Champions League spot before a ball...
QPR boss Neil Warnock is hoping to do a cut price deal with Harry Redknapp for Tottenham's lanky striker Peter Crouch. But while the skint Premier League new boys are unable to stump up a transfer fee, they could pay a significant proportion of th...
Reports are coming out of Phuket that Queens Park Rangers have offered a trial to Thailand striker Supaporn Massage. Supaporn, who has partnered new signing Robbie Fowler at Muang Thong United, has been told that she has an opportunity to play in...
Pundits across Scotland are rubbing their hands at anticipation at what promises to be one of the most enthralling campaigns for many years. "I can't wait" says Dundee football correspondent Matty McStay, "United have got in the exciting talent, y...
Just when people were writing off West Ham as the football team of the future a few fans have got together in a bubble bath to try and prepare for the new season in the Championship. 'We are ready for a few goals - by us this time' one declared. '...
Bishops Stortford, the Conference North's most southerly team are slowly adjusting to life being classed as 'Northern'. "There's been a few changes," said Bishops's chief executive, Mannie Handled. "For a start, the proposed sale of land adjacent...
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