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Funny story: All Mayberry Turns Out For Reading of Aunt Bee's Will

All Mayberry Turns Out For Reading of Aunt Bee's Will

(Exclusive from the Mayberry Gazette) One week after one of the largest funerals in the history of Mayberry, North Carolina, most of the town turned out for the reading of Beatrice (Aunt Bee) Taylor's will. The reading was done at the high scho...

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Funny story: Funny Bone Degeneration Due To Loss of New Humor

Funny Bone Degeneration Due To Loss of New Humor

Doctors and researchers at the Mayo Clinic have blamed the recent degenerative disease affecting funny bones on the Hollywood writer's (WGA) strike and the shut down of The Spoof website. Sufferers of the condition find that they can bang their...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson explains the true meaning of Chanukah

Mel Gibson explains the true meaning of Chanukah

Actor/director Mel Gibson recently saw his career go into free-fall as the result of his embarrassing anti-Semitic rant during his arrest for drunk driving. As part of the subsequent damage control, Mel checked himself into a rehab clinic.

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Funny story: Fred Thompson "Wows" Wisconsin Voters

Fred Thompson "Wows" Wisconsin Voters

Madison, Wisconsin (Reuterus) - A scant fortnight after describing his trip down an aisle of rifles, shotguns and pistols at a gun show in South Carolina as "a day in paradise", Republican presidential hopeful

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Funny story: 'Midwest Center for Stress and Anxiety' Might Push Your Buttons

'Midwest Center for Stress and Anxiety' Might Push Your Buttons

US and A (New York Times Staff Rapporter) - Many people have sat through the late night television infomercial:...

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Funny story: Iraqi Insurgents Use Deadly Gas to Counter Attack Surge

Iraqi Insurgents Use Deadly Gas to Counter Attack Surge

Fallujah, Iraq - While several points of President Bush's Iraqi Surge are coming together as hoped, there is one new weapon that Iraqi insurgents are using against Coalition forces. Insurgent forces have been conducting biological gas attacks th...

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Funny story: More People Being Proactive

More People Being Proactive

Business has had a good year, and the reason is simple: more people are being proactive. "We've got more people being proactive and, as we all know, that grows the brand!" declared Miles Carruthers, CEO of Teleplexis International.

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Funny story: Study: Cigarette smoking the leading cause of everything

Study: Cigarette smoking the leading cause of everything

WASHINGTON - A five-year study concludes that cigarette smoking is the leading cause of everything, from motorcycle accidents to catastrophic natural disasters and failed romances to mental disorders.

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Funny story: Soulja Boy remembered on Pearl Harbor Day

Soulja Boy remembered on Pearl Harbor Day

As America's attention turned to the anniversary of the Dec. 7, 1941, attack on Pearl Harbor Friday, military officials, high school students and other experts talked about one of the country's unsung military heroes: Soulja Boy.

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Funny story: Housewife disappointed in size, quantity of Taylor towels

Housewife disappointed in size, quantity of Taylor towels

UPPER MARLBORO, Md. - Courtney Livingstone, a housewife here, expressed disappointment in the size and quantity of rally towels given to fans at the Washington Redskins game against Buffalo to honor slain safety Sean Taylor.

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Funny story: Readers baffled by revelation of apocalypse.

Readers baffled by revelation of apocalypse.

We have waited hundreds of years for its sequel, and finally last night it was at last revealed. Fans worldwide gathered at the Vatican City for the release of 'Bible 2', for a fantastic show and book signings by the Pope.

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Funny story: TheSpoofDotCom falls to its knees.

TheSpoofDotCom falls to its knees.

Infamous online website for wordcraft has come crumbling down today. The famous website, 'TheSpoof.com' could not hold itself together after the disappearance of editor-in-chief, Mark.

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Funny story: Pharmaceutical Breakthrough Found in Ohio Man's Emails

Pharmaceutical Breakthrough Found in Ohio Man's Emails

Lunch salad deliveryman Vince Trebiler of Dayton, Ohio had a promising surprise when he opened up his emails: he came across an enhancement for male sexual performance that could be a boon to men everywhere.

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Funny story: Tyson still backing Hatton to win: well, are you gonna tell him?

Tyson still backing Hatton to win: well, are you gonna tell him?

Ricky Hatton has had his head knocked clean off by Floyd Mayweather, who apparently isn't just a loud-mouthed preener after all, but Mike Tyson doesn't appear to have noticed.

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Funny story: American Citizenship For Beckham: Vows to Win World Cup For USA

American Citizenship For Beckham: Vows to Win World Cup For USA

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -- English football hero David Beckham is getting cheers from America and jeers from England today as he announced that he will play the next world cup for America. Since his move to North American Soccer, there has been a t...

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Funny story: Snowball Earth?

Snowball Earth?

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - According to Physorg.com, "Snowball" Earth really became "Slushball" Earth. Evidenced by the amount of carbon 13 which was found in the remains of plants of the late Neoproterozoic era, somewhere between 85...

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Funny story: New Musharraf "Dress-Up" Doll hits Pakistan Toy shelves

New Musharraf "Dress-Up" Doll hits Pakistan Toy shelves

[ISLAMABAD]: In order to win the hearts and minds of "the Pakistani people" and convince them to deliver a "resounding victory" in the forthcoming elections, the PML(Q) or

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