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Funny story: Man Utd Face Major Fan Revolt

Man Utd Face Major Fan Revolt

Premiership title holders are facing a major crisis as the club starts preparing for the new season. In the wake of the allegations about Ryan Giggs' personal life, thousands of disillusioned middle age women are threatening to dump the club after...

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Funny story: Premier League Club Seeks To Obtain Restraining Order on Rafa Benitez

Premier League Club Seeks To Obtain Restraining Order on Rafa Benitez

Aston Villa have taken court action against Rafa Benitez following a series of desperate attempts by the former Liverpool boss to find a new job.  Rafa, who still lives in the UK, has been unemployed since being sacked by Inter Milan in December.

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Funny story: Man Utd Twins Take Out Super Injunction

Man Utd Twins Take Out Super Injunction

Manchester United's brothers Rafael and Fabio da Silva have taken out a super injunction ordering the news media to report something about them before the end of the close season other than the fact that they're twins. Their agent Eduardo Benitez...

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Funny story: Giggs and Rooney in news again but for different reasons

Giggs and Rooney in news again but for different reasons

So, Ryan Giggs is a 'cheating dog'. Down boy! It is now reported that he had an affair with his wife's sister. How low can he stoop? Doing the dirty on his very own doorstep. Christmases and other family gatherings will NEVER be the same now th...

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Funny story: Married Footballer "Brings Shame on Game"

Married Footballer "Brings Shame on Game"

A Premier League Footballer has taken out a super injunction following the rumours he is happily married and has remained faithful to his wife of 12 years.  For many involved in the sport this revelation could not have come at a worse time, with the...

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Funny story: Hair transplant rejects Wayne Rooney

Hair transplant rejects Wayne Rooney

Manchester United and England slaphead Wayne Rooney has sustained a freak injury. The footballer will be out of action for several weeks after being rejected by his hair transplant. Rooney is reported to have spent several thousand pounds at a H...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Offers Ryan Giggs An Olive Branch

Harry Redknapp Offers Ryan Giggs An Olive Branch

Ryan Giggs, Manchester United's publicity shy, midfield-maestro and all round legend, has been offered a lifeline out of Old Trafford, by none other than Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp. It is believed that Redknapp feels that now is the time for Giggs...

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Funny story: Liverpool In Sensational Double Transfer Swoop - Berbatov And Modric Priority Targets

Liverpool In Sensational Double Transfer Swoop - Berbatov And Modric Priority Targets

King Kenny Dalglish is all set to rock the football world to its foundations with a shock double transfer swoop, with the focus on Tottenham, and bitter rivals Manchester United. King Kenny has apparently authorised club officials to enter into ne...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp In £12 Million Bid For BGT's Ronan Parke

Harry Redknapp In £12 Million Bid For BGT's Ronan Parke

In the latest White Hart Lane sensation, Spurs boss Harry Redknapp has revealed that he is all set to lodge a £12 million shock bid for Britain's Got Talent Runner-Up, Ronan Parke. Insiders say that Tottenham scouts were keeping a close eye on the...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp To Lure Carlos Tevez From Manchester City

Harry Redknapp To Lure Carlos Tevez From Manchester City

Spurs boss Harry Redknapp is reported to be working on his most audacious transfer coup yet, by luring unsettled Argentinian striker, Carlos Tevez away from Manchester City. Tevez revealed in an Argentinian TV interview that he isn't happy with hi...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Moves In On Wesley Sneijder, Fabregas, Messi, Everybody!

Harry Redknapp Moves In On Wesley Sneijder, Fabregas, Messi, Everybody!

Sensational news just in from the Lane - Spurs are currently involved in transfer bids for just about everybody who might possibly be available in the summer transfer window. A spokesman for the club this morning confirmed that offers have been ma...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Closely Watching Samir Nasri Arsenal Situation

Harry Redknapp Closely Watching Samir Nasri Arsenal Situation

Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp, having almost secured the signing of Joe Cole from Liverpool, hasn't ruled out the possibility of making a move on North London rivals Arsenal, for Samir Nasri. Harry was quick to shrug off rumours connecting Nasri with...

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Funny story: Rooney's hair transplant saves his career!

Rooney's hair transplant saves his career!

Wayne Rooney has officially admitted having a hair transplant to stop him going even balder. The recommendation for the transplant came from his main sponsors, N+k+, because they believe at 25 he's too ugly to follow in the footsteps of an ageing Bec...

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Funny story: England prove to the world what the world knows already, they're crap!

England prove to the world what the world knows already, they're crap!

After another dismal performance and the usual bullshitting excuses from their pathetic trainer, Capello, (burn out my butt) England continue to prove to the world that they are second-class citizens and just utter crap. The Premier League maybe o...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Has Brain Transplant

Wayne Rooney Has Brain Transplant

Wayne Rooney has confirmed that he is recovering from having had a brain transplant. The Man Utd and England striker announced through his agent that he had had a 3 day operation in an exclusive Harley Street clinic after being given an ultimatum...

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Funny story: Capello Blames Premiership For Hart's Blunders

Capello Blames Premiership For Hart's Blunders

England manager Fabio Capello has laid the blame for Joe Hart's 2 monumental Wembley blunders firmly at the feet of the English Premier League. The 24 year old Manchester City man, who is regarded by many as the best keeper the national side has h...

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Funny story: FIFA presidential election result a close run for Sad Bladder

FIFA presidential election result a close run for Sad Bladder

The re-election of Sad Bladder as president of international football orgainsation FIFA for a 17th term was a close run for the 92 year-old former Austrian welly-throwing champion. Despite being the only candidate in the election, which was scruti...

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