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Funny story: Senator Subliminal Seeks the Truth

Senator Subliminal Seeks the Truth

(The following is an alternative history of the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings in 1991.) Senator Hatchett: Prof. Hill, let me preface my questioning by telling you how much I—and my colleagues—admire you for your courage and forthwrongness...

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Funny story: Rogue audio captured of Trump and Pompeo deep inside D.C. bar with major program discussion

Rogue audio captured of Trump and Pompeo deep inside D.C. bar with major program discussion

The latest whistleblowing comes from an audio tape secreted in a booth deep inside a Washington D.C. bar called “Club Enobarbus.” How the specific booth was pinpointed for the listening device is, of course, known only by the CIA and such agencies...

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Funny story: Trump Says He Can Eliminate New Iranian General Whilst He's Having A Bath

Trump Says He Can Eliminate New Iranian General Whilst He's Having A Bath

President Donald Trump has flexed his military muscles in response to various threats of Iranian revenge, by saying that, if it suits him, he could eliminate the new leader of the elite Quds force, Esmail Ghaani, whilst he is in the bath. That's,...

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Funny story: Drone Strike Takes Out Large Iranian Suicide Cockroach Suspected Of Biting Melania Trump

Drone Strike Takes Out Large Iranian Suicide Cockroach Suspected Of Biting Melania Trump

A military drone today took out several rooms of the world renowned Mar-a-Lago. The target? The most insidious weapon ever deployed by Iran, a large Madagascar hissing cockroach. "It was spotted by Mrs Trump in the laboratory of their master bedro...

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Funny story: Donald Trump will travel to Green Zone to rally the troops and deliver major address

Donald Trump will travel to Green Zone to rally the troops and deliver major address

Major news organizations such as Reuters are reporting that Melania, Jared, and Ivanka have declined Mr. Trump's invitation to accompany him to Baghdad this coming weekend. Mr. Pompeo has likewise declined, citing an important conference in Moose...

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Funny story: President Trump Hard At Work On World War 4

President Trump Hard At Work On World War 4

After last week's airstrike that killed Iranian general Qasem Soleimani, and the fallout from that incident that has brought the world to the brink of a new world conflict, President Trump was back at his White House desk over the weekend, putting th...

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Funny story: Trump escapes impeachment by promoting himself to President Of Planet Earth aka POPE.

Trump escapes impeachment by promoting himself to President Of Planet Earth aka POPE.

Following a tiring mind-numbing exercise in composing a six-page letter to Nancy Pelosi sprinkled with vehement denials and accusatory finger-pointing of ‘ impeachment scam & sham’, ‘witch hunt’, ‘fake news’, ‘open war on democracy’, blah blah, P...

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Funny story: Trump ID’s Whistleblower: Obama’s Mother In Law Was Trojan Horse

Trump ID’s Whistleblower: Obama’s Mother In Law Was Trojan Horse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Odysseus snuck into Troy in a wooden horse has such an audacious plot been attempted. In a replay of this mythological ploy of skullduggery, Marian Lois Robinson, mother of Michelle Obama, was identified by President Tr...

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Funny story: Santa Putin

Santa Putin

Sung by Donald Trump, in his negligee. Santa Putin, just slip some oppo on Joe Biden, For me. Been a really useful tool, Santa Putin, So hurry down my chimney tonight. Santa Putin, the 2020 election too, For my coup. I'll wait up for you d...

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Funny story: Trump Socks It To Nancy Pelosi

Trump Socks It To Nancy Pelosi

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump socks it to Nancy Pelosi. As a token of Christmas giving, President Trump sent The Speaker of the House a pair of his favorite socks to hang over the mantle of her fireplace to commemorate his impeachment. He attached th...

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Funny story: Trump Denies Rumors that He's Been Impeached

Trump Denies Rumors that He's Been Impeached

Blasting the liberal-leaning media for propagating "fake news," United States President Donald Trump denied rumors that he had been impeached. The president went on to announce that he would soon be taking a trip to Ukraine to do some last-minute...

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Nasty Pelosi Didn't Turn Over Articles of Impeachment for Senate Trial

Top 10 Reasons Nasty Pelosi Didn't Turn Over Articles of Impeachment for Senate Trial

Washington D.C. - This week, Democrats fulfilled their over-three-year-long dream by passing two articles of Impeachment against President Trump. A journey proclaimed the day he was inaugurated, and even voted on by the House of Representatives three...

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Funny story: New set of love letters between Trump and Kim exposed by disturbed CIA whistleblower

New set of love letters between Trump and Kim exposed by disturbed CIA whistleblower

In a dramatic follow-up to impeachment articles yesterday, new disclosures have appeared today. These may lead to retraction (and reconsideration) of House impeachment articles, so that Democrats may add further indications of Mr. Trump’s instabil...

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Funny story: Man not watching Home Alone II

Man not watching Home Alone II

It is has been revealed that a man in Numpty, Winnipeg, won't be watching Home Alone II because it stars President Donald Trump. The film, in which two thieves chase a young child, who caused them nothing but pain once before, through the tourist...

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Funny story: Chickadees: Taking A Cold Edge Off Your Chisel

Chickadees: Taking A Cold Edge Off Your Chisel

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a campaign speech to 23 farmers stuffed in a corn silo in Pocahontas, Iowa, Democrat candidate Joe Biden told the gathered hay shakers that he fully supported the conversion of corn to ethanol, even though it didn’t make economi...

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Funny story: "H.R. 666 - Minority Report Future Crimes Protection Act" soon to be introduced in Congress

"H.R. 666 - Minority Report Future Crimes Protection Act" soon to be introduced in Congress

Washington, D.C. - After passing the House Judiciary Committee last Friday, the articles of impeachment of President Trump will be voted on by the U.S. House of Representatives Wednesday or Thursday. Democrats have called the vote historic. Yes, hist...

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Funny story: Pure as the driven snow competes with peculiar stench over Washington

Pure as the driven snow competes with peculiar stench over Washington

Reports continue that occupants of the Washington D.C. area have been distracted by a mysterious odor, difficult to identify. Apparatus to cover the mouth and nostrils--plus gas masks--is seeing an uptick in sales this holiday season. The comme...

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