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Funny story: Ricky Hatton Returns To Ring Against Local Bloke

Ricky Hatton Returns To Ring Against Local Bloke

Ricky Hatton, the battling British Bulldog bruised, beaten and battered by better boxer American Floyd Mayweather at the weekend, has insisted he will not retire, and has stated his intention to return to the ring in...

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Funny story: Sudanese Extremists Vow To "Make Britain Pay"

Sudanese Extremists Vow To "Make Britain Pay"

A group of Muslims, angry at the leniency shown to Gillian Gibbons, the 54-year-old English teacher found guilty of taking the name of some prophet bloke in vain, have promised to ta...

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Funny story: English Teacher Was MI5 Spy Trying To Bring Down Islam

English Teacher Was MI5 Spy Trying To Bring Down Islam

Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher jailed in Sudan for calling a Teddy Bear 'Mohammed', was actually an MI5 agent on a mission to undermine the confidence children have in Islam, Sudanese a...

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Funny story: Khartoum Riot Police Arrest Bear

Khartoum Riot Police Arrest Bear

A teddy bear is due to appear in a Sudanese court today charged with insulting Islam. If convicted it faces imprisonment and public flogging.

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Funny story: Jack Frost Named U.K's Biggest Serial Killer

Jack Frost Named U.K's Biggest Serial Killer

Infamous Jack Frost has been named by the Metropolitan police as the U.K's most prolific serial killer. Frost is thought to be responsible for the deaths of 164,082 pensioners and 156,098 homeless people over the last five years.

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Funny story: Jordan's Musky Smell Outsells Jade Goody, Kate Moss, Kylie et al

Jordan's Musky Smell Outsells Jade Goody, Kate Moss, Kylie et al

Katie Price aka Jordan was laughing all the way to the bank after her new "Twin Peaks Musk" Perfume topped the Christmas sales charts this week.

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Funny story: Gen. Kiyani takes over Prez. Musharraf in military coup

Gen. Kiyani takes over Prez. Musharraf in military coup

LaWhore, PaKiss(MyAss)tan : In an unprecedented turn of events, newly appointed General Ashfaq Kiyani has taken over as the new President of Pakistan by effecting a bloodless military coup against the freshly seated Pervez Musharraf.

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Funny story: Comet Blackshear Created by Discoverer

Comet Blackshear Created by Discoverer

Molena, Georgia (IPP) - Military personnel manning the NORAD missile defense system have announced that the comet discovered by astronomer David Blackshear was actually the first man made comet in history.

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Funny story: Holidays Not A Joyous Occasion For Rejects, Losers

Holidays Not A Joyous Occasion For Rejects, Losers

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - For many, the holiday season is a festive occasion full of revelry and joy, but for losers and rejects, the holidays can be a banquet of pain and misery.

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Funny story: Geminid Meteors Planted in Ground Grow Into Trees

Geminid Meteors Planted in Ground Grow Into Trees

Mexico City, Mexico (IPP) - Mexican scientists recently used surplus C-130 planes to drag meteor catching nets through the upper atmosphere.

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Funny story: Mars Sees Return of Canals After 200 Years

Mars Sees Return of Canals After 200 Years

Pasadena, California (IP)- Scientists at the Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) were puzzled when both of their rovers on the the Martian surface came to a sudden stand still. Their cameras showed nothing but a blurry green mass.

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Funny story: 2 Girls 1 Cup, New Flavor Spices Up Product Line

2 Girls 1 Cup, New Flavor Spices Up Product Line

A new scat web site has exploded across the Internet the last couple of weeks. The site has been getting millions of hit because of it's highly controversial and unusual gourmet food content.

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Funny story: Pakistan, United States Covert Trade Agreement Collapses

Pakistan, United States Covert Trade Agreement Collapses

Medea Benjamin and Tighe Barry, Code Pink malcontents, were arrested at gunpoint and detained this past week. Even though there was nothing out of the ordinary with their method of operation of disrupting the government while believing their antics w...

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Funny story: New Comet Discovered by Astronomer David Blackshear

New Comet Discovered by Astronomer David Blackshear

Molena, Georgia (IP) - Inventor and Astronomer David Blackshear discovered Comet 17e2007 and the comet was named Comet Blackshear 2007 by the International Astronomical Union (IAU).

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Funny story: Geminid Meteor Shower Cancelled

Geminid Meteor Shower Cancelled

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - The Geminid meteor shower that was scheduled for December 13th, and 14th has been cancelled.

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Funny story: Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...

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Funny story: Giuliani Clinton Ticket Announced

Giuliani Clinton Ticket Announced

New York City, New York (IP) - Rudy Guliani and Hillary Clinton made history this afternoon when they stunned reporters and the rest of the world with their announcement that they would run together for President and Vice President of the United Stat...

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