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Funny story: It's Man United v Chelsea In Luka Modric Bidding War - Harry Redknapp Happy

It's Man United v Chelsea In Luka Modric Bidding War - Harry Redknapp Happy

Harry Redknapp is quite happy for Manchester United and Chelsea to enter a bidding war to secure the services of Spurs super Croatian midfield star, Luka Modric. With all the money Spurs have been splashing out on new signings, such as Iniesta, Me...

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Funny story: Will Manchester City Cough Up £500 Million For Cristiano Ronaldo?

Will Manchester City Cough Up £500 Million For Cristiano Ronaldo?

There is no doubting the limitless ambition of a rejuvenated Manchester City, nor that of club owner Sheikh Mansour - but are City prepared to gamble £500 million in order to acquire Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Madrid? And would he want to return...

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Funny story: Premiership Footballers Disappointed At The Queen's Birthday Honours List

Premiership Footballers Disappointed At The Queen's Birthday Honours List

After reading through the people to be honoured - as listed on the Queen's Birthday Honours list, a number of Premiership Footballers are extremely disappointed that their names are NOT on the list. Ryan Giggs is alleged to have commented: "It's not bloody fair, there is Mark Cavendish on the list for his services to Cycling and some really unusual ones. For example, these are some of the p...

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Funny story: Conference North to cover a bigger area than the Conference National

Conference North to cover a bigger area than the Conference National

The Conference North, the second tier of non-league football has been expanded to include Bishop Stortford. Bishop Stortford is the town in which London Stanstead Airport is located. "It's a bit ridiculous," said Alan Carlisle, chairman of Working...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp And David Moyes Laugh Off Talk Of Accepting Vacant Villa Job

Harry Redknapp And David Moyes Laugh Off Talk Of Accepting Vacant Villa Job

Spurs boss Harry Redknapp, and Everton boss David Moyes both laughed off rumours that either one of them would consider accepting the vacant Aston Villa managerial hot seat. Which is hardly surprising, because many leading managers regard the Vill...

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Funny story: Michael Owen Seen At Anfield - Mystery Deepens

Michael Owen Seen At Anfield - Mystery Deepens

The football rumour mill was buzzing this morning as it was revealed that Manchester United striker Michael Owen was spotted at Anfield yesterday by an alert fan. Liverpool officials were tight lipped when questioned about the matter, but the myst...

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Funny story: Sunderland's Wearmouth Colliery To Reopen

Sunderland's Wearmouth Colliery To Reopen

The British Coal Corporation has announced that they are to reopen Wearmouth Colliery. In recent years there has been an upturn in the demand for coal. In the wake of an upcoming crisis, experts are advising that the UK needs to become more self-...

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Funny story: Usain Bolt to play for Manchester City

Usain Bolt to play for Manchester City

The incredibly fast Jamaican sprinter and three-time World and Olympic gold medalist Usain Bolt has accepted a contract to play for Manchester City Football Club. Club manager Roberto Mancini said that the best way to beat Manchester United and ge...

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Funny story: Dwight Yorke Flies Out To Comfort Natasha Giggs

Dwight Yorke Flies Out To Comfort Natasha Giggs

Unconfirmed reports are filtering through the limescale saying that former Man United striker, Dwight York, has flown out to Aiya Napa to comfort Natasha Giggs - wife of Rhodri, lover of Ryan - in her hour of need. Sources have informed us that Dw...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Partner Ryan Giggs In Pro-Celeb Golf Tournament Sponsored By Bluepill

Tiger Woods To Partner Ryan Giggs In Pro-Celeb Golf Tournament Sponsored By Bluepill

Bluepill, sponsors of the Annual Sawgrass Pro-Celeb golf tournament announced today that Tiger Woods will be partnered by Welsh soccer star Ryan Giggs. The announcement came as something of a surprise to insiders, who were convinced that Tiger Woo...

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Funny story: Man United Fans Not Defecting To City Despite Giggs Scandal

Man United Fans Not Defecting To City Despite Giggs Scandal

A group of Manchester United fans held an emergency meeting this lunchtime in the bar at Stretford Sports Centre, with the objective of repudiating rumours that many are about to withdraw their support for the club, and defect to Manchester City, as...

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Funny story: Thousand of fans leaving Man. U. to support Man. City

Thousand of fans leaving Man. U. to support Man. City

Sadly thousands of Man. U. fans are fed up with the behaviour of some of their Prima Donnas and held a jersey and scarf burning ceremony last night outside the club grounds. Many were already wearing their newly purchased Man. City Jerseys and...

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Funny story: Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool

Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool

Sources close to Blackpool playmaker and Liverpool transfer target, Charlie Adam, are indicating that the Scot will reject overtures from Anfield, and move to Wigan instead. It is thought that Wigan is closer to Adam's home and therefore a more lo...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Offloads Peter Crouch To Liverpool - Targets Balotelli

Harry Redknapp Offloads Peter Crouch To Liverpool - Targets Balotelli

Latest news from the Lane suggests that Liverpool officials are close to negotiating a return to Anfield for Peter Crouch, and that Spurs intend to use the money in part payment for tempestuous Italian hitman Mario Balotelli, who has been told he can...

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Funny story: FIFA turn down offer to have Hurst shirt displayed in Wembley tunnel

FIFA turn down offer to have Hurst shirt displayed in Wembley tunnel

A recent offer by the owner of the No.10 England shirt worn by Geoff Hurst during the '66 World Cup Final of allowing it to be displayed in the tunnel of Wembley in the hope that it will inspire players to perform better as they run out onto the pitc...

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Funny story: FA to Organise annual Footballers vs Mistresses match

FA to Organise annual Footballers vs Mistresses match

It was the final straw for the FA to find out that Ryan Giggs is the latest Manchester United player to bring the reputation of football into a black day. The FA however, have finally found a solution for this and will allow unannounced affairs to be...

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Funny story: SFA Vote For Radical Changes

SFA Vote For Radical Changes

The chief executive of the Scottish Football Association Stewart Regan has praised the courageous decision by all 93 member clubs to vote for radical changes to the way that the game up north is run. At the annual general meeting at Hampden yester...

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