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Funny story: House votes to outlaw CIA water skiing

House votes to outlaw CIA water skiing

WASHINGTON (Rooters) - Defying a White House veto threat, the U.S. House of Representatives voted on Thursday to outlaw harsh water skiing methods, such as simulated drowning, that the CIA has used against suspected terrorists.

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Funny story: Money Makes The World Go Around; Scientist Makes Shock Earth's Cash Core Discovery!

Money Makes The World Go Around; Scientist Makes Shock Earth's Cash Core Discovery!

Contrary to all previous scientific evidence and indeed, all reason, the earth, it has been discovered, truly is powered by monetary force.

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Funny story: Conversation Turns Kinda Gay

Conversation Turns Kinda Gay

New York - During a recent viewing of "Ocean's 13" A discussion between friends became very awkward when Manhattan resident Mike Gifford said some very gay things about one of the film's stars, actor and good will ambassador Brad Pi...

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Funny story: National Gay Day Announced

National Gay Day Announced

April 1 is to be the UK's first National Gay Day. The new public holiday has been announced by the Days Off and Sickies Committee of the Government's Environment Agency.

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Funny story: Prince Philip's Letters to Diana

Prince Philip's Letters to Diana

Private letters from Prince Philip to Diana, Princess of Wales have been revealed at her inquest. In them Prince Philip has demonstrated that, far from being her adversary he was in fact her greatest fan and they have been described as the most intim...

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Funny story: Sun Myung Moon's Influence in White House Revealed

Sun Myung Moon's Influence in White House Revealed

In 1968...when George W. Bush claimed he was serving in the U.S. National Guard ... he was actually in Buenos Aires, selling flowers and distributing literature for the Unification Church, led by Rev. Sun Myung Moon ... according to a newly released...

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Funny story: Geminid Meteor Shower to be Used as Weapon by US Military

Geminid Meteor Shower to be Used as Weapon by US Military

Washinton DC (IPP) - The Pentagon has announced that the Geminid Meteor shower will be used as a weapon against the Taliban on Thursday and Friday when the meteor shower reaches its peak.

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Funny story: Northern Lights Banned in Alaska

Northern Lights Banned in Alaska

Juneau, Alaska, (IPP) - The Alaska state legislature has unanimously passed an ordinance prohibiting the display of the northern lights over the state of Alaska.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton: First Gentleman of the US

Bill Clinton: First Gentleman of the US

Washington DC --- If Hillary Clinton is elected President of the United States then it will be the first time the President of the United States has ever had a husband. Tradition states that the wife of the President should be called the First Lady,...

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Funny story: Santa Uproar: Stop the Sexism

Santa Uproar: Stop the Sexism

Washington USA -- "Stop the Sexism," chanted a group of Women from the National Organization of Angry Women (NOAW)protesting the gender of Santa Claus. The women's group has been increasingly angry that 'a fat old man' can gar...

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Funny story: Al Gore, George Bush Square Off In Oval Office

Al Gore, George Bush Square Off In Oval Office

Bush and Gore squared off in the Oval office during the Nobel Laureates tea. Like a sugar rush to a diabetic, Bush began hyperventilating in a room filled with the nation's brains; his stance wobbly. A code blue alert was announced.

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Funny story: Bush Putin Breakup

Bush Putin Breakup

No one saw the Putin, Bush breakup coming. After Bush confessed to looking into Putin's blue eyes and seeing that he could do business with the guy, it was like a done deal, a pronouncement at the alter. The world took a breather: perestroika and...

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Funny story: Dog that ate CIA videos punished with "extreme techniques"

Dog that ate CIA videos punished with "extreme techniques"

The CIA has announced that Cerberus, the guard dog at the organization's archives unit in Langley, Virginia who ate the videos of terror suspect interrogations, has been punished and "will probably not destroy any more really important recor...

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Funny story: King Arrested Amid 'Fake Death' Suspicions

King Arrested Amid 'Fake Death' Suspicions

Elvis Presley has been arrested this morning after handing himself into a Memphis Police station last Friday. At the time of his re-appearance Presley appeared to be in a state of mental clarity but claimed to have no memory...

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Funny story: British Honeymoon Couple Flog Each Other In Sudan

British Honeymoon Couple Flog Each Other In Sudan

(Dec 2 - Africa correspondent) A British couple in Sudan for their honeymoon, have become embroiled in the Gillian Gibbons Sudanese Mohammed the Teddy Bear War, and have asked for assistance from the British...

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Funny story: Annapolis: An After-shave lotion

Annapolis: An After-shave lotion

A leading company from Maryland, that produces creams, lotions and other chemicals to refresh faces after heavy shave with B-52 laser jets, announced here in Washington today in a product promotion ceremony, that the company has introduced a new loti...

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Funny story: Muslim Woman Stoned For Slagging Off Scottish Footballer

Muslim Woman Stoned For Slagging Off Scottish Footballer

A Muslim woman in Glasgow has been arrested and stoned after it was alleged she insulted and demonized the ex-Rangers and Celtic player Mohammed Johnston.

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