Indianapolis, IN - President Bush flew to Indianapolis on Saturday, to attend the Mideast Peace conference. Unfortunately, after landing in Indianapolis, the President's staff quickly realized he had told them to go to the wrong city.
Columbus, OH - Yesterday, an Ohio man filed suit in Federal court against Wal-Mart, for injuries he sustained while being "greeted" at a Columbus area store.
London, ENGLAND - Heather Mills, who is being held in custody for the multiple slayings of Sir Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr, has succeeded in doing something no one else has; she has reunited The Beatles, in death.
Atlanta, Georgia (IPP) - The Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta has began a study ordered by the Federal government to study disparities and variables in the manner in which people die. The goal of the government is to standardize death and...
Shock news as today as The Spoof reveals that pan-galactic giant beings have visited our world overnight and taken a huge bite out of the sun.
LaWhore, Pakissmyasstan- The self-elected President of Autocratic Repulic of Pakistan, Pervez Musharraf today assumed total control of the country's nuclear arsenal.
According to the World Wildlife Fund experts, Penguins are one the verge of extinction if not for the intervention of human kind. The Emperor, Gentoo, Chinstrap and Adelie Penguins, who feed on Krill, the smaller relative of the Plan...
News of a catastrophic mistake at the Football Association is hitting the headlines this afternoon, after Reading boss Steve Coppell was given the England manager's job instead of the intended recipient, the Ita...
Richard Branson has today announced his revolutionary plans for Northern Rock. In an attempt to 'sex up' the banking industry Branson will look to develop a 'Hooters' style approach to retail banking.
Muskegon, Michigan (AP) Following the report by Ex-Senator George Mitchell today about steroid usage by Major League Baseball players, a local pool player has come forth to admit his history of steroid usage.
Kenyan First Lady, Lucy Kibaki, lost her temper at an Independence Rally when a journalist inadvertently introduced her by the name of the President's suspected second wife. She grabbed a baseball bat from a nearby thug and
Box office receipts set a record at 10 million dollars this weekend for "Weekend at Bernankes". The remake movie of two federal reserve workers who discover that everyone's favorite boss (Buck) has become worthless. They attempt throu...
Nearly a third of all fantasy football players have admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs, commissioners of leagues reported.
CINCINNATTI - A manufacturer of male grooming products has pulled the plug on its 40-blade Megashave Razor after five deaths were reported in product testing.
RESEARCH TRIANGLE PARK, N.C. - Violence erupted Thursday outside a Research Triangle Park software firm when Mac and PC gang members got into a heated argument over which operating system is the best.
WASHINGTON (Rooters) - A vast swath of the United States was dumber than usual this year, leading to severe idiotic conditions in Texas, the Lone Star state, stood alone.
New York, USA - Anna Rawson an up and coming Professional golfer for the LPGA has just announced from her myspace page is that she has just been identified by former Sen. George Mitchell.
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