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Funny story: Bush Screws up Again

Bush Screws up Again

Indianapolis, IN - President Bush flew to Indianapolis on Saturday, to attend the Mideast Peace conference. Unfortunately, after landing in Indianapolis, the President's staff quickly realized he had told them to go to the wrong city.

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Funny story: Man "greeted" at Wal-Mart sues for $620M

Man "greeted" at Wal-Mart sues for $620M

Columbus, OH - Yesterday, an Ohio man filed suit in Federal court against Wal-Mart, for injuries he sustained while being "greeted" at a Columbus area store.

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Funny story: The Beatles - Back Together Again?

The Beatles - Back Together Again?

London, ENGLAND - Heather Mills, who is being held in custody for the multiple slayings of Sir Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr, has succeeded in doing something no one else has; she has reunited The Beatles, in death.

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Funny story: Death and Dying to be Standardized

Death and Dying to be Standardized

Atlanta, Georgia (IPP) - The Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta has began a study ordered by the Federal government to study disparities and variables in the manner in which people die. The goal of the government is to standardize death and...

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Funny story: Fears For The Future Of Mankind As Space Visitors Eat The Sun

Fears For The Future Of Mankind As Space Visitors Eat The Sun

Shock news as today as The Spoof reveals that pan-galactic giant beings have visited our world overnight and taken a huge bite out of the sun.

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Funny story: Prez Musharraf takes control of Pakistan Nuclear Arsenal

Prez Musharraf takes control of Pakistan Nuclear Arsenal

LaWhore, Pakissmyasstan- The self-elected President of Autocratic Repulic of Pakistan, Pervez Musharraf today assumed total control of the country's nuclear arsenal.

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Funny story: Penguins face extinction - humans could be next

Penguins face extinction - humans could be next

According to the World Wildlife Fund experts, Penguins are one the verge of extinction if not for the intervention of human kind. The Emperor, Gentoo, Chinstrap and Adelie Penguins, who feed on Krill, the smaller relative of the Plan...

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Funny story: Coppell Gets England Job In New FA Balls-up

Coppell Gets England Job In New FA Balls-up

News of a catastrophic mistake at the Football Association is hitting the headlines this afternoon, after Reading boss Steve Coppell was given the England manager's job instead of the intended recipient, the Ita...

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Funny story: Northern Rock: Branson to combine banking and wanking

Northern Rock: Branson to combine banking and wanking

Richard Branson has today announced his revolutionary plans for Northern Rock. In an attempt to 'sex up' the banking industry Branson will look to develop a 'Hooters' style approach to retail banking.

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Funny story: Pool Player Admits To Steroid Usage

Pool Player Admits To Steroid Usage

Muskegon, Michigan (AP) Following the report by Ex-Senator George Mitchell today about steroid usage by Major League Baseball players, a local pool player has come forth to admit his history of steroid usage.

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Funny story: Kenyan First Lady beats journalist senseless with baseball bat

Kenyan First Lady beats journalist senseless with baseball bat

Kenyan First Lady, Lucy Kibaki, lost her temper at an Independence Rally when a journalist inadvertently introduced her by the name of the President's suspected second wife. She grabbed a baseball bat from a nearby thug and

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Funny story: Weekend at Bernankes - Sets box office record

Weekend at Bernankes - Sets box office record

Box office receipts set a record at 10 million dollars this weekend for "Weekend at Bernankes". The remake movie of two federal reserve workers who discover that everyone's favorite boss (Buck) has become worthless. They attempt throu...

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Funny story: Fantasy football players admit to using performance-enhancing drugs

Fantasy football players admit to using performance-enhancing drugs

Nearly a third of all fantasy football players have admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs, commissioners of leagues reported.

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Funny story: Plug Pulled on Megashave Razor

Plug Pulled on Megashave Razor

CINCINNATTI - A manufacturer of male grooming products has pulled the plug on its 40-blade Megashave Razor after five deaths were reported in product testing.

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Funny story: MAC-PC gangland violence nets five arrests, five injuries

MAC-PC gangland violence nets five arrests, five injuries

RESEARCH TRIANGLE PARK, N.C. - Violence erupted Thursday outside a Research Triangle Park software firm when Mac and PC gang members got into a heated argument over which operating system is the best.

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Funny story: 2007: Dumbest year on record

2007: Dumbest year on record

WASHINGTON (Rooters) - A vast swath of the United States was dumber than usual this year, leading to severe idiotic conditions in Texas, the Lone Star state, stood alone.

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Funny story: Anna Rawson named as a cheater by Former Sentor George Mitchell with Performance-Enhancing Boob

Anna Rawson named as a cheater by Former Sentor George Mitchell with Performance-Enhancing Boob

New York, USA - Anna Rawson an up and coming Professional golfer for the LPGA has just announced from her myspace page is that she has just been identified by former Sen. George Mitchell.

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