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Funny story: Joketsuzoku Warriors Splash Trump, McConnell, Kavanaugh with Nyannichuan Water

Joketsuzoku Warriors Splash Trump, McConnell, Kavanaugh with Nyannichuan Water

WASHINGTON D.C. - Chaos erupted in the nation's capital as elite members of the Joketsuzoku splashed President Donald Trump, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, and Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh with Nyannichuan water from the cursed springs of Jusenkyo. The Joketsuzoku, a tribe of female warriors embedded deep in the deepest mountainous regions of China, were rumored to have died o...

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Funny story: President Trump Announces Two New Public Holidays

President Trump Announces Two New Public Holidays

President Donald Trump has reacted swiftly to the good news about Judge Brett Kavanaugh's being confirmed as Associate Justice Supreme Court by introducing not one, but two, new US national public holidays. The first of these holidays is to be Oct...

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Funny story: Old-Testament God Creates 11th Commandment: “Thou Shalt Not Engage in Victim Blaming, You Sadistic Morons”

Old-Testament God Creates 11th Commandment: “Thou Shalt Not Engage in Victim Blaming, You Sadistic Morons”

WASHINGTON D.C. - Emerging from the heavens amidst a flurry of lightning and ferocious winds, the Old-Testament God, commonly known as Yahweh, descended upon the United States Congress. “I am the Lord thy God,” Yahweh bellowed, shaking the ground...

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Funny story: USA Today Unveils New “Fact-Free USA Today”

USA Today Unveils New “Fact-Free USA Today”

MCLEAN, VIRGINIA – The national newspaper USA Today shocked the world on October 10, 2018, when it debuted its new “Fact-Free USA Today” format. President Donald Trump's op-ed, which claimed that the Democratic Party wanted to gut Medicare and use...

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Funny story: Tear Down The Fence! Trump Sez He Will Build A Moat Instead

Tear Down The Fence! Trump Sez He Will Build A Moat Instead

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump told a hushed audience in Iowa last night, that trying to keep out the hordes of illegals from entering the US by building a fence has failed miserably. Arguing that it is a waste of money to continue this mission...

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Funny story: Trump dismissals becoming chronic

Trump dismissals becoming chronic

Ever more staff are leaving the White House as Donald Trump's zealous bid to have the building to himself takes form. Head cook Chuck Tate was fired this week for cheating at Whist. "I swear I played the Queen", he mumbled as he piled his belongin...

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Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Is Going Out For Drinks On Friday Night, Women Warned

Judge Kavanaugh Is Going Out For Drinks On Friday Night, Women Warned

Newly-confirmed US Supreme Court judge, Brett Kavanaugh, is to meet with friends 'for a few drinks' on Friday evening, and women have been warned to keep their distance. Judge Kavanaugh, who was cleared by a select committee of any sexual wrongdoi...

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Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Presses Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start, Gets 30 Lives

Judge Kavanaugh Presses Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start, Gets 30 Lives

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking development, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh plugged an NES controller into his gavel and entered the infamous "Konami code" (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start), granting him a grand total...

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Funny story: President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)

President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)

In the latest of a series of ultraradical Right-leaning decisions, US President Donald Trump has decided to change the ending of the highly-influential 1967 Norman Jewison movie, 'In The Heat Of The Night'. The movie starring Rod Steiger and Sidne...

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Funny story: Nikki Haley 'Resigns' Over The Lack Of A Third 'K' In Name

Nikki Haley 'Resigns' Over The Lack Of A Third 'K' In Name

Nikki Haley, the United States Ambassador to the United Nations, has 'resigned' from the position, but rumors are rife that she was forced to do so by the Trump administration, because of the lack of a third letter 'k' in her first name. Haley - w...

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Funny story: Kanye West Has Gone Mad

Kanye West Has Gone Mad

After becoming half-mad last week and reducing the length of his first name by 60%, rapper Kanye West has achieved the 'full house' this week, and gone stark-raving bonkers. West spoke to reporters, and announced that he would be in Washington on...

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Funny story: President Trump And Judge Kavanaugh To Meet About Propriety Of 'To Kill A Mockingbird' And Others

President Trump And Judge Kavanaugh To Meet About Propriety Of 'To Kill A Mockingbird' And Others

President Trump and Judge Brett Kavanaugh are to schedule a meeting during which they will consider the 'propriety' of certain contentious books in American literature, including the Harper Lee 'Deep South in the Depression' classic, 'To Kill A Mocki...

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Funny story: President Trump Vows to Protect Sexual Predators from “Evil, Unfair” Sexual Assault Victims

President Trump Vows to Protect Sexual Predators from “Evil, Unfair” Sexual Assault Victims

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump took to the airwaves today to address an issue near and dear to the dark void where a heart is supposed to be. He admitted to coming to the aid of Judge Brett Kavanaugh during his tumultuous confirmation hearing.

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Funny story: Kavanaugh To Get His Own TV Show About 'Lying'

Kavanaugh To Get His Own TV Show About 'Lying'

Judge Brett Kavanaugh, the man who was cleared by a 'select panel' of any sexual wrongdoing, either in the past or in the future, has reportedly been approached to host his very own television show about lying. It's understood that Kavanaugh is th...

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Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Set To Quash Bill Cosby Conviction

Judge Kavanaugh Set To Quash Bill Cosby Conviction

To celebrate his 'victory' in the Sexual Misconduct hearing against him, Judge Brett Kavanaugh has indicated that, as an act of goodwill, he intends to quash the guilty conviction against jailed comedian Bill Cosby, and set the funnyman free. Kava...

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Funny story: Trump Claims That 2 + 2 = Beef; PolitiFact Rates it “Half-True"

Trump Claims That 2 + 2 = Beef; PolitiFact Rates it “Half-True"

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a White House presser, President Donald Trump angrily railed against Democratic lawmakers. He spouted, “These Democratic thugs... they want you to believe everything they say! Well, I say that they're all a bunch of huge liars! T...

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Funny story: Trump’s brain removed in routine maintenance for lube and oil change plus size assessment

Trump’s brain removed in routine maintenance for lube and oil change plus size assessment

Mr. Trump is currently at rest in a dark room at The White House with a bandana across his eyes. A crack team of scientists from MIT has quickly removed his brain and will replace it (some say) with application of krazy glue. The President fore...

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