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Funny story: US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq

US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq

Baghdad -- The United States military today is celebrating a major win in Iraq. American troops are heading home after setting the world record for the longest and most expensive stop and frisk in the history of law enforcement. "It seems like onl...

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Funny story: Downed Drone Appears to be a Modern Trojan Horse

Downed Drone Appears to be a Modern Trojan Horse

Washington DC: The Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA) reported that Iran had shot down an unmanned US surveillance drone. A US government official Athena Papadakis blamed a malfunction for the drone making a soft landing, while flying over Fordo Ira...

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Funny story: Obama Finally Admits: "I'm just in it for the crepes."

Obama Finally Admits: "I'm just in it for the crepes."

On a rainy day in Washington, I met with President Obama in a small diner just several blocks from the White House. We met to discuss the challenges faced working with such a boisterous opposing party. When he arrived he quickly ordered the crepes an...

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Funny story: Obama begs Iran to give him back his Christmas present, it was meant for North Korea!

Obama begs Iran to give him back his Christmas present, it was meant for North Korea!

President Obama is hoping that the Iranian government is in a Christmas mood because he has asked them to send him his Christmas present back which was actually meant for North Korea and not Iran (well that's at lease what he's telling them). It s...

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Funny story: Earth's Magnetic Field Reverses Overnight: Nothing Makes Sense Anymore as if ever did

Earth's Magnetic Field Reverses Overnight: Nothing Makes Sense Anymore as if ever did

In a shocking revelation, everyone in the world woke up this morning to find out that the Earth's magnetic field had reversed itself. That is except for the people of Australia who actually witnessed it first hand and realized that their beer must h...

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Funny story: President Obama Designates King Georges Landfill as National Cemetery

President Obama Designates King Georges Landfill as National Cemetery

Washington -- President Obama announced today that he was designating the King Georges Landfill in Virginia as a National Cemetery to honor the remains of veterans already dumped at the landfill by the U.S. Military. The new National Cemetery will b...

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Funny story: Republican Presidential Candidates Hired by Obama and Media!

Republican Presidential Candidates Hired by Obama and Media!

Washington DC: President Obama and the US news media, fearing the total loss of re-election campaign and advertising monies for the 2012 Presidential race due to lack of desire by any Republican to run for the office, met in secrecy in 2010. Plan...

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Funny story: Obama's Budget Finds Funding for Armageddon

Obama's Budget Finds Funding for Armageddon

The White House reports that President Obama has "up and converted to evangelism" in preparation for a possible run against Herman Cain in 2012, apparently not realizing Cain had already bitten the proverbial political dust. Citing Harold Campin...

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Funny story: President Obama Pardons Turkeys: The Next Chapter

President Obama Pardons Turkeys: The Next Chapter

Oh, you thought it was just the "gobble, gobble" kind? Think again! After he completed the traditional White House pardoning of two turkeys of the animal variety this week, President Obama confided to friends that he was forcing himself to pardo...

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Funny story: Wrong 'Turkey ' Giving Thanks to White House

Wrong 'Turkey ' Giving Thanks to White House

There has been a mix up in the annual presidential pardoning of a Thanksgiving turkey, as a White House aide unwittingly pardoned Turkey the country instead of an actual turkey. It is, as yet, unclear what exactly Turkey has been pardoned of, but...

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Funny story: A Turkey of a Holiday

A Turkey of a Holiday

In a stunning development yesterday, President Barack Obama has declined to grant clemency to Tom Turkey. The White House press secretary read a written statement which said in part, "I know this decision is going to make me unpopular, but there sim...

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Funny story: It's Official: First Dog is Now Mike Hunt

It's Official: First Dog is Now Mike Hunt

Bo, the Obama's two year old Portuguese Water Dog, has a new moniker. The energetic first dog, known for its dense thatch of wiry black hair, is now Mike Hunt. When asked what precipitated the name change, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney e...

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Eclipse heralds stunning winter skies...but will it save Obama's ass?

Thanksgiving Eclipse heralds stunning winter skies...but will it save Obama's ass?

Washington - Cosmic wizardry is at work for Capitol Hill's very own Salvator Mundi skywatch sources claimed today. Thanksgiving sees a brilliant eclipsed new moon with powerful angles to Great Awakener Uranus, a stationary/retrograde Mercury and a...

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Funny story: Zombies Boo Obama At National Alien Convention In Deadwood

Zombies Boo Obama At National Alien Convention In Deadwood

DEADWOOD, SOUTH DAKOTA - Thousands of black-gowned, fang-toothed counter-culturists, all unified by the desire to be recognized by mainstream, so called "natural phenomenalists", gathered in this appropriately named town in the Black Hills of South D...

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Funny story: Obama to Seek Repeal of Syntax

Obama to Seek Repeal of Syntax

Washington,D.C.-Calling it "an unfair burden on anyone who has ever tried to construct a sentence.", President Barrack Obama announced today that his administration would seek the immediate repeal of the use of syntax in the United States. Syntax...

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Funny story: Obama Gives up on Magic Beans

Obama Gives up on Magic Beans

Washington,D.C.-In a last ditch attempt to revive the faltering economic recovery, President Obama traded "the entire gross national product of the United States for one year", to the Chinese for a handful of "magic beans". The deal, finalized las...

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Funny story: Silver bullet found lodged in White House window

Silver bullet found lodged in White House window

Washington - It's traditionally highly effective against werewolves, witches, vampires and other monstrosities firearms experts warned today. However the discovery of a sliver bullet inside security glass in President Obama's office has sent Secur...

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