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Funny story: Bush in talks with statue

Bush in talks with statue

Prince Charles is known to have the ability to talk to plants and he has many interesting conversations with them on evenings when Camilla is 'not in the mood'.

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Funny story: Giuliani Sets Out Presidential Agenda

Giuliani Sets Out Presidential Agenda

Giuliani has set out his stall for the Presidential elections. He promises a "zero tolerance" approach in Iraq and an early return home for US troops.

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Funny story: Christmas Shopping Halted!

Christmas Shopping Halted!

Shoppers in Birmingham's City Centre were confronted by the spectacular vision of the city's Arts Czar this morning. As they feebly attempted to keep their minds on their Christmas shopping their imaginations were captured by the charismatic...

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Funny story: Christmas cancelled due to labor disputes at Santa's workshop

Christmas cancelled due to labor disputes at Santa's workshop

Christmas has been cancelled until at least 2009 due to a series of upheavals at the North Pole workshop of Santa Claus [known in Britain as Father Christmas].

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Funny story: World Seals Global Warming Deal to Jettison US

World Seals Global Warming Deal to Jettison US

The world has agreed on a deal to tackle global warming as a last-minute plan to "let the US go" appeared to have saved the planet. Yo de Bore, the UN's top climate guru said countries were on the "brink of agreement" over get...

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Funny story: U.S. Military Mistakenly Orders Bombing of Baghdad, Kentucky

U.S. Military Mistakenly Orders Bombing of Baghdad, Kentucky

SHELBY COUNTY, KY -- Residents of tiny Baghdad got a rude awakening at five thirty this morning when U.S. planes dive-bombed and completely destroyed the town.

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Funny story: Police Seize 400,000 Illegal Poinsettia Plants in Drugs Raid

Police Seize 400,000 Illegal Poinsettia Plants in Drugs Raid

Police today confirmed that they have seized 400,000 Poinsettia plants in a dawn raid on a disused factory in Streatham. They arrested 2 men and 2 women under the governments tough new anti-drug legislation.

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Funny story: All the world's a stage for Mr. Musharraf - Pakistan buzzes with Sounds of Silence.

All the world's a stage for Mr. Musharraf - Pakistan buzzes with Sounds of Silence.

If one listens carefully there is a strange new sound in Pakistan nowadays.

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Funny story: Bush Informed Of Tibet Crisis

Bush Informed Of Tibet Crisis

Following a slight earth tremor in the Himalayas ( May 2007 ) Mount Everest, the tallest mountain in the world dropped 16 centimetres in height.

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Funny story: Santa Claus Arrested for 19th Century Child Slavery Crimes

Santa Claus Arrested for 19th Century Child Slavery Crimes

Santa Claus - A.K.A "Jolly Old Saint Nick", "Father Christmas", "Pere Noel" - has been arrested and faces extradition after being convicted of sending poor tiny orphan children up chimneys to do...

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Funny story: Happy Marriages A Thing Of The Past, Says Report

Happy Marriages A Thing Of The Past, Says Report

A government report says that happy marriages are no longer a viable proposition, with many not lasting the first twelve months. A high percentage of relationships end during the honeymoon, it says, with some of them...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Rules Ohms Law Unconstitutional

Supreme Court Rules Ohms Law Unconstitutional

Washington (IPP) - The Supreme Court ruled 5 to 4 today that Ohm's law is unconstitutional.

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Funny story: British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

A British Muslim has spoken of what he calls the 'Moslemisation' of one of the greatest countries on Earth, the USA, after he was stopped and made to remove his shoes at an a...

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Funny story: Queen to Retire to Florida

Queen to Retire to Florida

(London, Nov 29) HRH Queen Elizabeth II has announced plans to retire from the British Monarchy and move to Florida. She and Prince Philip are looking at a nice two bedroom (in case the kids want to visit) condo in a "senior living community&...

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Funny story: Paid in Advance: Doctor Fails to Operate

Paid in Advance: Doctor Fails to Operate

San Antonio, TX - "Never pay in advance!" chuckled Doctor William Barnett, as he swung his golf club on the 18th hole of the exclusive Pine Ridge Country Club in Cocoa Beach, Florida.

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Funny story: Name a Star Launches Name a Cloud

Name a Star Launches Name a Cloud

Molena, Georgia (IPP) - The Name a Star corporation has launched a new business called Name a Cloud. Name a Star has made astronomy fun with its well known business where a person can have a star named after themselves and now they promise to make m...

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Funny story: Germans "Accidentally" Burn Holocaust Records

Germans "Accidentally" Burn Holocaust Records

Hamburg, GERMANY - Hans Yorgenburg, a custodian at the German Historical Society, accidentally burned vintage World War II documents which proved the Holocaust was real.

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