Not to be outdone, John McCain called suffering in a POW camp a patriotic act. Not to be outdone, Barack Obama called suffering to watch your minister on the evening news go bananas over and over again, was a patriotic act. Not to be outdone, Sarah Palin declared that wearing eyeglasses instead of contact lenses was a patriotic act - but only if it gets most men to vote for you. Not to be...
"Obama has been palling around with terrorists who would target their own country," Sarah Palin has been repeating into the microphone for a few days now, strutting around in her black stiletto boots. What can Obama do? He can't ignore the atta...
American news is big news, Obama this, Mccaine that and now Palin for vice president. So here it is, my first 'big' interview, Cleese and Idle talk openly about Palin's apoinment in possibly the biggest role Palins ever faced. I'm not too familiar with Palins early work so I hoped these two could fill me in. I saw bits of The BBC's Palins New Europe, a chance for Palin to visit Europe and find...
Ok, I'm an independent, but if I were a Republican I'd vote for the Democrats come November. That is, if I really, really loved my political party. Why? I can't think of a worse time to lead this nation. The mess we're in will take years to clean up. And cleaning is such a thankless job, so why not let the Democrats do it. They're good at it. So, Republicans, listen up. Take tha...
It wasn't long ago that the Republican Party (Senator McCain included) endorsed every bill put before it by the Bush administration. Those days are long gone. American taxpayers woke up one day and felt their wallets lighter, slimmer. The cost...
Scientific analysis of studies of prominent political figures conducted over twenty years representing liberal and conservative philosophies and coincidentally Democrat and Republican tendencies. Obvious genetic, physical and intellectual charact...
Washington DC: In August 2008, the media was so busy focusing on the major party political conventions in Denver CO and Minneapolis MN that they missed the Paleontology Conference held here. The fossilized remains of several new species of dinosaur have been unearthed in digs around the country. Republicanosaur: This creature was once thought to be extinct. However, it has been seen alive...
Denver,Colorado/ AP- Employees of the Mineral Management Office under the auspices of the Department of the Interior, were found to be swapping spit, drugs and exotic vacations in exchange for lucrative oil contracts. In a report released today, t...
There were fears for the safety of Britons living in Thailand today, after the Prime Minister Samak Sundaravej was told by a court in Bangkok that, as he has violated the constitution by appearing on a TV cookery show, he must step down from office.
Political Campaign Songs - "Saracuda"1970s rock band Heart, led by sisters, Ann and Nancy Wilson have made it perfectly clear to the Republican Party that they do not want them using their 1977 hit song "Barracuda" as Gov. Palin's theme song. The sisters reportedly stated that if the Republican vice-presidential candidate, who prides herself as being a hockey mom, a moose hunter, an ice fisher...
As the whole world was watching, John McCain sought to recover his 2000 campaign role as a maverick despite a 2008 campaign of pandering to the religious right(who he used to brand as intolerant), backing off of his denunciation of Bush torture as wh...
This morning, Republican Presidential nominee, Senator John McCain, in a nod to the NRA and to disabled Americans, selected Elmer Fudd as his running mate for the White House in 2008. Beltway pundits were momentarily speechless. While the conventi...
Blame it on Obama, the voters, Hillary, Bubba, or part or all of these. But, Hillary Clinton is now one angry woman, with enough rage to scare every death row inmate in California. She delivered a speech last night, very Presidential, and I even t...
The burning of witches has been the rule in places like Salem, Massachusetts but that rule has changed. Once the Justice department hiring practices were put in the hands of witch Goodie Goodling, consort of dark Lord Rove and his evil henchmen, the...
It's the first time since the 1984 Democratic National Convention that the Reverend Jesse Jackson will not be speaking at the Convention (this year in Denver). Somebody forget Jesse? Nah! Said an ardent Barack Obama supporter, "When a brotha calls a fellow brotha a nigger and says he wants to cut off the balls of that other brotha, we shut him down for good!" So, goodbye Jesse and your repulsi...
New York NY, 21 August, 2008: A joint study concerning the production of fund raising materials by both the Democratic and Republican Party's presidential candidates was released today. The study was sponsored by the New York Times and the New York...
Major news sources across the country are reporting that voter registration since 2005 has been dominated by the democrats and the Independents (Independents are defined in TheSpoof.com as people who can't seem to make their member...ship stand). But...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
