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Funny story: QPR bid for cut price Crouch

QPR bid for cut price Crouch

QPR boss Neil Warnock is hoping to do a cut price deal with Harry Redknapp for Tottenham's lanky striker Peter Crouch. But while the skint Premier League new boys are unable to stump up a transfer fee, they could pay a significant proportion of th...

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Funny story: QPR offer trial to Thai ladyboy striker

QPR offer trial to Thai ladyboy striker

Reports are coming out of Phuket that Queens Park Rangers have offered a trial to Thailand striker Supaporn Massage. Supaporn, who has partnered new signing Robbie Fowler at Muang Thong United, has been told that she has an opportunity to play in...

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Funny story: Scottish Football Poised for Thrilling Season

Scottish Football Poised for Thrilling Season

Pundits across Scotland are rubbing their hands at anticipation at what promises to be one of the most enthralling campaigns for many years. "I can't wait" says Dundee football correspondent Matty McStay, "United have got in the exciting talent, y...

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Funny story: West Ham ready for new season

West Ham ready for new season

Just when people were writing off West Ham as the football team of the future a few fans have got together in a bubble bath to try and prepare for the new season in the Championship. 'We are ready for a few goals - by us this time' one declared. '...

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Funny story: Bishops Stortford adjust to life in the North

Bishops Stortford adjust to life in the North

Bishops Stortford, the Conference North's most southerly team are slowly adjusting to life being classed as 'Northern'. "There's been a few changes," said Bishops's chief executive, Mannie Handled. "For a start, the proposed sale of land adjacent...

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Funny story: Blackburn Rovers Postpone Trip To India Because Of Filthy State Of Country

Blackburn Rovers Postpone Trip To India Because Of Filthy State Of Country

Premier League Blackburn Rovers have postponed their pre-season friendly in India, claiming that the country is "too dirty". Rovers, owned by Indian poultry firm Venky's, were due to appear in Pune and become the first Premier League team to play...

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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones have their heads turned by new Boro 'signing' Malaury Martin

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones have their heads turned by new Boro 'signing' Malaury Martin

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough are no longer focused on the phone hacking scandal involving Rebeckah Brooks. They met with a Spoof reporter this morning and discussed the signing of French mid-fielder Malaury Martin to Middlesbrough FC. Both young women were giggling as they sat down at a table near the window in Morrison's restaurant, Berwick Hills.

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Funny story: Malaury Martin, 22 yr. old French mid-fielder excited to be signed by Middlesbrough FC volunteering to help clean up Saltburn beach

Malaury Martin, 22 yr. old French mid-fielder excited to be signed by Middlesbrough FC volunteering to help clean up Saltburn beach

Youngster Malaury Martin (22), a recent signing for Middlesbrough FC (The Boro) is excited to be joining the club and looks foward to helping get the club back into the EPL. Martin said that The Boro is always thought of as a Premiership Club in F...

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Funny story: Craig Bellamy to face Celtic

Craig Bellamy to face Celtic

In an effort to force Craig Bellamy to hand in a transfer request, Roberto Mancini has told Bellamy that he must face a series of non-league teams in pre-season friendlies. "I have already told him to play against Altrincham," said Mancini. "To hi...

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Funny story: Close friend of Rebekah Brooks reveals that Rebekah has a crush on Ireland's Darren Clarke. Oldest winner of Open Championship since 1967

Close friend of Rebekah Brooks reveals that Rebekah has a crush on Ireland's Darren Clarke. Oldest winner of Open Championship since 1967

A close friend of Rebekah Brooks has revealed that whilst other women are out there chasing after football stars, such as Chicharito and John Terry, Rebekah has a really big crush on Ireland's golfer, Darren Clarke, 42 years of age. Darren is the...

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Funny story: "Looney" Man Utd fan watches Liverpool training in a Utd shirt and Rooney twittters, "he's a legend!"

"Looney" Man Utd fan watches Liverpool training in a Utd shirt and Rooney twittters, "he's a legend!"

A slightly distorted and rather "Looney" Rooney fan actually had the balls to turn up at Liverpool's training ground wearing a Man Utd shirt and guess who's name was written on his back? Rooney! The Man Utd fan had just spent 6 weeks locked up in...

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Funny story: Brian Little to take over Macedonian International Squad

Brian Little to take over Macedonian International Squad

After searching high and low for a good manager to take over the managing of the Macedonian International squad, the Macedonian FA are rumoured to have gone for Brian Little instead. "I can't help but feel this shows a complete lack of ambition by...

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Funny story: QPR star Adel Taarabt wanted by Paris St Germain and AC Milan

QPR star Adel Taarabt wanted by Paris St Germain and AC Milan

Paris St Germain are determined to lure Moroccan footballing genius Adel Taarabt away from QPR. After splashing the cash on French starlets Nicholas Douche and Pierre Putain, the French club PSG see the unpredictable Taarabt as the final piece in...

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Funny story: Ten Favourite Goat Facts From Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein

Ten Favourite Goat Facts From Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein

with Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein, Winner Of "Landlocked Royalty Goat Fancier Of The Year 2003" "Salutations, gentle goat-lovers. Here are some of my favourite facts about the goats. I trust that you will enjoy them." 1) I knew a woman once who was interested in goat husbandry. She wanted to marry a goat. 2) Goat breeding is quickly learned. You can pick it up on...

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Funny story: England crash out of Robot World Cup

England crash out of Robot World Cup

"RoboCup 2011", the football World Cup for robots, is being held in Istanbul this month. Geeks and nerds from all over the world have gathered here to watch mechanical contraptions try to kick a ball with all the skill of the human Scotland team.

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Funny story: Lifelong Manchester United Supporter Fires Broadside at The Spoof

Lifelong Manchester United Supporter Fires Broadside at The Spoof

Lifelong Manchester United supporter, and current janitor at Salford University, Donald Skoob, (whose Godfather is Spoof legend Monkey Woods) today rounded on the satirical website he has enthusiastically supported for the past three years. Donald...

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Funny story: Man United Get Sponsored Nuclear Submarine To Rival City's Plane

Man United Get Sponsored Nuclear Submarine To Rival City's Plane

Following the announcement that Manchester City's sponsors, Etihad have had a 737 painted in Manchester City's colours and emblazoned with the club crest, rivals united have announced that they have retaliated by getting a nuclear submarine, painted...

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