Carlos Tevez revealed exclusively to Skoob Sports News today, that he will never again play for Manchester City, and speaking through an interpreter he revealed exactly why. The Argentinian maestro claims that he was misinterpreted at the Allianz...
After a severe pile up on the M25 last week, emergency legislation is being rushed through parliament to force the installation of privacy glass on all football supporters' coaches. "We were lucky this time," said Transport Minister, Hilary Dale.
Manchester City and Argentina forward Carlos Tevez has signed up former strike leader Arthur Scargill to organise a march in his name. The scarfaced player is fed up with the backlash since his apparent refusal to play against Bayern Munich in the...
Professional football stadiums will have to use much smaller pitches than are currently used for playing matches if FIFA, the governing body of the sport, passes a new rule currently being considered in Zurich. The idea to make the professional socce...
Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has announced a surprise selection for his named striker in the Champion's League match against Basel at Old Trafford. After losing stars Wayne Rooney and Javier Hernandez to injury, Ferguson was said to be...
Dimitar Berbatov has been kidnapped by Mexican kidnappers demanding that he remains on the bench at United and when allowed to play, play like he did Saturday, crap! The kidnappers are members of the dangerous, brutal and very nasty gang called: T...
Classification of football matches needs to be standardized and clarified according to a top observer. The call follows Sky Sports' coverage of Saturday's early match between Manchester City and Everton. City ran out 2-0 winners and went to the to...
Following the unsuccessful bid by the club to buy the Oympic Stadium, Tottenham Hotspur have announced today that manager Harry Redknapp will be floated on the stock market in a move that is expected to lead to changes in the contracts of several oth...
Scottish Satanists have hit out at Rangers football and are said to be "livid" over their apparent sectarian policy over the signing of Satanists, Pagans and Occultists. Representatives of The Scottish Satanist and Luciferian Group are said to be...
Lazarus, better known as Owen Hargreaves, is back and Man Utd boss, Sir Alex Ferguson, eat your heart out. Because he's now playing for their noisy neighbours and main competitors for the title, Man City. Man Utd didn't "kneed" Hargreaves any more...
Under fire Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger may have enjoyed a resounding endorsement from the club's directors following Arsenal's appalling run of recent form, over approximately the last six years, but the Bishop Of Dorking remains firmly convinced tha...
QPR manager Neil Warnock has gone 'underground' to monitor his players off-the-field activities. "I have signed up on Twitter using an anagram and I am analysing their tweeted conversations without them knowing" revealed Colin Wanker. Warnock has...
Wolves manager Mick McCarthy has blamed Twitter after his team were clinically deconstructed by QPR with tweets from @Joey7Barton, @alefaurlin and @RealDJCampbell. "QPR were just too articulate for us today" said a speechless McCarthy, who has banned...
QPR playmaker Adel Taarabt is considering changing his name - because he's getting fed up with people mispronouncing it. "Everyone gets it wrong, it's pronounced 'Ter-rat' - but hardly anyone says it properly," he said after finishing training tod...
After another controversial weekend on the Twitter front, Joey Barton's agent has claimed his player is not overly obsessed by Twitter, in fact it actually helps him stay away from more trouble. "Joey's a good lad, so what if he likes to 'Tweet' n...
The Premier league game between Man Utd and Chelsea was absolutely flabbergasting as both teams put on an astonishing performance in how to miss 100% chances. TV fans and fans lucky enough to have witnessed this crazy game live saw both sets of p...
Dallas Cowboy's Q-Back (no pun intended) is said to be a target of an investigation of the NFL's Drug Police after it was revealed that the effeminate, fumble fingered signal caller had resorted to several shots of testosterone prior to Sunday's ga...
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