Day 1. Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Day 2. Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed. Da...
Deadline: The Fighting Cocks Inn, Annit, Herts. - In a hastily called press conference at this quite frankly skanky pub, convicted felon Jack Tweedy showed off his ankle tag to assembled press personnel before getting down to the real nitty gritty.
There were scenes of mayhem and chaos at a special Papal event held in the Vatican Hotel today, resulting in riot police being called, but more seriously, the Pope being called........being called terrible names, that is. It appears that the Pope...
Washington DC: Rumors are swirling in this city about an upcoming politically correct wedding. Confidential sources are indicating that two prominent liberal Congressional leaders from California and Nevada respectively, plan to marry. Prior to t...
Though the actual ceremony dates remained a closely guarded secret by the Stern Show and family, domestic-arts queen, Martha Stewart, had apparently crashed the wedding ceremony at its most inopportune moment. Bursting through the door of the re...
Manuel Uribe of Monterrey, Mexico, classed as the World's Heaviest Man by the Guiness Book for weighing 1260 pounds, will marry his long time girlfriend this week. The Bride is also a person of note in the Guiness Book, having the record for being...
George Bush today risked the wrath of Christian America today when Vladimir Putin and himself finally tied the knot in a lavish ceremony in the Alamo today. Putin, who previously claimed he had always had a passion for bush, was forced to clarify...
In an amazing twist of fate Michael "Seinfeld why did it end?" Richards is to wed sultry young soultress Rhianna. Michael best known for his role as Kramer and shoving forks up the asses of those who do not resemble him stated "She is the best thi...
Sociologists have made a surprizing find in the unlikely town of Tempe, Arizona. Dave Grisben considered himself a typical wedding planner. This ex navy seal and father of three was surprized to learn that most of his male work associates are gay.
Friends of celebrity lesbians Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi report that the rug-munching pair are "outraged" that their star spangled celebrity wedding on Saturday was "ruined" when British raven-haired temptress, Nigella Lawson, ate one of Hil...
KABUL (FMLiveWire) - Afghan officials said American fighter aircraft slaughtered more than 27 Afghans walking to a wedding ceremony in eastern Afghanistan early Sunday, the second military attack in three days which caused civilian deaths.
Circling the Madras airport twice after take-off the Beech Jet400 craft landed much to the releif of the bridesmaids, who only minutes before had sent the brides off to a quiet wedding ceremony to be performed at the Amrithaghateswara Temple near Nagapattinam. The occasion was the sasthiabdapurthy celebrations of Selvi Jayalalitha and her long standing consort, err, consentee live-in partner S...
Bush's daughter just got married. To celebrate of the good riddance, Bush would like to grant his subjects 36 hours' no-holds-barred freedom of speech. Below are some people' replies to the survey "Bush's daughter just got married. What do you say?"...
The daughter of President George W Bush, Jenna Bush has spoken out about her fears surrounding what may occur on her wedding night.
CRAWFORD, Texas The wedding of President Bush's daughter at his 1,600-acre ranch is the social event of the year in the shit-kickin' Texas town of Crawford.
Jena Bush will be married this weekend at her father's ranch near Crawford, Texas. Considering that "Daddy" is President of the United States, it is a significant ranch and a lot of money is involved in giving away the First Daughter.
For once in show business, rumours were true and Mariah Carey is indeed married to rapper-playboy Nick Cannon.
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