Gallon-sized bottled water jugs have long been a staple product in home emergency kits for times of natural disaster, but over the last several years individually sized bottles have become a $11 billion-a-year business.
Pepsi admitted today what industry watch dogs have long suspected: Aquafina bottled water is really the same thing that you get from your tap. The nation's largest selling bottled water comes from municipal water sources and is no different than...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - When law and science seemed to be on the side of the fish, then the vice president stepped in.
Hazlewood, MO- In this well to due suburb of St. Louis, everyone thought they were safe from terrorism. Thanks to Billy Smith, they still are.
I was walking through Leicester recently and happened upon a water fountain in a square near Granby Street and what a good job I did. A sign placed on the fountain rim read: Water Presents DANGER to small Children. The surrounding area was a scene of complete carnage- kids running around all over the shop with 90% burns on account of them having messed with a deadly nerve agent known as: 'wate...
To Catch A Catfish The lake I live on has the biggest, smartest Catfish that exist in any body of water on the face of the earth. There hav...
In an unusual public-private partnership, the city is developing a playground near the South Street Seaport that will have trained "play workers" on hand to help children interact with features of the new playground: water, ramps, sand...
RESEARCH TRIANGLE PARK, NC--You've heard of pocket stud finders--magnets that carpenters and handymen use to find the studs in your walls. And water depth finders fishermen use to know how deep they are fishing. Well, now there's something a little different.
In a bid to avoid jail time, the Bush people are asking Congress to approve a clarification to the forty year old Geneva Convention by suggesting it is acceptable to use: the rack, frying pan, grater, and water; while interrogating prisoners of war o...
While the U. S. government was recently releasing statistics indicating that illicit drug use was on the rise among baby boomers 50 to 59 and on the decline among young teenagers, Barbara Boomer and her daughter were providing living proof of those s...
DETROIT, Mich.. -- The Ford Motor Company, in conjunction with Hydrolytics, Inc., announced today that they have produced, in a unprecedented engineering feat, a water-powered car that could end America's dependence on foreign petroleum for vehic...
Elderly gentleman and star of Stenna Stairlift commercials, Keith Richards (96), is in hot water having flouted the laws of the land while performing in the Northern Englandshire village of Glasgow.
The Daily Hell Gazette announced today, that soon after Abu Musab al-Zarqawi arrived, following his recovery from death, he demanded that the furnace be lowered, asked for a tall glass of ice water, and for someone to bring him his first of seventy-t...
London - (Associated Mess): Bob Geldof is rumoured to be crisis talks today to stage a new Live8 benefit gig in London's Hype Park to alleviate the suffering of the six million drought-stricken Londoners facing imminent water rationing.
Kalamazoo, MI- The Kalamazoo-based advocacy group, Semantics Matters, has recently taken on the "homeless" label. The group, which in 2005 challenged city officials about their use of the term "water" to describe the local supply of H20, is organizi...
(AP) Wilma Flintstone, upset at the latest shenanigans of her husband Fred, will land in Cuba today; needless to say, she's mad. "That idiot husband of mine and his friend Barney Rubble came down here with his Loyal Order of Water Buffalo b...
Martians have formally complained to the United Nations Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty Conference regarding the noise levels they are having to endure whilst the European Space Agency (ESA) has been drilling for oil and water on the surface of their...
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