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Funny story: Ronald Weinland gives reasons for the recent volcanic eruption in Iceland

Ronald Weinland gives reasons for the recent volcanic eruption in Iceland

Ronald Weinland, one of God's TRUE Prophets (according to Weinland) - the other one is Ron's wife - Yes there are ONLY two TRUE Prophets, has spoken out about the main reason why God caused the recent Volcanic eruption in Iceland. "God is angry wi...

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Funny story: Volcanic Ash From Iceland Shuts Down London's Heathrow Airport: Even Flights To The South Pole Are Cancelled

Volcanic Ash From Iceland Shuts Down London's Heathrow Airport: Even Flights To The South Pole Are Cancelled

LONDON - Sir Basil Nigel Cheesejoy, deputy director of all Heathrow flights, has stated that all flights originating from "Big H" are cancelled due to, as he so eloquently put it, "All of the damn, friggin, bloomin' ass blitherin', bloody blimey volc...

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Funny story: Was volcanic ash behind the Kaczynski air crash?

Was volcanic ash behind the Kaczynski air crash?

Krakow - (RIP Mess): World leaders are cancelling on what should have been the blingiest Global Piss Process funeral of the decade. Some 30 heads of state were due to fly in to Krakow on Sunday for President Kaczynski's funeral at the splendifero...

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Funny story: Gitane ash continues to cloud Europe, grounding aircraft

Gitane ash continues to cloud Europe, grounding aircraft

Flights across much of the UK have been grounded for a second day as Gitane cigarette ash and second-hand smoke drifts across Europe, posing a potential threat to aircraft and more importantly, British tourism. Air traffic control body GNats said...

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Funny story: Iceland Ash Cloud Result of Huge Stoner Party

Iceland Ash Cloud Result of Huge Stoner Party

While the World Health Organization continues to manage the supposed ill effects of a volcanic ash cloud originating from Iceland, thousands of recreational drug users still on the Northern volcanic island are laughing at the havoc they know they cau...

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Funny story: Airports overcrowded due to Volcanic Ash Cloud

Airports overcrowded due to Volcanic Ash Cloud

Airports across the country are reporting higher than average number of people arriving at their airports, not despite the ash cloud hanging over Europe, but because of it. With every flight in and out of UK airspace grounded due to the ash cloud...

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Funny story: Bjork sings "Its Oh So Quiet" as Iceland brings UK Airports to complete Silence

Bjork sings "Its Oh So Quiet" as Iceland brings UK Airports to complete Silence

Icelandic Singer-Songwriter Bjork, is to re-release her single "Its Oh So Quiet", after the Volcanic dust cloud, that has come from the eruption of the volcano in Iceland, has brought complete silence to UK Airports. Strangely the song written by...

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Funny story: Icelandic Ash Claims First UK Victim

Icelandic Ash Claims First UK Victim

On Wednesday, the unpronounceable volcano Eyjafjallajoekull erupted for the first time in over two centuries. The last time it erupted it caused a mini-ice age in Europe that killed tens of thousands; and this time around, it is no less devastating,...

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Funny story: British airspace lockdown 'thwarts another pants bomber'

British airspace lockdown 'thwarts another pants bomber'

London - (Lava Palaver): Pals of Christmas Day pants bomber Omar Farouk Abdel-Muttalab are livid. Their SqueezyJet no-frills charter flight ploy to test-drive new surgical implant explosives has boobed. Thanks to some blasted volcanic eruption...

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Funny story: As volcano erupts in Iceland politicians sacrifice virgins to appease angry gods. Canada sees big increase in refugee applications from Iceland.

As volcano erupts in Iceland politicians sacrifice virgins to appease angry gods. Canada sees big increase in refugee applications from Iceland.

ICELAND: Ash clouds from Iceland's spewing volcano halted air traffic across much of Europe on Thursday. Not since 911 has the world seen such a large-scale grounding of flights. Residents of Iceland have been watching their local volcano become...

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Funny story: Iceland to be punished for volcanoes

Iceland to be punished for volcanoes

Soon-to-be-replaced Prime Minister Gordon Brown has promised severe penalties for Iceland if they do not stop their volcanoes from spewing ash over northern Europe, which is causing havoc to airlines and threatening asthma sufferers. Mr Brown has...

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Funny story: Iceland uses Weapon of Mass Disruption

Iceland uses Weapon of Mass Disruption

Iceland are being accused of using weapons of mass disruption after a gigantic cloud of volcanic ash made its way across from Iceland. President Obama is watching the situation closely as he might decide to take action against Iceland, for using a we...

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Funny story: Iceland Volcano Hoax Works A Treat

Iceland Volcano Hoax Works A Treat

It was pints of scrumpy all round this afternoon at the Cockwell Inn at Shard as local farmers Sam Niblett and Barney Howell toasted their best ever practical joke. "It wuz a bloody corker!" raved Sam as he raised his glass of scrumpy. It trans...

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Funny story: Al Gore Blames Iceland Ash Puke a Result of Global Warming

Al Gore Blames Iceland Ash Puke a Result of Global Warming

As expected the recent natural eruption of a volcano in Iceland has brought out the Al Gores of the world. The event has puked out tons of noxious ash blotting out the sun and grounding air traffic not to mention causing potential air contaminati...

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Funny story: Iceland pays its debts back to the UK - In Smoke and Ash

Iceland pays its debts back to the UK - In Smoke and Ash

Iceland has found a novel way of repaying the UK the billions owed after the collapse of Icesave in the form of smoke and ash - albeit by accident. The debt ridden country has always been reluctant to pay back money to the UK so decided to ask eac...

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Funny story: Blanket news coverage conceals vast Icelandic carbon monoxide disaster

Blanket news coverage conceals vast Icelandic carbon monoxide disaster

Reykjavik - (Ashes to Ashes): Reporting about the massive poison gas cloud threat from the Eyjafjallajoekull glacier volcano is being deliberately obscured. Toxic news items surrounding Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael II, aka Blanket, are bei...

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Funny story: Jamaican Fleet Sails to UK to Rescue Stranded Air Passengers

Jamaican Fleet Sails to UK to Rescue Stranded Air Passengers

Due to one rather untimely volcanic eruption in Iceland, and with what may now also be an extended grounding for air travel into and out of the UK, those wishing to travel where neither tires nor trains go, has become just a little problematic. B...

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