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Funny story: Policy Challanged

Policy Challanged

Ching Mao Woo, with the law firm of Woo, Jablonski, Hidalgo and Schlembechler, announced today that his firm had been retained by a group of employees from the Franklin School of English, located in Washington, D.C., to start proceedings on a lawsuit...

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Funny story: Alaskans vs. State of Alaska and Sarah Palin

Alaskans vs. State of Alaska and Sarah Palin

April 1, 2012 - A group of concerned animals and citizens of Alaska has filed a wrongful nomination suit against the State of Alaska for creating an "attractive nuisance" that has resulted in the nomination of Sarah Palin for President of the United...

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Funny story: Free Legal Advice from Supreme Court Justice Scalia

Free Legal Advice from Supreme Court Justice Scalia

Dear Supreme Court Justice Scalia, I recently got a got busted at an underage drinking party, do I have any chance of getting the charges dropped? --Dumb Ass Dear Dumb Ass, The framers of the Constitution didn't have your best intentions when they came up with laws that violate your rights as a child, but since you old enough to know that underage drinking means a chance of paying fin...

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Funny story: Sony, Palin, Tea Party, Cameron, Gordon Brown, Republicans, Murdoch, Apple, to Sue Spoofer in Libel

Sony, Palin, Tea Party, Cameron, Gordon Brown, Republicans, Murdoch, Apple, to Sue Spoofer in Libel

(written by Inhopeless's friend, James Smith) BIRMINGHAM - A coalition of several companies, people, and political parties will sue spoofer Inhopeless for defamation. Inhopeless, whose name has been disguised to protect his identity, and also b...

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Funny story: Bush Threatened with Paternity Suit!

Bush Threatened with Paternity Suit!

Pat McGroyne, a native of Knoblick, Georgia, currently living with his mother, Freida Peoples, in Cazadero, claims that he has indisputable evidence that President George W. Bush is his father. Moving to Sonoma County last April after shutting d...

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Funny story: Real Life Star Of 'The Hurt Locker' Trial Goes Ahead, Opening Door For Others.

Real Life Star Of 'The Hurt Locker' Trial Goes Ahead, Opening Door For Others.

After reports this week that a US bomb disposal expert has been given the go-ahead to sue the makers of hit Academy Award winning film 'The Hurt Locker', due to his 'likeness' being stolen for use as the lead role in the film, other people are lining...

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Funny story: Spoof news writers less funny since court ruling

Spoof news writers less funny since court ruling

A man who posted a Twitter message joking that he would blow up an airport is facing a £3,000 bill after losing an appeal against his conviction. This has caused an unprecedented downturn in the quality of humour worldwide, due to Spoof story wri...

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Funny story: Food Breaks For Fat Workers

Food Breaks For Fat Workers

In a landmark ruling, an employer has been forced to grant five minute food breaks for his fat employees. "Stubbies", a pencil sharpener manufacturer, based in Chorley, used to only allow smokers to go outside for regular five minute breaks durin...

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Funny story: Former Fat Man Sues

Former Fat Man Sues

Ronald Rolls, car salesman and former fat man, has sued the weightloss group "WeightBreakers" after they helped him shed a staggering 40stone. Mr Rolls began life at a healthy 9lbs but ballooned to over 52stone by the time he was forty. Doctors g...

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Funny story: Football Officials on Trial

Football Officials on Trial

A class-action lawsuit has been filed against all football officials since 1932. After so many calls are being reversed with the use of the 'Instant replay," the lawfirm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe has instigated the action. They have contracted wi...

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Funny story: Angry Yuppie to Sue Harley Davidson for False Advertising

Angry Yuppie to Sue Harley Davidson for False Advertising

New York -- Ed Kutler Jr., a personal injury lawyer, is upset with Harley Davidson over the image the company is selling, and that is the image of the motorcycle making you cool but yet an outlaw. "Look at this add. This guy is a loner, but yet i...

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Funny story: Crapper Estate Sues Kohler over Stolen Ballcock Design

Crapper Estate Sues Kohler over Stolen Ballcock Design

Long thought to be an exclusive Kohler flush toilet feature, the single action "Quiet Whisper" ballcock on all Kohler Designer Series toilets, may indeed be based on original designs from the British inventor of the flush commode, Thomas Crapper.

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Funny story: Supreme Court issues injunction against David Caruso and producers of "CSI Miami"

Supreme Court issues injunction against David Caruso and producers of "CSI Miami"

In an unusual move, the Supreme Court today issued an injunction against the producers of CSI Miami and it's star actor, David Caruso,  prohibiting Mr. Caruso from "further expressions of extreme over-acting and gross overly melodramatic theatrical r...

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Funny story: Popeye lodges claim against supermarket

Popeye lodges claim against supermarket

Lawyers for Popeye The Sailorman have commenced legal action against Tesbury's Supermarkets after it was claimed that their client had suffered a defamation of character when confronted by a display of one of Tesbury's "own brand" products. "I was...

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Funny story: Apple Sues Motorola, then themselves.

Apple Sues Motorola, then themselves.

Apple announced today that they will be suing the cell phone maker Motorola for defamation of character after the company put out advertisements last week saying that Apples CEO was "pro choice, and had no business in Virginia government." Offici...

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Funny story: Man Sues Doom Video Game Character for Violation of His Civil Rights

Man Sues Doom Video Game Character for Violation of His Civil Rights

A Minnesota man, I. M. DeLusional, is suing that big, scary, ugly Doom video game character that shoots bombs out of his arms that nobody can seem to kill, for violating his civil right to his freedom to the pursuit of happiness. "You have no idea...

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Funny story: Student who electrocuted his own nipples sues teacher - yes, it can only happen in America

Student who electrocuted his own nipples sues teacher - yes, it can only happen in America

An American student is suing his teacher, the school district and the city of Dover in New Hampshire for not telling him that electrocuting his own nipples is dangerous. The 18 year old meat head voluntarily attached electric clamps to himself the...

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