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Funny story: Kirstie "Kettle Drum" Alley to Play Dumbo's Mother in Remake

Kirstie "Kettle Drum" Alley to Play Dumbo's Mother in Remake

Once possessing abs as flat as a pancake, "Tin Pan" Alley wowed the weight world and made the diet tribe drop dead with envy. But as in many weight loss legends the fat cells do fill up again and again. And this seems to be the large tale of Kirstie...

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Funny story: Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

WINSTON-SALEM, NC - Maybe Kirstie Alley isn't a "perfect fit" for Jenny Craig anymore, but that's just fine with donut manufacturer Krispy Dunk. Inspired by her testimonial on Oprah's show Thursday, company executives negotiated a contract and signe...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Fat Yet Again - From Eye-Candy to John Candy in two years!

Kirstie Alley Fat Yet Again - From Eye-Candy to John Candy in two years!

The lovely Kirstie Alley has piled on the pounds and kilos and had to be crane lifted into the studio to chat to her pal Oprah. Ms Alley warned Oprah about the sins of over-eating. Which is a bit like Oliver Reed warning Richard Burton and George Bes...

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Funny story: Jenny Takes Back Valerie. Kirstie Goes Off the Deep End.

Jenny Takes Back Valerie. Kirstie Goes Off the Deep End.

In a shocking maneuver on Jenny Craig's part, they have taken Valerie Bertinelli back. "There are some repercussions to this event, and Ms. Bertinelli is fully intending to comply," says Ms. Bertinelli's lawyers today. Valerie is ex...

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Funny story: Valerie Bertinelli, "I am so sorry...."

Valerie Bertinelli, "I am so sorry...."

Poor Jenny Craig, it appears that Valerie Bertinelli has been cheating on her with Nutrisystem.

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley to play evangelical creationist preacher in US Dibley remake

Kirstie Alley to play evangelical creationist preacher in US Dibley remake

Los Angeles - (Rioters): Former Cheers star Kirstie Alley has been chosen by Faux TV network to play the star role in a US remake of the Vicar of Dibley sitcom.

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