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Funny story: Oswald's Dallas Window Fetches $3 Million

Oswald's Dallas Window Fetches $3 Million

The world famous window from the fourth floor of the Dallas school book depository in Dealey plaza was yesterday sold on the internet auction site E bay for the astonishing figure of three million dollars.

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Funny story: Sad PM On His Way To Skid Row Tries Flogging Kitchen Appliances

Sad PM On His Way To Skid Row Tries Flogging Kitchen Appliances

In what's being seen as an unprecedented step, Prime Minister Tony Blair, has put an advertisement on eBay and is seeking to sell a Hotpoint washing machine and a Sharp microwave oven.

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Funny story: eBay For Sale on eBay, and It's Too Big to Handle

eBay For Sale on eBay, and It's Too Big to Handle

eBay, the world's largest garage sale website, is in danger of selling the entire universe due to an administrative error. eBay itself has somehow become listed as an auction item, and is

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Funny story: Don't Fire That Problem Employee - Sell Him on eBay!

Don't Fire That Problem Employee - Sell Him on eBay!

Every office has the guy who spends all day looking at internet porn, or the woman who unknowingly provides entertainment by constantly screaming on the phone to her ex about what a jerk he is. Managers are reluctant to fire them because it means lo...

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Funny story: Saddam Hussein's hangman's noose to be auctioned on EBay

Saddam Hussein's hangman's noose to be auctioned on EBay

World Wide Web, Well, you should have seen it coming, it seemed inevitable, yes someone did it. Saddam Hussein's hangman's noose is up for sale on EBay for an amazing opening bid of $200,000.00...

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Funny story: Ebay to Auction Ebay on Ebay?

Ebay to Auction Ebay on Ebay?

Citing lackluster 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th quarter sales online giant Ebay today filed a petition with the Federal Trade Commission which if approved would allow Ebay to auction itself off...on Ebay.

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Funny story: George Bush eBay Fanatic

George Bush eBay Fanatic

(Weed--CA) "I couldn't believe it. The President of the United States bought my humidifier!" That was Janis Malverne's reaction when she received an e-mail from G.Bush@WhiteHouse.org. Ms. Malverne explained in a phone interview fro...

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Funny story: White house "alarm" over health of dollar as teenager buys Wyoming on eBay

White house "alarm" over health of dollar as teenager buys Wyoming on eBay

U.S government officials are hurriedly trying to hush up an embarrassing adminstration error which led to a schoolboy in Yorkshire buying the state of Wyoming for £17.50, plus tax, on the eBay website.

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Funny story: Fake relics sold on eBay 'funding Labour Party'

Fake relics sold on eBay 'funding Labour Party'

London - (Associated Mess): The Metropolitan Police's Antiquities Division has warned that fake archaeological artefacts and hysterical memorabilia are being flogged on internet auction sites and are funding terror-related organisations like the...

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Funny story: Londoner Sells 'Mysterious' Whale On eBay

Londoner Sells 'Mysterious' Whale On eBay

Days after a whale died in the River Thames, a dead whale was put up for sale on Internet auction site eBay. Currently, the selling price is five hundred thousand pounds, with an extensive bid history.

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Funny story: Bush bids for Popeye's arms on ebay

Bush bids for Popeye's arms on ebay

IN AN MOVING emergency address to the nation, President George W Bush last night dropped a bombshell on his fellow Americans when he delivered the news that he has purchased cartoon superstar Popeye's arms to aid against the war on global terror.

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Funny story: Ebay to launch E-Looting

Ebay to launch E-Looting

Inspired by reports of massive looting in New Orleans in the wake of hurricane Katrina Ebay, the world's largest online auction, launched E-Looting, an electronic shopping cart system that brings looters and buyers together.

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Funny story: eBay Prosecutes First "Bid-snatcher"

eBay Prosecutes First "Bid-snatcher"

Here you sit waiting for the final minutes to drip by as you wait expentantly for the Limmited Edition signed XXL black T-Shirt from the premiere party of Hellraiser III to drop into your sweaty stubby fingers. Then, just as you throw back the last g...

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Funny story: Ebay The Musical Hailed a Success

Ebay The Musical Hailed a Success

Andrew Lloyd Webber has worked his magic once again...

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Funny story: Boot Sale Bargain - Betty Buys eBay for 50p

Boot Sale Bargain - Betty Buys eBay for 50p

Betty Bates got the shock of her life today while bargain hunting at her local flea market. Betty (69) a somewhat rotund, lonely old soul who whiffs a bit spends much of her empty life scavenging charity shops and car boot sales looking for rubbish t...

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Funny story: Man Offers Butt For Advertising On eBay

Man Offers Butt For Advertising On eBay

Advertising on human bodies hit rock bottom yesterday when a 44-year-old US man offered ad space on his derriere to the highest bidder on the website eBay.

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Funny story: Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus

Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus

PORT TRINITY, TN - Just when everyone thought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich on Ebay was the most famous holy food relic to date, along comes Harvey Romano of Port Trinity, Tennessee, with his claim to a Velveeta holy sculpture.

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