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Funny story: Words and Gestures of a Bygone Generation

Words and Gestures of a Bygone Generation

I want to sincerely commend the folks who claim that they have never used the "F" word. I would also like to commend those who claim to have not used it until later in their adult lives. I had never used it myself until I was well past the age of three - but only because I was drunk.

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Funny story: Josh Brolin commandeers submarine and fires nuke while drunk on Barbara Streisands urine

Josh Brolin commandeers submarine and fires nuke while drunk on Barbara Streisands urine

"Hollow Man" actor and son of James "Hotel"Brolin, Josh Brolin commandeered a US nuclear submarine during a nighttime drinking binge on stepmother Barbara Steisands vintag...

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Funny story: Drunken Astronaut in Diapers Sabotages NASA Computer

Drunken Astronaut in Diapers Sabotages NASA Computer

NASA officials were at a loss to explain how a drunken, 37 year old female astronaut wearing only diapers and a bib managed to break into a storage locker and sabotage a $32 million computer destined for the International Space Station.

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Funny story: Bishop of Southwark absolved

Bishop of Southwark absolved

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams has absolved one of his top bishops after he went on a booze-fuelled walkabout last December.

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com owes a debt to Jerry Falwell

TheSpoof.com owes a debt to Jerry Falwell

In November 1983, Larry Flynt's pornographic magazine Hustler carried a parody of a Campari ad, featuring a fake interview with Falwell in which he admits that his "first time" was incest with his mother in an outhouse while drunk.

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Funny story: Drunken "W" Crashes Company Picnic

Drunken "W" Crashes Company Picnic

It appears that the stress of being the leader of the world's only superpower has finally caught up with President George W. Bush, after many years of sobriety.

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Funny story: Yargh! There Be Pirates In the School

Yargh! There Be Pirates In the School

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Pennsylvania - A pro-Bush fundamentalist Christian conservative administrator at Millersville University accused a teacher, Stacy Snyder, of promoting underage drinking after they discovered her

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Funny story: England Cricket Exit: Flintoff Blames Drycleaners

England Cricket Exit: Flintoff Blames Drycleaners

As the excuses start to pour in for England's exit from the cricket world cup Freddie Flintoff breaks the silence emitting from the England camp... by blaming the drycleaners.

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Funny story: Prince William Hammered by Queen, Cocktails.

Prince William Hammered by Queen, Cocktails.

In an absolute shock to the country, and the world, Prince William has gotten drunk.

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Funny story: Alabama Woman on Horseback Charged With Drunk Driving

Alabama Woman on Horseback Charged With Drunk Driving

A 40 year old Alabama woman was charged with D.U.I (driving under the influence) for her escapades on her horse. The woman, who was weaving erratically through traffic, attempted to flee when officers turned on their sirens. Her horse rammed a poli...

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Funny story: New lung medicine worries police

New lung medicine worries police

While developing an aerosol to break down tars in smokers' repiratory tracts, researchers at the University of Maryland Munich Campus in Germany discovered an unexpected side effect that has raised some controversy.

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Funny story: The Devil writes Pravda

The Devil writes Pravda

Moscow- The beautiful Stalinist architecture of the Russian capital, long admired by British council architects, has seen many a scandal come and go but the latest one seems set to rumble for a while to come.

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Funny story: President Bush's sobriety called into question as Paris Hilton is named Ambassador for Iraq

President Bush's sobriety called into question as Paris Hilton is named Ambassador for Iraq

There were raised eyebrows on Capital Hill today as President Bush named airhead heiress, Paris Hilton, as the new American ambassador for Iraq and sparked new fears that the President had started drinking again.

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Funny story: Blair Seized in Brown 'Haggis' Racist Attack

Blair Seized in Brown 'Haggis' Racist Attack

In scenes more suited to the fictional Big Brother household, Tony Blair, was last night seized by police after staggering out of 10 Downing Street carrying a lager can, wearing a Beckham shirt, and shouting racist abuse at his neighbour, Gordon Brow...

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Funny story: Amnesia-plea bishop blames spooks' rohypnol spike

Amnesia-plea bishop blames spooks' rohypnol spike

London - (Ass Mess): The Bishop of Southfork, the Rt Ravin Tom Butler, has blamed spooky pranksters for spiking his drinks at an Irish Embassy Xmas shindig last week that led to him being found naked in the back of a rolls-royce next morning by bemu...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy - Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?

Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy - Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?

(Los Angeles-CA) At a press conference held in front of the New York City's temple Rodolph Shalom, Paris Hilton, part time celebrity and full time masturbation fodder to scores of Internet surfing 12 year old males, announced, "I will not ha...

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Funny story: Babysitter & Toddlers Have Party. Busted By Police

Babysitter & Toddlers Have Party. Busted By Police

PATCHOGUE, N.Y. - A 37 year-old man was arrested when two toddlers he was supposed to be babysitting, were found drunk.

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