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Funny story: Taylor Swift Denies "Hanky Panky" Rumors About Her And Kelli Pickler

Taylor Swift Denies "Hanky Panky" Rumors About Her And Kelli Pickler

ABERDEEN, South Dakota - Taylor Swift, who has just about won every country music award there is to win except for the 'life time achievement' award, performed before a sellout crowd of 19,000 at Aberdeen's Icicles A-Plenty Arena. The arena's heat...

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Funny story: Woman Who Was "Torn Between Two Lovers" Wants Body Parts Back

Woman Who Was "Torn Between Two Lovers" Wants Body Parts Back

A North Dakota woman who was "torn between two lovers" said that she would appreciate the return of her body parts. Tonya Olive said from her hospital bed that she could do a lot more to please each man sexually if they each returned the arm, leg, a...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift To Record The General Platt Song "Pants On The Ground"

Taylor Swift To Record The General Platt Song "Pants On The Ground"

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - Taylor Swift performed before a sell-out crowd in Sheboygan's brand new MozzarellaDome. The young country music star was amazed at the state-of-the-art facility with its 80,000 seating capacity. She noted that the Mozzar...

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Funny story: Some Unusual Secondary Country Music Awards

Some Unusual Secondary Country Music Awards

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift, the 19-year-old country music sweetheart, has captured four awards for her work. The blonde singer from Wyomissing, Pennsylvania won awards for Best Female Vocalist, Best Music Video, Best Album, and Entertainer of The Y...

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Funny story: Missing Johnny Cash Song Discovered

Missing Johnny Cash Song Discovered

A long rumored song by Johnny Cash has been discovered in a trunk in Nashville, Tennessee. The song was supposedly the original lyrics to "I Walk The Line" and uses the same music. It is also a rare 1950's tune in support of the gay community. B...

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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes and What's-His-Name Getting a Divorce

LeAnn Rimes and What's-His-Name Getting a Divorce

NASHVILLE, TN - Singer-songwriter LeAnn Rimes announced on Tuesday that she's divorcing her husband... um... uh... just give me a second here... Oh, yeah, Dean. Dean Sheremet. "After much thoughtful consideration, Dan and I have agreed to move fo...

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Funny story: Lee Greenwood to Change Lyrics to God Bless the U.S.A.

Lee Greenwood to Change Lyrics to God Bless the U.S.A.

Country singer Lee Greenwood has announced plans to change the lyrics to his hit song "God Bless the U.S.A.." The song was originally released in 1980 and is a patriotic theme song that is played at sporting events and on national holidays all acros...

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Funny story: The 2009 Canadian Country Music Coalition Awards

The 2009 Canadian Country Music Coalition Awards

QUEBEC, Canada - Shania Twain and Neil Young hosted the 2009 Canadian Country Music Coalition Award Show. The annual event was held at The Abominable Snowman Coliseum in downtown Quebec. Following are the various awards and the winners: The Vocal Duo Award - This award was won by Pierre & Pierre Jr. The father and son duo from Montreal had two number one songs this year, "Her Bikini Line Su...

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Funny story: Krytonistan Disappointed In Krigagoatnog Handing Over Country

Krytonistan Disappointed In Krigagoatnog Handing Over Country

The military leaders of Krytonistan have announced that they now are in complete control of the country of Krigagoatnog without a bullet being fired. "I went up to Supreme President Shultzennegger and demanded that his country be immediately hande...

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Funny story: Joe The Plumber Becomes A Country Music Star

Joe The Plumber Becomes A Country Music Star

NASHVILLE, Tennessee - Samuel Wurzelbacher (aka Joe The Plumber) is on the verge of counry music stardom. His band Country Joe The Plumber & The Septic Tank Band will be going into the recording studio and recording their first album entitled, 'I...

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Funny story: McCain picks Glen Campbell as VP candidate

McCain picks Glen Campbell as VP candidate

71-year-old Sen. John McCain has picked singer-songwriter Glen Travis Campbell to be his running mate, a controversial choice but one the former naval aviator feels comfortable with, remarking "Hey, I couldn't pick anyone younger than me or I'd look...

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Funny story: Gay Country Singer Causing Rednecks, Hicks to Question Their Sexuality

Gay Country Singer Causing Rednecks, Hicks to Question Their Sexuality

NAHSVILLE, TN - At first glance Julian looks like your typical country music star. He's got the cowboy hat pulled low, the sleeves of his Western shirt rolled to his elbows, and his boots brightly polished. On further inspection, however, one n...

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Funny story: Report published linking country music to suicide

Report published linking country music to suicide

Two Armenian sociologists, unable to get a job in their local kebab store in Luton, have published a report on the effect of country music on suicide. This is the the first time that something we all know and fear, namely a Dolly Parton, John Denver...

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Funny story: Country Music Legend Dies In Nashville

Country Music Legend Dies In Nashville

The Country Music Hall of Fame will have to make their latest induction posthumously as Nashville singing legend Buford T. White has gone to that "Great Old Train Station in the Sky." The singing legend, who was said to have inspired the careers of...

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Funny story: Grammy's Newest Music Award to Recognize Best Country Music Rapper

Grammy's Newest Music Award to Recognize Best Country Music Rapper

Officials announced today that for the first time in music history the burgeoning genre of country rap music would be awarded at the Grammy Award Ceremony.

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Funny story: Country singer, Mindy McCready, releases latest album titled, "My Mom Is Attacking Me"

Country singer, Mindy McCready, releases latest album titled, "My Mom Is Attacking Me"

Lee County, Florida - In a 911 tape released by Lee County Sheriffs, country singer, Mindy McCready, told authorities that her mother had attacked her and then marked up her own face in an attempt to frame her for assault.

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Funny story: Kenny Loggins' Fans Go Gaga Over His New Album

Kenny Loggins' Fans Go Gaga Over His New Album

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Kenny Loggins fans are going gaga over his new CD. His website is overrun with comments about how good the album is.

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