VICTORIA, B.C. - Master Gardener, Hector Creatmore, recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, admitted to using human body parts as "filler" in his organic compost fertilizer.
BALTIMORE, MD- Years of research on the use of prayer to cure cancer have finally paid off, according to a new study released by scientists at John Hopkins University.
SHOW ME, MISSOURI - In home surgery kits are now available in local pharmacies for minor surgery, to be performed by patients, for little out of pocket cost. "I have no health insurance and I was able to remove a small skin cancer by myself for...
Bethesda Maryland - Researchers today announced a cure has been found for cancer in lab rats. "We were damn near ready to give up our efforts for ever discovering a cure when 1000 rats were divided in half, 500 were poked, prodded, sprayed wit...
Stockholm, Sweden --- Swedish researchers have just discovered that breathing can cause cancer. This brings the list of things that cause cancer up to 1,234,567.
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