CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- From his bedroom, Mr. T, aka Lawrence Tero, told our reporters he had no other option left but to pity himself. This decision came on the heels of a long battle with cancer and increased aging. For a total of four years now, Mr.
It has the power to clean and the power to wash; it makes brights brighter and darks darker; it cures cancer, kills vermin, and protects against forest fires. Of course I'm talking about the latest product of Billy Mays, "Urineclean". M...
Bethesda, MD - Following a directive from the President, all senior executive branch officials submitted stool samples to physicians at the Bethesda Naval Hospital for screening for colon cancer. While all of the results have not been release, the W...
VICTORIA, B.C. - Master Gardener, Hector Creatmore, recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, admitted to using human body parts as "filler" in his organic compost fertilizer.
BALTIMORE, MD- Years of research on the use of prayer to cure cancer have finally paid off, according to a new study released by scientists at John Hopkins University.
SHOW ME, MISSOURI - In home surgery kits are now available in local pharmacies for minor surgery, to be performed by patients, for little out of pocket cost. "I have no health insurance and I was able to remove a small skin cancer by myself for...
Bethesda Maryland - Researchers today announced a cure has been found for cancer in lab rats. "We were damn near ready to give up our efforts for ever discovering a cure when 1000 rats were divided in half, 500 were poked, prodded, sprayed wit...
Stockholm, Sweden --- Swedish researchers have just discovered that breathing can cause cancer. This brings the list of things that cause cancer up to 1,234,567.
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