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Funny story: Pat Robertson Tells Christians "Don't Be Rebellious"

Pat Robertson Tells Christians "Don't Be Rebellious"

Reporter: "Do you think that Christians should get involved in the protests going on down on Wall Street?" Pat Robertson: "In my opinion, these protester down there on Wall Street are just plain rebellious. Christians should have nothing to do with anything like that. It'll just give us all a bad reputation." Reporter: "So you are saying that you don't think that Jesus would have had anythin...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall Street Transforms a Wealthy Executive and His Son

Occupy Wall Street Transforms a Wealthy Executive and His Son

The drama of Occupy Wall Street has changed many lives and only now are the stories becoming public. This poignant account of the forced re-education of a corporate executive who informs his Ivy League preppie son that he too will be forced to join the revolution, has now been made public in this letter sent from father to son..... Together they face the evil of capitalism and the need for...

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Funny story: The Birth of a Consultant

The Birth of a Consultant

It is really funny how events can start, build and finally conclude in a way that can change who you are and what you do. Here is the story behind how I became involved in the business of consulting. I have long been fascinated by this phenomenon called "internet." It is a tremendous source of information, but at times it can be a source of irritation. One of the things that really irritat...

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Funny story: Bank of America Backs Down From Debit Card Fees

Bank of America Backs Down From Debit Card Fees

Bank of America spokesman Bill M. Tweed released a statement to the financial media this morning outlining the reversal of the recent bank policy of instituting a monthly fee of $5.00 to customers using debit cards. "Our customers have shared thei...

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Funny story: Great Britain PLC on a new high - unofficially leaked information!

Great Britain PLC on a new high - unofficially leaked information!

"The UK is on so many highs at the moment, so we should not be putting down these record breaking efforts created by the Coalition Government". The claim comes from the Chancellor of the Exchequer's second secretary's assistant filing clerk's part...

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Funny story: Wall Street occupiers announce demands

Wall Street occupiers announce demands

The Wall Street Occupiers have announced their list of Demands: 1. All debts are automatically forgiven, unless someone we don't like owes them. 2. Less urine pooling around our sleeping bags. 3. Every day is Christmas, or at least Boxing Day. 4. Better vibes, you dig? 5. Eliminate the cost of essential items. Most to be paid for by performing a scene from "Godspell." 6. Minimu...

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Funny story: British Business "Too Shy"

British Business "Too Shy"

That famous British reserve is being blamed for UK businesses struggling to compete with more strident foreign rivals. According to a new survey, British companies "urgently need to change their attitude." Despite UK growth outpacing much of Eu...

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Funny story: Wanted: New UK Rough Trade & Investment Envoy

Wanted: New UK Rough Trade & Investment Envoy

London - A job ads noticeboard at a Soho newsagents window is advertising the position following an unexpected vacancy. The For Sale & Wanted ad directs applicants to the mobile phone number of a Wapping recruitment agency. And specifies th...

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Funny story: Facenook to offer certified anonymous identification cards

Facenook to offer certified anonymous identification cards

Menlo Park, CA - Facenook and Google issued a joint press release today, announcing a new program. Dubbed "AnonID", they will begin offering a service which verifies anonymity. They will collect data-which will be held in the strictest confidence-for...

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Funny story: New Game Developed with Nottingham Scenario

New Game Developed with Nottingham Scenario

Multi-National company Zim-Sity, are to produce a Nottingham scenario for their new Zim-Sity Simulation Game, due for release later this year. N Erdmann, Sim-Sity's senior developer quoted: "We realised that Nottingham has the fastest growing unem...

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Funny story: New Legislation Looks Set To Abolish Human Resource Departments Everywhere

New Legislation Looks Set To Abolish Human Resource Departments Everywhere

New legislation aimed at trimming the fat that exists in the business world looks set to spell the end of Human Resources Departments everywhere. The shock news comes in the middle of one of the biggest financial crises the world has known; when ever...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Wig Goes On The Lam Following White House Upset

Donald Trump's Wig Goes On The Lam Following White House Upset

In sensational news today the NYPD has issued an APB on Donald Trump's wig, following its owner's decision to withdraw from the race for The White House earlier this week. The ginger frizz-ball is believed to be armed and dangerous and members of the...

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Funny story: CAUSES. INC, a Revolution in business?

CAUSES. INC, a Revolution in business?

A new entrepreneurial business has just been launched by Cardinal De Germain in New York. Many metropolitan VIPs from business and entertainment including Donald Trump were present. It is a new type of consultancy firm explained its appointed CEO...

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Funny story: 6 Successful Italian Americans You Don't Know Sh-t About (Part 1)

6 Successful Italian Americans You Don't Know Sh-t About (Part 1)

How do you make a Dago successful in business? Give him a gun! Bwaa, haa, haa. That is f--king hysterical! Here's six Italian-Americans who succeeded in business without having their competitors killed, the body thrown in a cement mixer, and poured into the foundation of a Howard Johnson's. (Because, ya know, that's what happened to that f--ker Hoffa. We all know where he is. We just can't tell...

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Funny story: 100 Years of Telemarketing Crap

100 Years of Telemarketing Crap

As you dash out of the shower soaking wet to pick up the phone, hoping it will be a phone call from your boyfriend, who you had been waiting for by the phone all day, is indeed another prince charming awaiting your presence, Mr Telemarketer. But at the same time he awaits every person living in your district. "Hello," an Indian voice greets you, "I am from the Australian Telstra Company. I und...

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Funny story: Alcoa Can't Wait

Alcoa Can't Wait

Growing ever more impatient, Alcoa, ALuminum Company Of America, today, declared that it can't wait. "I'm sorry," said Klaus Kleinfeld, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Alcoa, "but we can't wait any longer.". Nicholas (Nick) Ashooh, Vice Pr...

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Funny story: The Unforgiving Usurer

The Unforgiving Usurer

Based on the continued likelihood of QE3, the following is a satire based on Matthew 18:23-23 Once upon a time, a certain king in a land of ease wished to settle accounts. Usurers who owed billions were brought to him. The Usurers had bribed the gullible into burdensome loans they knew the debtors could not repay. Floundering beneath the loans, the debtors scoured nickels and dimes to pay wha...

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