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Funny story: Big Three Propose New Plan

Big Three Propose New Plan

The Big Three automakers, General Motors, Ford and Chrysler, disclosed their new plan for using federal dollars to save the US auto industry. Sensitive to public perception after the incident where they flew in separate private jets, the three CEOs w...

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Funny story: Obama Proposes Bigger Bailout

Obama Proposes Bigger Bailout

President-elect Barack Obama and his team of economic advisers put forward a new proposal to bail out the ailing US economy. Since the original $700 billion bailout is not getting the job done, Obama proposes to up the bailout to "a Gajillion dollars...

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Funny story: The book "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" to be banned as part of the Obama stimulus package and economic recovery plan

The book "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" to be banned as part of the Obama stimulus package and economic recovery plan

New York, New York - Not taking the First Amendment of the Constitution lightly, Barack Obama announced today in a joint press conference and in a simultaneous podcast on YouTube with Vice President-elect Joe Biden his intentions to ban the book "How...

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Funny story: Bush Administration rescues Sordid Prince Alwaleed's ShittyGroup

Bush Administration rescues Sordid Prince Alwaleed's ShittyGroup

Off-the-Wall-Street, NY - (Sordid Fat Cat Ass Mess): Weeks of diplomatic misery-stirring by Sordid Arabia's Prince Alwaleed has resulted in a US Treasury $326 billion cash injection into troubled Off-the-Wall-Street lender ShittyGroup. Alwaleed, 6...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Rescued With $150 Trillion Bailout

TheSpoof.com Rescued With $150 Trillion Bailout

Washington DC-- Congress today approved a controversial $150 trillion bailout for the ailing TheSpoof.com website. The money will be printed and sent by plane directly to London tonight. The extra cash is expected to keep the site running "for at l...

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Funny story: The Equine Industry Bailout Debate

The Equine Industry Bailout Debate

Washington DC: On this date in history, November 19, 1908, executives from Horse Breeding Companies, Buggy Whip Manufacturers and Stable Owners Associations convened here to testify before Congress. A taxpayer funded $25 Million loan is deemed necess...

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Funny story: Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Meltdown, Michigan - Ford, GM and Chrysler have all filed for bankruptcy protection under Chapter 11 following their failed attempts to lobby congress for a carve-out of $25 billion from the $700 billion Wall Street bailout fund. "There's no w...

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Funny story: Video Tape Confirms James R. Hoffa and Whitey Bolger Live! Pair Join Forces Lobby Auto Bailout!

Video Tape Confirms James R. Hoffa and Whitey Bolger Live! Pair Join Forces Lobby Auto Bailout!

Boston, Ma/Detroit,Mi, / Combined AP Wire Services - A video tape delivered covertly to the Boston Globe proves conclusively that missing union boss Jimmy Hoffa, and Winter Hill Gangster Whitey Bolger are still on the loose and not about to let the g...

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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton's "Non Profit" Granted Bank Status: Clears Way for Massive Tax Lien Bailout!

Rev. Al Sharpton's "Non Profit" Granted Bank Status: Clears Way for Massive Tax Lien Bailout!

Washington,DC/Wall Street Journal - Playing the "Race Card" once again, it appears that the Rev. Al has found yet another way to avoid his tax obligations brought on by blatant misuse of his "Non Profit" community action groups specializing in extort...

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Funny story: Bailout Failout

Bailout Failout

Nov. 2009 - The bailout recovery has finally come full circle as the recipients have finally stabilized their companies and are ready to rehire their workers. A shock came about, however, when it was found out that most of their old workers had eithe...

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Funny story: Congress Passes $870 Billion Bailout Plan For Exxon-Mobile, Others

Congress Passes $870 Billion Bailout Plan For Exxon-Mobile, Others

WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush announced during a press conference this morning that Congress has approved a $870 billion bailout plan for major oil companies. Over the past six weeks, the cost of oil has plummeted to nearly a third of its record hi...

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Funny story: ACORN Gets DEM Earmark to Buy Bankrupt SC Theme Park for Obama Victory Rap Extravaganza!

ACORN Gets DEM Earmark to Buy Bankrupt SC Theme Park for Obama Victory Rap Extravaganza!

Myrtle Beach, SC/ Rolling Stone - Flush from their Rock Concert summer European success and spending over $700,000 to produce a Jesus Christ Super Star event in Germany for their Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama, ACORN has bought the now defunct Hard...

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Funny story: Fed Spends $100,000 To Bailout Two Arkansas Garbage Men

Fed Spends $100,000 To Bailout Two Arkansas Garbage Men

Bunton, Arkansas-In a move that was hailed by environmentalists as its first act of responsibility toward John and Neapolitan Feebleblister, two Bunton garbage men, announced that it has sent $100,000 toward buying them some new clothes and shoes and...

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Funny story: Starbucks' business may have bottomed

Starbucks' business may have bottomed

A top executive explained that Starbucks' business had become as black and burnt out as the sludge at the bottom of a cup that's been left up on a commuter's dashboard in the sun all weekend. He further added that dealing with the many store clo...

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Funny story: The Bailout

The Bailout

Fanny May Bankertype was the office manager at Amalgamated Widget Corporation. A concerned and caring person, Fanny May directed the activities of Amalgamated's clerical staff of forty workers. One day, a new restaurant opened just down the street from Amalgamated's offices. While the prices were a little steep, the food was excellent and the service outstanding, and it wasn't long before the...

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Funny story: Toxic Securities Futures Rebound

Toxic Securities Futures Rebound

Chicago, IL - UPDATE 1 - High demand for toxic securities and commercial paper are fueling a sharp spike in toxic securities futures. No, we don't mean toxic like aspartame, these are toxic in the financial sense.. bad for your portfoilio, not bad...

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Funny story: "Brother can you spare a billion?" Fed lends to companies in emergency move

"Brother can you spare a billion?" Fed lends to companies in emergency move

The mad orgy at the nation's federal currency printing press continues as Congress realizes that the more money they give even to companies, the more that comes right back in taxes. A meek voice of descent shouted from the back of the room that pe...

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