In breaking news this intrepid reporter has just witnessed that Dow Jones Bancroft has jumped from the top of The Wall Street Journal building, and taken the whole family with him. What a tragedy! The New York Stock Exchange will collapse and take the world with it.
Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Michael Douglas is to star in a sequel to his Oscar-winning role as Gordon Gekko in Oliver Stone's Wall Street in a specially adapted 21st century version of the cult movie focusing on UK corruption.
New York - Remember the good ole days when an ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure? Well, it is looking more and more like those times may be gone forever, as the value of cure fell to an all time low. At the close of trading on Wednesday,...
From the people who brought you the IRAQ war-- sans Body Armour for the Troops they claim to support with such Patriotic Vigor.
LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...
Stockbrokers and commodities dealers were devastated by the news that an, earlier announcements stating, Van Halen would be doing a forty city tour this summer, was premature.
Wall Street Kernel: With the advent of sexy television programs successfully 'pushing the envelope' like Sex And The City, Desperate Housewives and Footballers' Wives, there is a new series presently in development with an eye toward the...
WALL STREET -- Experts announced today that some companies will stay open and sell stocks and other companies will close down.
298 residents of Baytown Virginia are laughing all the way to the bank after they downloaded and tried Walter Langer's limited edition e-report, "Get rich tomorrow morning". Langer, wanting to prove that his new money making formula wo...
As rumors intensify of an Apple/Intel partnership, analysts have been generally dismissive or cautious in appraising its potential effect on the fortunes of Apple Computer. Not so for one forward-thinking analyst. David Becker Specks of Wall Street...
The bears were out in Wall Street earlier today, as amid scenes not witnessed since the black day of 1929, stocks tumbled faster than pit traders could pick them up.
NEW YORK CITY -- It's an old Wall Street saying: "Stocks must climb a wall of worry in order to peak at the high point of investor concern. And then, when it is the best time to buy, everybody's nervous and things look the bleakest.
After the shock resignation today by George Tenet, head of the wall street banker created C.I.A; Mr devil dog Hussein was released from gaol and reinstalled as leader and dictator of Iraq this morning.
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