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Funny story: Country singer, Mindy McCready, releases latest album titled, "My Mom Is Attacking Me"

Country singer, Mindy McCready, releases latest album titled, "My Mom Is Attacking Me"

Lee County, Florida - In a 911 tape released by Lee County Sheriffs, country singer, Mindy McCready, told authorities that her mother had attacked her and then marked up her own face in an attempt to frame her for assault.

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Funny story: Hull Bingo Derby Degenerates Into Game Of Rugby League

Hull Bingo Derby Degenerates Into Game Of Rugby League

The Rugby Football League are to investigate yesterday's goings-on at the Super League clash between Hull Kingston Rovers and their cross-city rivals Hull FC at Rovers'

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Funny story: Ousted Cleric Urges Action

Ousted Cleric Urges Action

A strange scene unfolded in a small, independent church in upstate New York this weekend as the recently excommunicated Rev. Cotton Fullafit blasted all critics of mandatory exorcisms in the public schools as being "insensitive to the needs of t...

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Funny story: Dirty Dogs in Wooftop Protest

Dirty Dogs in Wooftop Protest

HELENSBURGH (Cheuchters) - Violence flared Thursday at Wooftops Kennels, Rhu, as around 50 dogs took to rioting. Trouble started with a dirty protest led by two dogs currently on remand for perverting the course of justice. "T...

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Funny story: Phil Spector Murder Trial Lacks 'Race Card' to Play; Causes Court TV's Less than stellar Ratings

Phil Spector Murder Trial Lacks 'Race Card' to Play; Causes Court TV's Less than stellar Ratings

Los Angeles, California - In the trial of his life, Phil Spector, accused of murdering actress, Lana Clarkson, at his Alhambra mansion in Southern California in 2003, has been covered in the regular media and carried on the salacious cable show Court...

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Funny story: Bush Comments on Sectarian Violence

Bush Comments on Sectarian Violence

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BAGHDAD, Iraq - As reports of a hundred being killed in sectarian violence in Iraq, President Bush says it's just a misunderstanding, like the reasons for going to Iraq in the first place.

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Funny story: Bullet proof school ties to go on sale!

Bullet proof school ties to go on sale!

London, England, Rotters news. Due to the recent surge in gun and knife crime in and around schools, a UK firm is set to release a complete wardrobe of body armour, combat gear for use at school. Their first item off the production line is the bul...

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Funny story: Court Grants Restraining Order for Dead Woman

Court Grants Restraining Order for Dead Woman

Nimbin, Australia. A Local Court in the hippie capital of Australia has taken the unprecedented action of granting an Apprehended Violence Restraining Order (known locally as an AVO), even though the complainant had died three days earlier.

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Funny story: Wide-Screen HD TVs Help Control Violence

Wide-Screen HD TVs Help Control Violence

Social Workers concerned about the number of giant entertainment centers in trailer parks among low income wage earners in the South breathed a sigh of relief today after researchers proved that these entertainment centers, particularly the wide-scre...

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Funny story: Bush Refuses to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey: Condemns "Terrorist" Bird To Death

Bush Refuses to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey: Condemns "Terrorist" Bird To Death

WASHINGTON -- President Bush prepared to grant the traditional pardon to a gift turkey at the White House yesterday, but abruptly condemned the bird to death, accusing it of terrorism.

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Funny story: Democrats and Republicans Unite to Warn Viewers of Sex and Violence on TV

Democrats and Republicans Unite to Warn Viewers of Sex and Violence on TV

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bipartisan coalition of Democrats and Republicans, both in and out of office, have united to stop what they call the "rampant excesses of sex and violence on television."...

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Funny story: Lower Class Uncovered

Lower Class Uncovered

Chavvies, townies, scroats, dillholes, kevs, neds, scallies, pikies, hardos” and “jippos”… these are just a few of the names of which the scum of the earth have acquired over the years in many different cities, towns and villages in this “marvellous” country that we inhabit. These non-educated delinquent, drop-outs have only obtained these names through their fecklessness, mindless violence and BA...

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Funny story: Queen Suggests Settling Things Over 15 Rounds

Queen Suggests Settling Things Over 15 Rounds

Recent reports stating that the second-in-command of Osama bin Laden's “Al Qaeda", the so-called “international terrorist group dedicated to opposing non-Islamic governments with force and violence" has made the Queen of the whole of Britain a target for terrorist attacks have drawn a surprising response from Buckingham Place, London today, after days of silence, reports our special...

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Funny story: Chicken Selects Linked to Workplace Violence

Chicken Selects Linked to Workplace Violence

OAK BROOK, IL - McDonald's executives today confirmed that sales of the company's new Chicken Selects chicken breast strips are down following their being banned by several major US corporations. The bans have been sparked by several instances of vi...

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Funny story: Study Shows Relationship Between Sex and Violence

Study Shows Relationship Between Sex and Violence

Mishawaka,WI: Sixth grader Anthony Russell is one angry pre-adolescent; in fact he's stark raving mad. His fits of rage have landed him in the principal's office 35 times this year setting a new Astoria Middle School record. While teac...

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Funny story: Little Girl Kills in Brooklyn, Understanding Violence

Little Girl Kills in Brooklyn, Understanding Violence

BROOKLYN, New York -- An angry tug-of-war over a rubber ball ended in tragedy yesterday when a 9-year-old Brooklyn girl fatally stabbed her 11-year-old friend.

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Funny story: DIE HARD! Bruce Willis Batters Ant & Dec

DIE HARD! Bruce Willis Batters Ant & Dec

Die Hard movie star Bruce Willis became so enraged by British TV star's Ant and Decs questions that he attacked them both in a savage display of violence.

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