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Funny story: After knives, guns, government plans new "fist amnesty"

After knives, guns, government plans new "fist amnesty"

After the success of schemes to reduce the number of violent crimes committed using knives and then guns, the government is proposing a new amnesty - this time with fists. Assault, GBH and ABH records show that there has been a year-on-year percenta...

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Funny story: Freed Gun Teacher Vows To Carry On Crusade Against Crime

Freed Gun Teacher Vows To Carry On Crusade Against Crime

A woman schoolteacher who was jailed for firing a gun at vandals in Manchester in 2004, has been freed on a 'technicality', and has vowed to continue her fight against crime and anti-social b...

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Funny story: Police Use Excessive Violence Against Violent Football Hooligans

Police Use Excessive Violence Against Violent Football Hooligans

Police yesterday stormed the homes of violent football hooligans, trashing flimsy council front doors across the country in a bid to put Britons worst off-pitch offenders being bars...

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Funny story: Boys Will Now Be Allowed To Play Violent Games

Boys Will Now Be Allowed To Play Violent Games

For the past twenty years the 'nanny state', in the UK have undermined the traditional role of children - particularly the games boys are allowed to play. It got so bad that the games of marbles

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Funny story: It's just violence!

It's just violence!

We have very perverted ideas about what's "good" and what's "evil" in this country.

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Funny story: Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Australian immigration Minister Kevin Andrews has clearly failed to integrate into the community.

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Funny story: Violence in media to be investigated by Dr Tanya

Violence in media to be investigated by Dr Tanya

The British Board of Film Classification, which also oversees the classification of videogames, has announced that it has rejected a revised version of Manhunt 2.

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Funny story: Have-A-Go-Hero Self Defence Law To Be Extended

Have-A-Go-Hero Self Defence Law To Be Extended

Gordon Brown has announced that he plans to extend the law on self-defence, giving hordes of have-a-go-heroes even more confidence to have a go, says a report out today.

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Funny story: New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

In a joint press release earlier this week, the American Pharmaceutical Association (APhA) and the American Psychiatirc Association (APA) announced that they are joining forces to create a new group to advance the interests of psychiatrists who want...

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Funny story: Country singer, Mindy McCready, releases latest album titled, "My Mom Is Attacking Me"

Country singer, Mindy McCready, releases latest album titled, "My Mom Is Attacking Me"

Lee County, Florida - In a 911 tape released by Lee County Sheriffs, country singer, Mindy McCready, told authorities that her mother had attacked her and then marked up her own face in an attempt to frame her for assault.

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Funny story: Hull Bingo Derby Degenerates Into Game Of Rugby League

Hull Bingo Derby Degenerates Into Game Of Rugby League

The Rugby Football League are to investigate yesterday's goings-on at the Super League clash between Hull Kingston Rovers and their cross-city rivals Hull FC at Rovers'

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Funny story: Ousted Cleric Urges Action

Ousted Cleric Urges Action

A strange scene unfolded in a small, independent church in upstate New York this weekend as the recently excommunicated Rev. Cotton Fullafit blasted all critics of mandatory exorcisms in the public schools as being "insensitive to the needs of t...

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Funny story: Dirty Dogs in Wooftop Protest

Dirty Dogs in Wooftop Protest

HELENSBURGH (Cheuchters) - Violence flared Thursday at Wooftops Kennels, Rhu, as around 50 dogs took to rioting. Trouble started with a dirty protest led by two dogs currently on remand for perverting the course of justice. "T...

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Funny story: Phil Spector Murder Trial Lacks 'Race Card' to Play; Causes Court TV's Less than stellar Ratings

Phil Spector Murder Trial Lacks 'Race Card' to Play; Causes Court TV's Less than stellar Ratings

Los Angeles, California - In the trial of his life, Phil Spector, accused of murdering actress, Lana Clarkson, at his Alhambra mansion in Southern California in 2003, has been covered in the regular media and carried on the salacious cable show Court...

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Funny story: Bush Comments on Sectarian Violence

Bush Comments on Sectarian Violence

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BAGHDAD, Iraq - As reports of a hundred being killed in sectarian violence in Iraq, President Bush says it's just a misunderstanding, like the reasons for going to Iraq in the first place.

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Funny story: Bullet proof school ties to go on sale!

Bullet proof school ties to go on sale!

London, England, Rotters news. Due to the recent surge in gun and knife crime in and around schools, a UK firm is set to release a complete wardrobe of body armour, combat gear for use at school. Their first item off the production line is the bul...

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Funny story: Court Grants Restraining Order for Dead Woman

Court Grants Restraining Order for Dead Woman

Nimbin, Australia. A Local Court in the hippie capital of Australia has taken the unprecedented action of granting an Apprehended Violence Restraining Order (known locally as an AVO), even though the complainant had died three days earlier.

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