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Funny story: Pope Resurrects Dark Age Deal

Pope Resurrects Dark Age Deal

Vatican City-- In an effort to increase funds in a slumping world economy the Vatican announced Thursday that it was reinstating the medieval practice of selling indulgences. An official statement released early yesterday morning cited the primary re...

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Funny story: Vatican Banks taken over by Northern Rock

Vatican Banks taken over by Northern Rock

After days of extremely tense negotiations, the Vatican City bank has finally been taken over... by Northern Rock. The British based bank, notorious for going bankrupt in 2008, is back on the market having completed a new deal to take ownership of...

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Funny story: Italian Prosecutors Seize Pope Benedict's $30M Bank Account

Italian Prosecutors Seize Pope Benedict's $30M Bank Account

Pope Benedict is the Head of The Vatican, the Holy See. It's like if you owned a corporation. The money is yours. You can do whatever you like with it. The Vatican is also a government, a sovereign entity, a dictatorship with the Pope at the Head. Po...

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Funny story: Pope Rushed to Hospital; Said to be Suffering 'Withdrawal Symptoms", Victoria Gotti at Bedside!

Pope Rushed to Hospital; Said to be Suffering 'Withdrawal Symptoms", Victoria Gotti at Bedside!

Rome is in shock with the news that once again the Vatican is under investigation for irregular banking practices, including money laundering, and the Pope's Top Banker Ettore GOTTI Tedeschi is the target of the Probe! Officials say Vatican funds...

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Funny story: Blair 'spitting venom' as second 'God's Banker' under surveillance after Pope visit!

Blair 'spitting venom' as second 'God's Banker' under surveillance after Pope visit!

London - (P2 Lodge News): Last week he was bathed in magnificent reflected Vatican glory, sitting in the front row at a televised Papal Mass, an official Pontifical address in Westmonster Hall and countless other Papa Ratzi public beanfeasts. This...

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Funny story: Vatican not only welcomes "bent Priests" it also loves "bent bankers"!

Vatican not only welcomes "bent Priests" it also loves "bent bankers"!

The Catholic church never manages to survive long without a scandal or two for it's leaders and followers to swallow. A well accepted fact that hidden amongst the ranks of its Priests there are certain undesirable elements fiddling with little boy...

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Funny story: Pikey County Amish elders 'shuffled paedo perv just like the Vatican'

Pikey County Amish elders 'shuffled paedo perv just like the Vatican'

Missouri - (Amishionary Position): Senior Amish community members ran around like headless chickens not knowing how to deal with paedo pervert Chester Mast, according to reports from the USA. The Pikey (sic) County (sic) father-of-two has now bee...

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Funny story: Top Vatican Cardinal blasts 'incapable' politicians; Says time has come for Italy to be ruled by the Pope

Top Vatican Cardinal blasts 'incapable' politicians; Says time has come for Italy to be ruled by the Pope

ROME: Cardinal Burl O'Scooney a leading Vatican authority and future Pope contender says Italy's political leaders are 'incapable' of fixing the country's economy and are only indulging in squabbles while pursuing self interests. Terming the beha...

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Funny story: Secret Vatican moves to buy Aleister Crowley's Sicilian love nest

Secret Vatican moves to buy Aleister Crowley's Sicilian love nest

Palermo, Sicily - (Beastly News): Located at 666 Via Dolorosa, Cefalu, the whitewashed villa is notorious for having hosted the 1920 wedding of the Queen Mother and Pope Pius XII - then Archbishop Eugenio Pacelli. The occult initiatrix and her ec...

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Funny story: Vatican Approves Fisting as Punishment for Pedophile Priests

Vatican Approves Fisting as Punishment for Pedophile Priests

Speaking on behalf of the Vatican's Department if Internal Correctional Knowledge, Father Fergus McCarthy announced today that the heinous act of "Fisting" would be used as punishment for any priest proven to have forced themselves on young children.

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Funny story: Mandelson For Pope

Mandelson For Pope

Arch spin doctor Peter Mandelson, famous for pulling the strings and managing the Macchiavellian machinations of the recently-defeated New Labour government under Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, has stirred up a few political hornets and set the chatter...

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Funny story: Vatican says ordination of women bishops = pedophilia!

Vatican says ordination of women bishops = pedophilia!

VATICAN-I-STAN: Firmly ensconced in the deep bowels of the Inner Sanctum Sanctorum [i.e. hiding from The Truth], the King of Denial, "God's" Greatest Liar on Earth - His Absolute Unworthiness - the Poop and his frilly-frocked sycophants continue to...

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Funny story: Vatican to Release Scores of Soft Porn Tapes to Raise Money for Legal Defense

Vatican to Release Scores of Soft Porn Tapes to Raise Money for Legal Defense

Running low on cash and unable to count on their worshippers for much longer to keep the coffers full so they can hire the best legal minds in the world to defend the growing sex abuse claims, the Vatican has agreed to allow the release of hundreds o...

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Funny story: Vatican in Hot Water as Neighbors Accuse it of Blocking Internet Access

Vatican in Hot Water as Neighbors Accuse it of Blocking Internet Access

The Vatican is accused of blocking internet access for Italians bordering the tiny sovereign. Hundreds of neighbors have complained that the Holy See is trying to control their online lives. Some of the websites reportedly blocked are protestantp...

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Funny story: Newly Installed Cams Capture Nuns Plotting to Overthrow Vatican

Newly Installed Cams Capture Nuns Plotting to Overthrow Vatican

Vatican City - When the Pope issued the order to have crime cams installed in and around the Vatican in order to cut down on the incidences of clandestine alley-way meetings between the priests and their prey, little did he think that they would unco...

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Funny story: Three Gay Priests Create Stir by Slipping Into Old Habits and Emerging from Closet!

Three Gay Priests Create Stir by Slipping Into Old Habits and Emerging from Closet!

Vatican spokesmen were silent today after a show of solidarity by 3 English Priests who finally came out of the closet and paraded about Westminster clothed in habits. The mincing, hip swaying circus clogged traffic at the intersection of Old Que...

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Funny story: Standard & Poor-Whore relegates Vatican to junk status

Standard & Poor-Whore relegates Vatican to junk status

New York - (Off-the-Wall-Street Mess): "And not before time!" BigOil tycoon Helmore B Damnt commented today amid news that Vatican sovereign debt had been downgraded by US regulators. The relegation should have made Goldman Sux another bucketful o...

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