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Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires Get Into Altercation With Naked Samurai Zombies

Ninja Stripper Vampires Get Into Altercation With Naked Samurai Zombies

Two different rock groups got into a confrontation at Chicago's O'Hare Airport on Tuesday morning. The Ninja Stripper Vampires and the Naked Samuri Zombies exchanged blows, roundhouse kicks, and used chucks and throwing stars in their fight with eac...

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Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing Naked On American Idol With Miley Cyrus

Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing Naked On American Idol With Miley Cyrus

In an act of name dropping not seen in weeks, American Idol announced that Miley Cyrus will join Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift in a trio and perform on the American Idol Finale show. Additionally, there will be a performance by the Ninja Stripper Vampi...

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Funny story: Vampire obsession creates moonlight savings time

Vampire obsession creates moonlight savings time

In a radical change of priorities, spurred on by a fascination with vampires and all things dark, world citizens have called for moonlight savings time. According to pollsters, people are demanding that daylight savings time be rescinded and replace...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson receives script for new Vampire Movie

Robert Pattinson receives script for new Vampire Movie

Robert Pattinson has been sent a copy of a script for a new Vampire Movie called Vampires also die.. Pattinson is considering taking the part of a Vampire in the film which is set in Transylvania. The story concerns a family of Vampires the mother...

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Funny story: Dracula Compains that Twilight, Teen Vampires Suck!

Dracula Compains that Twilight, Teen Vampires Suck!

HOLLYWOOD(ABSNN) -- Count Dracula. the real Count Dracula, held a press conference Sunday to bemoan the current crop of "teen angst, heart throb" blood suckers found in wildly popular television and motion pictures. "What do they know of suffering...

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Funny story: Jedward Are Really Vampires, Claims Sheffield Woman

Jedward Are Really Vampires, Claims Sheffield Woman

X-Factor twins, John and Edward Grimes, aka 'Jedward' aren't really twins at all, and they don't come from Dublin, Ireland. They are in fact vampires from Rumania, from the Transylvania region, who were picked up by pop promoter Louis Walsh in Buc...

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Funny story: 'The Night of Hillary Clinton, the Vampire of Transylvania Avenue', by J.K. Lurking

'The Night of Hillary Clinton, the Vampire of Transylvania Avenue', by J.K. Lurking

As the sun set on Transylvania Avenue in the ancient European city of Washingtonja, people rushed home after their day of working in the fields, such was their dread of being outdoors after dark in that part of the world, but one pretty girl named Monica stayed out in the fields, singing a song quietly to herself. 'Whistle while you work, Billie is a twerp, my blue dress is, in a big mess, can't w...

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Funny story: Cure for homosexuality found!

Cure for homosexuality found!

SALEM'S LOT, Maine - Researchers looking through recently released journals of famed sexual therapy team Masters and Johnson have discovered that in spite of the naysayers, they really did come up with a cure for homosexuality. Their studies had...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Runs Into Real Vampires

Kristen Stewart Runs Into Real Vampires

On her way out of the studio in Canada Saturday and accompanied by two bodyguards, Kristen Stewart first knew something was wrong when she suddenly turned and the two were missing. The next thing she knew, according to her story later, was that sh...

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Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart Go To See Medium About Vampires

Pattinson, Stewart Go To See Medium About Vampires

A source has told this reporter that Robert Pattinson and gal favorite, Kristin Stewart thought it would be a lark to go to see a real medium just for the fun of it, and inquire about vampires. Apparently they were told about an old lady in Canada...

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Funny story: Vampires Do Exist, Says Nashville Man

Vampires Do Exist, Says Nashville Man

Although the only place Howard Packer had ever seen a vampire was in the movies or the little kids at Halloween, Howard told Nashville police yesterday that he was attacked by one while on a recent visit to Las Vegas. "There I was", stated Packer,...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!

Robert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!

Twilight star Robert Pattinson today appalled and delighted in equal measure, his legions of teen girl fans all over the world by casually announcing that he doesn't wash his hair because he simply doesn't really see the point. Pattinson fan, Moon...

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Funny story: Obama's denial of his vampire, prostitute and witch heritage blamed for the collapse of the American Economy.

Obama's denial of his vampire, prostitute and witch heritage blamed for the collapse of the American Economy.

In the spoof today, many strange things are happening to the economy, the job market, Wall Street, and every economic indicator since obama made it in office on January 20th, 2008. Human beings are losing money like never before since the recession o...

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Funny story: Mormon Vampires to Attend Hogswart

Mormon Vampires to Attend Hogswart

In the meeting of the poorly written best sellers, the fantasy moms who have penned their way to big bucks and fame will collaborate on No Blood, No Sex...Almost All the Way at Hogswarts. The plot weaving mommas couldn't believe how much they had in...

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Funny story: Vampire Cat Discovered In Springfield

Vampire Cat Discovered In Springfield

Springfield PA-- A vampire cat has been discovered living in a Philadelphia suburb. The species is new to science and is given the Latin name of Felix vampirus. The vampire cat's name is Ginger and she is owned by a Mr. Fish. "Ginger was very st...

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Funny story: Anne Rice goes from vampires to Jesus

Anne Rice goes from vampires to Jesus

Metro Transylvania - Authoress of phenomenally successful money-maker "Interview with a Vampire", the queen of hard-bitten fiction took all her enormous wealth from the vampire series and bought her soul back from Satan. Next, in the most strategi...

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Funny story: Vampire Convention In Denver Next Week

Vampire Convention In Denver Next Week

Denver CO-- Vampires will meet in Denver next week for their own national convention. The vamps meet once every fifty years to make policy changes and elect new leaders. There should be no interference with the Democratic Convention. Buffy Legosi...

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