One month away from the debut of the predicted super-hit Eclipse a UN report presents a dismal state of affairs for a significant majority of the world's vampires. Most vampires in the third world do not have access to basic necessities like fresh h...
Both stars of the Twilight movies, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner say they would be interested in having a role in a proposed Mel Brooks movie about vampires. "I don't know about any of the other actors but I love all the Mel Brooks movies",...
Robert Pattinson is looking forward to the next episode of Dr Who, which is set to feature Vampires in Venice, in the 17th century. Pattinson has been outspoken about the bad scripts in recent episodes like Winston Churchill & The Daleks, but...
Since every other group from the Tea Party to Illegal Immigrants are planning protests around the country, Vampire Brian Vosay says that his group are ready to do a protest night walk in downtown Manhattan this fall. "Everyone is talking about the...
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have both claimed that vampires are a myth, and they way they are portrayed in Hollywood, is laughable, however they are quite happy to appear in Vampire Movies, and earn Millions, wouldn't you given the chance.
HOUSTON - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have said that they have finally realized one of their goals. The lovey dovey couple have just become the proud owners of their very own restaurant bar named The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill. The total...
The recent success of the Twilight series has set the Ivory Towers ablaze with envy and the response has been quick. Hogwart University in Bristol has declared its intent to return to the glory days of vampirism by creating a doctorate program at...
The Ninja Stripper Vampires, a new singing group not to be confused with the Naked Samurai Zombies, will perform the National Anthem at the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Championship Game. The group, which has rocketed to the top of the charts an...
Robert Pattinson claims there is evidence that Jesus Christ, might have been a vampire,as only vampires can rise from the dead. In vampire Movies, vampires are frightened of daylight, which Robert thinks is something to do with the fact that Jesus...
The 1987 vampire movie The Lost Boys' has recently enjoyed a spectacular revival as Twilight fans spread their batwings and delve deeper into the vampire cache of years past. Undoubtedly sparked by the current mania for all things vampiric thanks...
The Vampire Diaries series on CW are very much considering doing a movie, since the TV series is so hot with teens. The first movie of a hoped-for series of movies will be "The Vampire Diaries: Mystic Falls" and will stay closer to the book serie...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of The Vampire Dairies have announced that teen idol singers Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez will be appearing on an upcoming episode. Cyrus and Gomez will appear as Griselda and Gabriela Guggenheim, cousins of the Nina Dobr...
Two different rock groups got into a confrontation at Chicago's O'Hare Airport on Tuesday morning. The Ninja Stripper Vampires and the Naked Samuri Zombies exchanged blows, roundhouse kicks, and used chucks and throwing stars in their fight with eac...
In an act of name dropping not seen in weeks, American Idol announced that Miley Cyrus will join Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift in a trio and perform on the American Idol Finale show. Additionally, there will be a performance by the Ninja Stripper Vampi...
In a radical change of priorities, spurred on by a fascination with vampires and all things dark, world citizens have called for moonlight savings time. According to pollsters, people are demanding that daylight savings time be rescinded and replace...
Robert Pattinson has been sent a copy of a script for a new Vampire Movie called Vampires also die.. Pattinson is considering taking the part of a Vampire in the film which is set in Transylvania. The story concerns a family of Vampires the mother...
HOLLYWOOD(ABSNN) -- Count Dracula. the real Count Dracula, held a press conference Sunday to bemoan the current crop of "teen angst, heart throb" blood suckers found in wildly popular television and motion pictures. "What do they know of suffering...
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