The ever present rash of vagina stories, long a staple feature on the satirical website TheSpoof.com may not be popular in all quarters, but, somewhat surprisingly, members of the National Gynaecological Society in the UK have voted the articles a sm...
CHARLESTON, South Carolina - Betty White was in town to visit her old high school geography teacher. She was asked if she had heard of the new pharmaceutical viagra pill for women which is supposed to boost sexual desire. White laughed and replied...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears' hair stylist, Fu Fu LaChance, has stated that Ms. Spears is fit to be tied at the fact that her crotch cookie has been upstaged by Miley Cyrus's crotch cookie. LaChance said that when Britney saw the photos of Mil...
Britney Spears wannabe Miley Cyrus has been courting notoriety recently, writes Ophelia Ladygarden, Bearded Clam Correspondent. She has shed the family-friendly bland tween bimbette image created as a platform for her Hannah Montana non-character...
Perez Hilton has admitted that his upskirt photo of Miley Cyrus was faked. The picture, which was posted with her crotch pixilated to hide "her goodies," actually showed Miley wearing panties. Hilton says that he posted it as a joke. The better...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus was back at her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills still fuming from the explicit snatchshots that were posted by the blogger to the stars Perez Hilton. Hilton defended the photos saying that (1) Cyrus is a big girl…
Former Golden Girl Rue McClanahan has passed away at age 76. Rue, the Samantha Jones of the geriatric set, achieved room temperature via stroke at 1 AM today, according to her manager. Interestingly, Mcclanahan and Sex and the City star Kim C...
Spatial Mathematics professor, Dr. Haywood Jablome, released his new theory on the Angle of the Dangle, and the dangle's proximity to the line of entry needed for intersection with a black hole, or any other color hole for that matter. After years...
Miley Cyrus was crowned 'Mrs Vagina 2010' last night in Atlanta Georgia, at the Mr and Mrs Vagina Pageant 2010. In a surprise twist, Taylor Lautner beat two other favorites who took runner-up positions in the Mr & Mrs contest. First runner-up...
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has a collossal headache this morning after being pulled from the wreckage of a suicide bombed subway car. He was treated at the scene and left with a small bandage on his forehead and contusions on his face and nose caus...
Following up on a lead provided by top Spoof writer Abel Rodriguez, Hollywood insider Kurt Kuntz started making enquiries which revealed that 'Alice' director Tim Burton is already working on his next project, a biopic of the man with the talking pen...
As of Monday, music lovers the world over will be able to play a nice new tune on their i-Pods content with the knowledge that they have also contributed much-needed funds to a worthy charity. Which is pretty old hat really. Except that this si...
The Nation's school children have been devastated to hear that Ed Ball's much vaunted & long awaited pet scheme "Educating The Nations's Children to Respect through the Medium of Building a Better Vagina Project" has sadly been scrapped after a f...
Newsreader and vamp Kate Silverton is at the centre of a new scandal this morning, after it was alleged the sexbomb had applied one of her new range of lipsticks to her piss flaps. The bespectacled sexbomb, a major turn-on for hundreds of thousand...
Lovestruck teens the world over heaved a collective sigh of relief today as it was finally announced that Twilight vampire Edward Cullen, aka actor Robert Pattinson, aka Rob Pattz isn't really allergic to vaginas after all. The story was circulate...
A Wierd Al Yankovic like parody of the song "Hey There, Delilah" has soared into the top forty and jumped to the number six spot in it's first week of release. Music experts say that "Hey There, Vagina" will probably grab the top position in the Top...
Whilst contemplating having a "pussy' share one's life one should study the recommendations given in a Nepalese scientific study recently. The results were astounding here they are: A) A white "Pussy" is normally well house-trained, reluctant to sit on one's lap, doesn't like being told when to purr and blows hot and cold! B) A "Tiger Pussy" can be intimidating, fiery hot and fiercely col...
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