Standford University's mascot has been known as the Cardinal since the school's inception in 1885. Many, especially on the east coast, mistake the mascot for a bird where it is actually the color-cardinal red. However, the university wants a mascot t...
UNIVERSITY PARK, California - The University of Somewhere in California Student Body Select Committee has voted to change the college mascot name from 'Trojans.' SCSBSC President Wesley Tuttle told a reporter for MTV, "We, the students of Southern...
Indiana University professor Dr. Jack Roy Smithton is probably the most arrogant prick on campus. The snobby bastard has been known to glorify himself in lectures, speaking of himself as a so-called "expert" on any number of topics. He never fails to...
After a £350million boost to the eduction of maths and science in the UK, the signs are encouraging that it is working. "Last year we saw a seven percent increase in students enrolling on maths courses," John Denham, secretary for Universities sa...
A national supermarket is sponsoring a new degree in cell biology. Based on the the fact that all food products must by law have a sell by-date for sellers not to keep to, the supermarket is keen to employ graduates with an 'ology' in 'sell-by'.
The title of 'happiest place on earth' has been awarded to Denmark, a country which gets its name from the ancient 'Dark Men' and in recent years has been vilified for it's unruly cartoonists. Its reputation for jollity and fun on the world stage is...
Middlebury, Vt. /AP - Former Middlebury College President John McCardell has enlisted 100 college presidents behind his bill to lower the drinking age from 21 to 18 in an effort to make higher education "more fun". The Coalition of college pres...
The worlds first feline teacher has been sacked from her job at a top University after certain people found there was no way she could in any way be a teacher. It is rumoured that Baby Mutton, 10, was sacked is not because she is not human, but th...
Sacramento CA - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that a new Masters Degree program will be initiated at a Californian university beginning with the fall semester. The new program is to reside in the Political Science Department, but also...
In the 1960's, singer Barry Mann asked the mystical and heretofore unanswered question: "Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?" The previously unidentified man was also accused of putting the ram in the rama lama ding dong,&q...
Today the Glasgow College of Inventing Silly Names opened.
Following calls for yet more educational reforms, Prime Ministerial whipping boy Gordon Brown has launched a raft of new degrees, aimed at getting people back to learning.
San Diego State University has been the site this week of one of the biggest drug busts on a college campus in US history.
An unidentified spokesperson for Harvard University held a press conference at Burden Hall on the Boston, Massachusetts USA campus. With no printed material to hand out, the johannes factotum delivered the following series of terse statements, ad lib, sotto voce, obiter dictum, ex cathedra--with plausible deniability.
Celtel Kenya has joined hands with a local university to offer a new degree in Marketing.
In 2004, 25-year old Jackie Johansson saw her future dimming. Lacking education beyond high-school, dependent upon her live-in attorney husband for sustenance, and saddled with three unplanned children, Jackie was desperate.
A Duke University study has shown some insight into the mind of women. They have not 'cracked the code', but they are now understanding more about what women mean when they say certain things. Offering $1,000 to 100 subjects, researchers have found out the meaning to the following:...
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