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Funny story: Spears to Attend University Next Fall

Spears to Attend University Next Fall

Actress and musician Brittany Spears' publicists announced today that she shall matriculate to Cambridge University next fall and commence the study of astrophysics. Remarkably, at a private sitting recently, she achieved much better than average...

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Funny story: Standford University to rename mascot Andsons

Standford University to rename mascot Andsons

Standford University's mascot has been known as the Cardinal since the school's inception in 1885. Many, especially on the east coast, mistake the mascot for a bird where it is actually the color-cardinal red. However, the university wants a mascot t...

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Funny story: Trojans & Beavers

Trojans & Beavers

UNIVERSITY PARK, California - The University of Somewhere in California Student Body Select Committee has voted to change the college mascot name from 'Trojans.' SCSBSC President Wesley Tuttle told a reporter for MTV, "We, the students of Southern...

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Funny story: Local professor considered an arrogant prick by many

Local professor considered an arrogant prick by many

Indiana University professor Dr. Jack Roy Smithton is probably the most arrogant prick on campus. The snobby bastard has been known to glorify himself in lectures, speaking of himself as a so-called "expert" on any number of topics. He never fails to...

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Funny story: Investment in maths working 120%

Investment in maths working 120%

After a £350million boost to the eduction of maths and science in the UK, the signs are encouraging that it is working. "Last year we saw a seven percent increase in students enrolling on maths courses," John Denham, secretary for Universities sa...

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Funny story: Supermarket sponsors cell biology degree to safegaurd shoppers

Supermarket sponsors cell biology degree to safegaurd shoppers

A national supermarket is sponsoring a new degree in cell biology. Based on the the fact that all food products must by law have a sell by-date for sellers not to keep to, the supermarket is keen to employ graduates with an 'ology' in 'sell-by'.

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Funny story: Denmark wins happy crown

Denmark wins happy crown

The title of 'happiest place on earth' has been awarded to Denmark, a country which gets its name from the ancient 'Dark Men' and in recent years has been vilified for it's unruly cartoonists. Its reputation for jollity and fun on the world stage is...

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Funny story: College Presidents Propose Lower Drinking Age...Happy Hour now a required course!

College Presidents Propose Lower Drinking Age...Happy Hour now a required course!

Middlebury, Vt. /AP - Former Middlebury College President John McCardell has enlisted 100 college presidents behind his bill to lower the drinking age from 21 to 18 in an effort to make higher education "more fun". The Coalition of college pres...

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Funny story: Feline Teacher Given The Boot

Feline Teacher Given The Boot

The worlds first feline teacher has been sacked from her job at a top University after certain people found there was no way she could in any way be a teacher. It is rumoured that Baby Mutton, 10, was sacked is not because she is not human, but th...

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Funny story: University to Offer a MORON's Degree

University to Offer a MORON's Degree

Sacramento CA - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that a new Masters Degree program will be initiated at a Californian university beginning with the fall semester. The new program is to reside in the Political Science Department, but also...

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Funny story: Researchers Discover Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp Bah Bomp Bah Bomp

Researchers Discover Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp Bah Bomp Bah Bomp

In the 1960's, singer Barry Mann asked the mystical and heretofore unanswered question: "Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?" The previously unidentified man was also accused of putting the ram in the rama lama ding dong,&q...

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Funny story: Glasgow College of Inventing Silly Names Opens

Glasgow College of Inventing Silly Names Opens

Today the Glasgow College of Inventing Silly Names opened.

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Funny story: New Degrees Launched

New Degrees Launched

Following calls for yet more educational reforms, Prime Ministerial whipping boy Gordon Brown has launched a raft of new degrees, aimed at getting people back to learning.

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Funny story: 75 College Students at SDSU Arrested for Drug Dealing!

75 College Students at SDSU Arrested for Drug Dealing!

San Diego State University has been the site this week of one of the biggest drug busts on a college campus in US history.

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Funny story: Harvard Trashes Its MBA Program

Harvard Trashes Its MBA Program

An unidentified spokesperson for Harvard University held a press conference at Burden Hall on the Boston, Massachusetts USA campus. With no printed material to hand out, the johannes factotum delivered the following series of terse statements, ad lib, sotto voce, obiter dictum, ex cathedra--with plausible deniability.

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Funny story: Celtel Kenya to offer new Marketing Degree

Celtel Kenya to offer new Marketing Degree

Celtel Kenya has joined hands with a local university to offer a new degree in Marketing.

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Funny story: Defying the Odds: 28-Year Old Single Mother Receives Columbia Univ. Degree despite Three Children

Defying the Odds: 28-Year Old Single Mother Receives Columbia Univ. Degree despite Three Children

In 2004, 25-year old Jackie Johansson saw her future dimming. Lacking education beyond high-school, dependent upon her live-in attorney husband for sustenance, and saddled with three unplanned children, Jackie was desperate.

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