NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the leading political psychiatrists in the nation has just written an article on why Putin is in dire need of psychiatric help Dr. Ripley P. Buckweather, who has Masters Degrees from Texas A&M, UCLA, Gram…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of the Kremlin are that Putin is so scared of losing the war, that he has texted his BFF Kim Jong-un and literally begged the "Fat Boy" to please fire some of his North Korean missiles at Ukraine. Putin…
JUNGLE ROT, Cambodia - (World Satire) - The Cambodian government is proud to announce that it's one and only aircraft carrier (a helicopter carrier actually) will be returning back to the Black Sea, so that it can help defend Ukraine against the inva…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Britain's Prime Minister Boris Johnson, and Queen Elizabeth recently sat down and had a long chit chat in Buckingham Palace's Commemorative Charlie Watts Dining Room. The dining room was named after the famed Rolling Stone…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Biden has informed the news media that he has decided to send the US 7th Fleet Naval Flotilla to the Black Sea to aid Ukraine against their war with the Evil Empire (aka Russia). POTUS stated that the 7th is headquarte…
LONDON - (Satire News) - 10 Downing Street was the scene of quite a brouhaha, as Prime Minister Johnson let it be known that he is not going to let the short, evil, onion-looking Valdimir Nikita Putin push him (Johnson) around as if he was that racis…
After three months of fighting, Russia is struggling to defeat Ukraine, so Putin is turning to more desperate measures to try to swiftly end the conflict. Today he announced that his army has developed a wonder weapon - a laser pointer with a rang…
Russia stated that anyone spreading ‘false information’ about its armed forces in the ‘war of liberation’ in Ukraine will get a 15 year prison sentence. So that means that Putin, if it were applied to him, should be in the slammer for about 15,000…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - The guys and gals that set the odds in "Sin City" (aka Las Vegas) have just put out that Russia's days in Ukraine are numbered. One of the leading Vegas oddsmakers, Beulah Frickloin, 45, said that the odds are now 5 to…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Every major news agency in the United States is reporting that the tide in the Russia-Ukraine War has turned; and turned big time. The Alpha Beta News Agency has made it known that Putin is staying up late at night…
What's a better way to grind the war in Ukraine to a stop than by opening a brand new Ralph Lauren Store in the middle of its capital Kyiv. This exclusive Kyiv men's shop will also boast a gentleman's barbershop, a nail salon, a Turkish bath, an…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Famed British reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, The Ta Ta For Now News Agency has just stated that she had a talk with PM Johnson, and he told her that he will be sending 18,000 members of England's crack 707th Queen's Elite Infan…
KYIV, Ukraine - (Satire News) -The iRumors News Agency(Ukraine) has just stated the Ukraine will be honoring Hanky The Bomb-Sniffing Hamster. Hanky, is owned by the Hennyvich triplets, Quinntasha, Quillalana, and Questi. The Hennyvich's are all…
I had a dream about the ghost of Kyiv, and how he will be sorely missed. But then the dream showed me a new hope (not a Star Wars franchise). I remember seeing Iron Maiden in concert and thought, “Wait a minute! Frontman, Bruce Dickinson is not ju…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Vlady Putin knows that he truly fucked up by invading Ukraine, as is evidenced by the fact the Ukraine is kicking Putty's communist ass all over creation. The leader of Russia, who is now about as popular as expired Vodka,…
President Joe Biden has announced that the US, in conjunction with Disney, will be sending lightsabers to Ukraine to help in their quest to oust the Russian forces from their country. The menacing weapons will be used by Ukrainian troops to stop bul…
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Satire News) - President Abu Taboo Fashu of Afghanistan, has just announced that he will be sending aid to Ukraine, in the form of the Taliban's Big Red 13th Taliban Regiment. President Fashu, called President Biden and he to…
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