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Funny story: Juanito McCainoso Declares: "I am Heespaneek!"

Juanito McCainoso Declares: "I am Heespaneek!"

With underdogs running left and left on the democratic side, republican campaign advisors have been trying desperately to find a minority status for the Grand Old Party. This has proven difficult, of course, since every thing grand and old in the US...

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Funny story: The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

For many years, the late Wisconson Senator William Proxmire gave away prizes, called the Golden Fleece Awards, for excesses in government spending. Former winners included an $84,000 study to determine why people fall in love, another government fun...

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Funny story: Health Coalition Sues U.S. Treasury Dept -- "paper cash is major source of sickness"

Health Coalition Sues U.S. Treasury Dept -- "paper cash is major source of sickness"

WASHINGTON DC. -- An expansive group of health organizations today filed several lawsuits against the United States Government seeking an immediate stop to the circulation of paper money. Members of the group Health Action Coalition are health care p...

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Funny story: French Computer Calculates George Bush Should Go To Jail For 2 Million Years

French Computer Calculates George Bush Should Go To Jail For 2 Million Years

A computer that analyses and compares data to come up with logical and mathematical solutions, has determined that, based on recent custodial sentences handed down to terrorists responsible for terrorism on both side...

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Funny story: Private Security Organisation Announce Life Insurance Plans

Private Security Organisation Announce Life Insurance Plans

A US private security organisation, at the centre of the ongoing investigation into killing of 17 innocent Iraqi civilians, has announced plans to sell Life Insurance.

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Funny story: Monks Get Shirty In Burma

Monks Get Shirty In Burma

Monks at a monastery in Burma have attacked and frightened twenty security officials who were trying to get some much needed rest after taking part in a jungle operation to quell anti-government forc...

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Funny story: US House Votes For Iraq Troop Pull Out

US House Votes For Iraq Troop Pull Out

The US House of Representatives has voted for a complete troop pull-out from Iraq which should start immediately.

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Funny story: Capitol Consumer Commission's Crusade Causes Crisis

Capitol Consumer Commission's Crusade Causes Crisis

WASHINGTON (Daily Rhyme)- Today the Consumer Product Safety Commission launched an avalanche of recalls that's tying tongues as well as hands across the nation. Flailing the fickle federal finger of fate, the faultfinding fellows...

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Funny story: AIPAC Boasts It Has Occupied the US Government

AIPAC Boasts It Has Occupied the US Government

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Executive Director of AIPAC Howard Kohr has announced that his organization has nearly completely occupied the US Government with its Zionist stooges, in AIPAC's latest annual report.

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Funny story: Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy

Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy

WASHINGTON D.C.--(WAR BEAT) One day after being fired from his 30 year gig at CBS Corp., Don Imus got a call from his country to be the new face and communicator for the war effort in Iraq. President George W. Bush h...

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Funny story: 'Friendly Fire' Killing Unlawful - Not as Friendly as First Thought: They Didn't Even Know Each Other

'Friendly Fire' Killing Unlawful - Not as Friendly as First Thought: They Didn't Even Know Each Other

The hopes of the American Defence Force, some of whom were looking forward to firing indiscriminately at whatever they felt like, have been dealt a severe blow. A coroner has ruled that the killing of Lance Corporal Matty Hull, by a US pilot, was &q...

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Funny story: US Government can't be worried about that Geneva thing.

US Government can't be worried about that Geneva thing.

The United States Citizenship and Immigration Services, also known as the Immigration and Naturalization Service or INS has claimed that they can't be held accountable for old treaties that some old guys signed years ago.

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Funny story: Mysterious mystery mystifies Ministry

Mysterious mystery mystifies Ministry

Whitehall- Nick Pope, the Ministry of Defence's top paranormal and unexplained weirdness expert, earlier today stunned reporters with the details of his latest and many might say his strangest case yet.

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Funny story: Three Britons face US charges of plotting terror attacks, all 3 UK political party leaders arrested

Three Britons face US charges of plotting terror attacks, all 3 UK political party leaders arrested

The British election frenzy hit new highs today as the US government has indicted three British political leaders allegedly linked to al-Qa'ida and also to some banana republics as officials here say what was a serious and well-advanced plot to a...

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Funny story: FDSA, Secret US Government Agency

FDSA, Secret US Government Agency

New US Government Agency, FDSA...

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Funny story: War good for peace

War good for peace

The US Government has now decided that war is the only thing that brings about peace in the world. Bush (George W) announced yesterday:...

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