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Funny story: Global Leaders and Politicians argue about the positioning of the deck chairs and who should be sitting where!

Global Leaders and Politicians argue about the positioning of the deck chairs and who should be sitting where!

United Nations, Manhattan, New York, USA: Whilst, Global Leaders and Politicians argue about which position the deck chairs should be arranged and who should be sitting where! Some people ask "What Iceberg? It makes no difference people of the...

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Funny story: Colonel Juan's UN Presentation Sparks a Chord: New Yorkers Stone Ahmadinejad!

Colonel Juan's UN Presentation Sparks a Chord: New Yorkers Stone Ahmadinejad!

Special Spoof Ambassador at large, Colonel Juan Bolivar, appearing for the first time at the UN after his recent fact finding mission to Auschwitz, managed to accomplish what no other speaker, including Barry Obama, has been abel to do, summon up out...

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Funny story: UN fears new catastrophe

UN fears new catastrophe

The way cats have been catapulted into public awareness throughout the world, due to the dastardly act of Mary Bale, when she put lovely Lola in a wheelie bin, is worrying the Police on every continent. Copycat acts of cruelty are feared and rumpu...

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Funny story: UN "Ban" on aid to Pakistan creates misunderstanding

UN "Ban" on aid to Pakistan creates misunderstanding

The baffling mystery of why nobody was donating money to the flood relief in Pakistan has finally been solved. The crisis in the Asian country has already claimed thousands of lives and many tens of thousands more are at risk of cholera or dysent...

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Funny story: Paul Gascoigne Takes Over as Head of United Nations, Bin Laden Surrenders

Paul Gascoigne Takes Over as Head of United Nations, Bin Laden Surrenders

In breaking news from UN Headquarters in New York; North-East piss artist and over-rated has been footballer Paul Gascoigne has been appointed Secretary General of the United Nations with immediate effect. Gazza, ebullient from his first foray int...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck

Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck

ANAHEIM, California - Queen Elizabeth, 84, but who really doesn't look a day over 82, visited the world famous Disneyland Amusement Park with her English Royal Entourage of 129 people. Earlier in the day her Majesty had addressed the United Nation...

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Funny story: Mrs Ratzinger tells UN 'she might be dead by the morning'

Mrs Ratzinger tells UN 'she might be dead by the morning'

New York - (7/7 Mess): Cold War tribute act Elizabeth Windsor today bid farewell to the UN Assembly and said she had a terminal inkling about the morning. Five years ago some of her hired henchmen, a.k.a. the Blair Government, were successful in...

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Funny story: Queen addresses the UN and calls for it to be disbanded

Queen addresses the UN and calls for it to be disbanded

In a remarkable turn of events, Queen Elizabeth II has addresses the UN. Liz is the head of sixteen countries, and is the figurative leader of the fifty-two countries in the Commonwealth, overseeing nearly a third of the population of the planet.

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Funny story: Mid-East nuclear-free zone treaty described as 'bullshit'

Mid-East nuclear-free zone treaty described as 'bullshit'

Nearly 200 nations, corporations and rabid religious sect signatories of the Nuclear War Image Enhancement Treaty (NWIET), have agreed to agree to work towards a toned down nuclear-weapons zone in the Middle East. The members, meeting at the UN i...

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Funny story: UN Names Arizona as Most Dangerous Terrorist State

UN Names Arizona as Most Dangerous Terrorist State

UNITED NATIONS - Arizona, one of America's 50 states, has been sternly criticized for its recent human-rights policies, with Mexico and China receiving the most media attention as they gave scathing condemnation. President Felipe Caldero, Mexico:...

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Funny story: Obama Vows to "Teach Arizona a Lesson" Over Immigration Law

Obama Vows to "Teach Arizona a Lesson" Over Immigration Law

WASHINGTON, DC - In response to years of Federal authorities ignoring illegal immigration problems in Arizona, Governor Brewer signed a law making the violation of Federal Law (illegal entry into the United States) into an offense which is enforceabl...

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Funny story: UN Survey

UN Survey

Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because of the following: In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In Africa they didn'...

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Funny story: United Nations Believe Iran Leader Ahmadinejad Serious This Time!

United Nations Believe Iran Leader Ahmadinejad Serious This Time!

In a special appearance before United Nations inspectors whom he had invited to Iran, it's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad welcomed the men and women to Tehran personally. "We will later this morning tour our nuclear facilities and I welcome you on...

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Funny story: Developing nations demand access to CIA 'climate adjustment' technology

Developing nations demand access to CIA 'climate adjustment' technology

KENYA -- After learning that the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been 'adjusting' the climate of the Earth for two decades or more, developing nations in Africa are demanding that they get the benefits of this technology. 'Africa has been...

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Funny story: World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.

World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.

World leaders have come together today to discuss where to go with the policies on climate change. The meeting has taken place ahead of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change in Copenhagen next week. The meeting was held in p...

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Funny story: Tony Blair War Crimes Trial To Begin ... Well, 'Soon'

Tony Blair War Crimes Trial To Begin ... Well, 'Soon'

The United Nations Security Council has today announced that the much-talked about War Crimes Trial of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair will definitely take place 'some time soon' and without a doubt, "within Mr Blair's lifetime", a UN spokes...

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Funny story: Lemonade 'crisis talks' to be held at the United Nations.

Lemonade 'crisis talks' to be held at the United Nations.

Not since the Boston Tea Party held back in the 1700s, which saw the loss of the British North American Colonies to General George Washington and the formation of the United States of America, has there been a crisis over drink. Back then it was t...

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