UN peacekeepers are to be called in to smooth over the row brewing at the X Factor following judge Cheryl Cole's indecision at the weekend. After a nail-biting sing-off, Cheryl refused to vote against Treyc or Katie Waissel causing a storm of comp...
Canada's bid for a rotating seat on the United Nations Security Council has ended with a humiliating withdrawal. And in a statement to the world's media, a spokesman has revealed that the Canadian representives are baffled by the affair. "We ju...
With peace talks failing, bombs continuing to go off, the Clintons' bogged down in trying to divvy up the spoils from an outpouring of money for the Haiti boondoggle and Jimmy Carter campaigning to move up to #9 in the "Ten Worst President List", t...
United Nations, Manhattan, New York, USA: Whilst, Global Leaders and Politicians argue about which position the deck chairs should be arranged and who should be sitting where! Some people ask "What Iceberg? It makes no difference people of the...
Special Spoof Ambassador at large, Colonel Juan Bolivar, appearing for the first time at the UN after his recent fact finding mission to Auschwitz, managed to accomplish what no other speaker, including Barry Obama, has been abel to do, summon up out...
The way cats have been catapulted into public awareness throughout the world, due to the dastardly act of Mary Bale, when she put lovely Lola in a wheelie bin, is worrying the Police on every continent. Copycat acts of cruelty are feared and rumpu...
The baffling mystery of why nobody was donating money to the flood relief in Pakistan has finally been solved. The crisis in the Asian country has already claimed thousands of lives and many tens of thousands more are at risk of cholera or dysent...
In breaking news from UN Headquarters in New York; North-East piss artist and over-rated has been footballer Paul Gascoigne has been appointed Secretary General of the United Nations with immediate effect. Gazza, ebullient from his first foray int...
ANAHEIM, California - Queen Elizabeth, 84, but who really doesn't look a day over 82, visited the world famous Disneyland Amusement Park with her English Royal Entourage of 129 people. Earlier in the day her Majesty had addressed the United Nation...
New York - (7/7 Mess): Cold War tribute act Elizabeth Windsor today bid farewell to the UN Assembly and said she had a terminal inkling about the morning. Five years ago some of her hired henchmen, a.k.a. the Blair Government, were successful in...
In a remarkable turn of events, Queen Elizabeth II has addresses the UN. Liz is the head of sixteen countries, and is the figurative leader of the fifty-two countries in the Commonwealth, overseeing nearly a third of the population of the planet.
Nearly 200 nations, corporations and rabid religious sect signatories of the Nuclear War Image Enhancement Treaty (NWIET), have agreed to agree to work towards a toned down nuclear-weapons zone in the Middle East. The members, meeting at the UN i...
UNITED NATIONS - Arizona, one of America's 50 states, has been sternly criticized for its recent human-rights policies, with Mexico and China receiving the most media attention as they gave scathing condemnation. President Felipe Caldero, Mexico:...
WASHINGTON, DC - In response to years of Federal authorities ignoring illegal immigration problems in Arizona, Governor Brewer signed a law making the violation of Federal Law (illegal entry into the United States) into an offense which is enforceabl...
Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because of the following: In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In Africa they didn'...
In a special appearance before United Nations inspectors whom he had invited to Iran, it's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad welcomed the men and women to Tehran personally. "We will later this morning tour our nuclear facilities and I welcome you on...
KENYA -- After learning that the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been 'adjusting' the climate of the Earth for two decades or more, developing nations in Africa are demanding that they get the benefits of this technology. 'Africa has been...
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