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Funny story: Osborne's 2013 draft budget found on London train

Osborne's 2013 draft budget found on London train

A leaked copy of George Osborne's draft Budget for next year has been found abandoned on a Virgin train travelling from his constituency in Manchester. The draft budget has been graded by an as-yet-unnamed economics professor, notable by the heavy...

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Funny story: Murdoch announces young, cutting edge replacement for The Sun

Murdoch announces young, cutting edge replacement for The Sun

In a move that has surprised many, Rupert Murdoch has announced a new venture that aims to replace the current Sun newspaper team with an emerging tabloid written exclusively by the under-5 age group. The move is said to be fuelled by a discovery...

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Funny story: Argentina set their sights on Caribbean Islands

Argentina set their sights on Caribbean Islands

Frustrated by the United Kingdom's militarisation of the disputed Las Malvinas Islands Argentina has turned its attention on an island group in the Caribbean, who they consider have weaker patronage and will be less of a problem to invade and annex f...

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Funny story: Suitable Easter Eggs/Presents for UK Cabinet Ministers

Suitable Easter Eggs/Presents for UK Cabinet Ministers

Right Honourable David Cameron MP (Conservative) Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service. Most Suitable Gift: A Guy Fawkes C4 filled exploding Easter egg. Right Honourable Nick Clegg MP (Liberal Democrat) Deputy Prime Minister, Lord President of the Council. (With special responsibility for political and constitutional reform) Most Suitable Gift: A brow...

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Funny story: Political News for W/E 11th Februrary 2012 - with comments

Political News for W/E 11th Februrary 2012 - with comments

5th February 2012: Make those who can afford it pay a prescription charge to visit GPs Category: NHS Link: The People - by Nigel Nelson We Brits are a soppy lot, ­hopelessly sentimental about young furry animals, old furry slippers and the NHS. And that's why we have the same reluctance to change our 63-year-old health service as we do our worn out footwear. "Who then decides who can afford...

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Funny story: Political News for W/E 4th Februrary 2012 - with comments

Political News for W/E 4th Februrary 2012 - with comments

29th January 2012: Four out of five criminals caught with a knife escapes jail sentence! Category: Crime Link: The Mirror - Knife crime in UK The Tories' "zero tolerance" policy on knife crime is in tatters, with four out of five knife-wielding thugs ­escaping a jail term. New figures show that of the 5,466 caught carrying a knife between July and September last year, just 1,132 were jailed,...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert to Take Over from Queen

Adam Lambert to Take Over from Queen

The British Royal family is reported to be changing House with the House of Windsor about to become the House of Lambert. A report in British tabloid, the Daily Rats, confirmed that the Queen will be succeeded by none other than singer, Adam Lambe...

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Funny story: Political News for W/E 28th January 2012 - with comments

Political News for W/E 28th January 2012 - with comments

22nd January 2012: David Cameron's finance chief to face business fine Link - Daily Mirror David Cameron's money man at Tory HQ will be forced to pay a fine after his firm broke ­business rules. Tory Party co-chairman Lord Feldman's family business will have to pay the penalty after failing to file accounts on time. The breach is revealed just days after PM David Cameron urged firms to clean...

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Funny story: Political News for W/E 21 January 2012 - with comments

Political News for W/E 21 January 2012 - with comments

16th January 2012: Minister urged to resign after selling home weeks before rail link go-ahead! The Daily Mail Another minister on the Fiddle! Cabinet Minister Cheryl Gillan faced calls to resign last night after it emerged she decided to sell her home 500 yards from the planned high-speed rail line 20 months ago. Her 17th century townhouse in picturesque Amersham, Buckinghamshire, would have...

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Funny story: 300,000 immigrants claim benefits

300,000 immigrants claim benefits

The UK government has today released shocking statistics that as many as 300,000 immigrants in Britain are claiming benefits, on top of the many millions of Britons who claim them. For years, Britain has led the world in unemployment. The dole qu...

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Funny story: Study Reveals: Americans Better At Rioting Than People In UK

Study Reveals: Americans Better At Rioting Than People In UK

Washington - A study was released here today proving Americans are much better at rioting than people in other countries - especially the UK. "We rock when it comes to rioting," says White House spokesperson, Perry Larson. "No one riots like the U...

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Funny story: David Cameron declares multi-culti behaviour a crime!

David Cameron declares multi-culti behaviour a crime!

David Cameron has declared multi-culti behaviour a crime and has promised the UK that new legislation will be introduced to stop this unacceptable behaviour. "The mixing of different racial, minority, ethnical groups has completely failed (apart f...

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Funny story: Queen reveals truth about hubby

Queen reveals truth about hubby

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh and established racist, was recently admitted to hospital with complaints of chest-pains. Though at first it appears as a standard symptom for someone his age the Queen has revealed information that implies they may...

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Funny story: ‎Teen Girls Furious At MPAA Decision To Give Most Recent Twilight Movie NC-17 Rating... Planning Mass Exodus to UK.

‎Teen Girls Furious At MPAA Decision To Give Most Recent Twilight Movie NC-17 Rating... Planning Mass Exodus to UK.

‎Teen Girls all over Social networks were furious Friday Night at the Movie Picture Association of America's decision to give the latest movie in the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn Part 2, a NC-17 rating. One status update on Facebook received an overw...

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Funny story: United Kingdom finally to be renamed United Queendom

United Kingdom finally to be renamed United Queendom

It's taken sixty years of Great Britain having a female monarch, but after an act of parliament this morning, the country will officially be renamed to the United Queendom. "It's about time," said Prince Philip. "It confuses all those bloody forei...

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Funny story: Pension Age to be Index Linked...To Your Age!

Pension Age to be Index Linked...To Your Age!

London: The Department of Pain and Servitude released a statement yesterday on changes to the pension age of UK citizens. From next week the old fashioned, and some would say completely unfair system of fixing the pension age for everyone to sixt...

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Funny story: Interesting News for October 2011

Interesting News for October 2011

Selected by the lesser endowed Senior Citizen in Nottingham, who suffers from adoxography, cardiac failure, arthritis, and impecuniousness. Turning Your Clocks Back How about the task for 60 year old Pauline West, and her 67 year old husband has a collection of 40,074 clocks in the house! The couple spend up to an hour every evening tending to the wind-up clocks. They buy batteries in bulk...

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