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Funny story: Hubble Captures Image of Cosmic Boobs

Hubble Captures Image of Cosmic Boobs

Houston, TX - NASA scientists using the Hubble Telescope to probe the outer reaches of space have snapped an image bearing a strong resemblance to a pair of well-endowed female breasts. Says scientist Marcus Ribbs, "It just goes to show that the...

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Funny story: Giant pyramid scheme UFO 'sucking greed house gases from Queen's private quarters'

Giant pyramid scheme UFO 'sucking greed house gases from Queen's private quarters'

Sandringham, Norfuk - (X-Files): Earlier this week the ominous craft was seen terrorising the drunks running the Kremlin. This weekend the massive pyramid scheme UFO has been spotted above Sandringham House, sucking flatulent greed house gases f...

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Funny story: Fried Egg depression and Nipple UFO crater found off the Azores

Fried Egg depression and Nipple UFO crater found off the Azores

Atlantic Ocean - (Eggs-Files): Oceanographers have dubbed it the Anna Nicole Smith of ufology remains: "Viewed from the International Space Station the underwater mounds resemble a pair of giant deflated breasts," an assistant to Portuguese ocea...

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Funny story: UFO Abducts Spoof Writer Bargis Tryhol for Sexual Experiments

UFO Abducts Spoof Writer Bargis Tryhol for Sexual Experiments

Satire writer Bargis Tryhol was allegedly awakened last week from a deep sleep by a band of extraterrestrial females originating from a planet circling a star in the constellation Beta Riticuli for the purpose of sexual experimentation, according to...

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Funny story: Aliens dump Woods

Aliens dump Woods

Chuggalug Heights, Montana - Today, startled witnesses saw a UFO land in downtown Chuggalug Heights and unceremoniously dump a naked Tiger Woods in the intersection. Woods reportedly started banging on the door of the craft demanding to be let back...

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Funny story: UFO gamma ray blast halts London Stock Exchange

UFO gamma ray blast halts London Stock Exchange

London - (X-Files): An extraterrestrial cyber glitch closed down the City trading giant just as the Emirate of Dubai was about to declare itself insolvent. Frantic brokers say a mystery craft emblazoned in Shaikh Mohammed McTomb-Raider's Godolphin...

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Funny story: Roswell UFO Incident Finally Cleared Up!

Roswell UFO Incident Finally Cleared Up!

What really happened in 1947 when a UFO was supposed to have landed in New Mexico and the remains of an alien were discovered, have been the speculation of writers and UFO enthusiasts for over 60 years. The United States military still says that n...

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Funny story: Conspiracy Theorists See Hannahs Brainwashing the Youth

Conspiracy Theorists See Hannahs Brainwashing the Youth

Conspiracy theorists at the annual UFO Symposium in Roswell, New Mexico have accused the Hannah Group of attempting to brainwash the youth of the world. Group spokesman Niles Myles issued a statement saying that: "We think that the multi-national...

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Funny story: UFO tractor beam behind Death Valley gliding rocks

UFO tractor beam behind Death Valley gliding rocks

NASA HQ, Roswell - (X-Files): "ET's building another Stonehenge right here in Death Valley," NASA boss and First Earth Battalion CEO General Albert Stubblebine III told reporters today. His comments follow intense UFO tractor beam activity which P...

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Funny story: Somali UFO mothership pirates seize North Korean cocaine tanker

Somali UFO mothership pirates seize North Korean cocaine tanker

Somali Basin - (Crackers): The Singapore-operated MV Mother Theresa 666 was carrying President Kim Jong Very Ill's entire 2010 recreational supply when the mothership struck. The 22,294 deadweight tanker was seized near Mahe during a covert noctur...

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Funny story: New Lockerbie probe: the George W Bush/UFO connection

New Lockerbie probe: the George W Bush/UFO connection

Scotland - (X-Files): Was Midget Oil hireling George W Bush behind the remote controls of a rogue UFO? A fresh probe into the Lockerbie investigation 'is making groan men Veep' according to this week's BigOilShagger! editorial. This examines h...

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Funny story: UFO mothership crash 'sucked power' out of Itaipu dam

UFO mothership crash 'sucked power' out of Itaipu dam

Sao Paulo - (X-Files): Nearly 100,000 Brazilian depilation salons were plunged into darkness on Tuesday, bringing bewildered customers to their carpet-burned knees as a huge power outage hit the country. Reports blamed the Brazil Air Farce for a c...

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Funny story: Retro-engineered UFO inspired Emperor Nero's rotating banqueting hall

Retro-engineered UFO inspired Emperor Nero's rotating banqueting hall

Rome - (X-Files): An astrologically aligned circular bonking hole, er...banqueting hall! - built for Rome's Emperor Nero bares all the hallmarks of a retro-engineered UFO according to archaeological reports. The Palatine Hill discovery forms part...

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Funny story: Chinese 'spy-in-the-sky' satellite filmed Maddie in Libya?

Chinese 'spy-in-the-sky' satellite filmed Maddie in Libya?

Nanjinxed, China - (X-Files): China's Purple Patch Observatory is to release its 2009 solar eclipse footage after a rogue UFO was reassessed as a possible sighting of Madeleine McCann. The 40 second clip shows Maddie dressed in traditional Libya...

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Funny story: Ufology whackjobs in charge of Japan government

Ufology whackjobs in charge of Japan government

Tokyo - (X-Files Mess): "His penis was rock hard like Martian monolith!" Japan's new first lady 'Sudoku' Hatoyama has told startled Tokyo TV viewers as she described shagging Tom Cruise on an acid trip to Venus. The piledriver moment even altered...

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Funny story: Russia Finally Admits a UFO Landed There

Russia Finally Admits a UFO Landed There

Moscow RF: President of the Russian Federation Dmitry Medvedev announced today that a UFO had successfully landed in Roswellgrad Siberia, USSR in 1947. The Russian President noted that unlike the Americans our beloved Russian peasants gave the ne...

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Funny story: Alien contact reveals purpose of aspartame

Alien contact reveals purpose of aspartame

DENVER, Colo - The flying saucer that landed 1.5 miles East of Parker Road and 1/4 mile South of Arapaho Road in Arapaho county, Colorado last night produced a spokesman from a star 100 light years from Earth. He introduced himself as Mr. Gourmand...

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