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Funny story: Tiger Woods has salt rubbed into his wounds

Tiger Woods has salt rubbed into his wounds

As if the scandal wasn't enough (he was only doing what many men and women do anyway) now salt is being rubbed into Tiger's open wounds. Divorced now, with a settlement that has, to me, an unusual 'add on'. Tiger is NOT allowed to introduce futur...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Tearful Appeal: Tells Elin He'll Drop Golf, Affairs If She Withdraw Divorce Papers

Tiger Woods Tearful Appeal: Tells Elin He'll Drop Golf, Affairs If She Withdraw Divorce Papers

Tiger Woods has told close friends of Elin Nordegren that he will drop all the running around on her and give up golf entirely if she will come back to him and bring the kids and let the divorce (just granted) go. "I think he really, really misses...

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Funny story: Is Tiger Woods Really Sick?

Is Tiger Woods Really Sick?

Even if you throw out the rumors lately that Tiger Woods had aids, something is definitely wrong with him. It seems that every tournament he has been in since November of last year, he has faded as the tournament got into it's third and fourth day...

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Funny story: Did Tiger And Edwards Share A Lady Between Them?

Did Tiger And Edwards Share A Lady Between Them?

Did disgraced John Edwards, once a presidential candidate, and Tiger Woods, who has completely lost his putter, have a lady friend in common and neither of them know about it? Whatever happens, the same lady will likely be given a subpoena to both...

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Funny story: Jenna Bush Seen With Tiger Woods

Jenna Bush Seen With Tiger Woods

Reports in the tabloids this morning show a series of photos of former President George Bush's married daughter, Jenna, talking with golfer Tiger Woods last night and entering the Dallas Night Club, "Cowboy Bills". So exactly what is going on now?...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Faces Threat To Number 1 Ranking

Tiger Woods Faces Threat To Number 1 Ranking

World number one golfer Tiger Woods will face two challenges to his ranking when he defends his WGC-Bridgestone Invitational in Ohio this Thursday. Phil Mickelson will replace Woods in the 'top spot' with a victory, or a top-four finish if Woods w...

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Funny story: Iceland Volcanoes Ready To Blow, Maybe Simultaneously!

Iceland Volcanoes Ready To Blow, Maybe Simultaneously!

An Icelandic volcano that caused air traffic chaos after erupting last month has gone dormant, but it is too early to declare the eruption over, an official in Iceland restated Wednesday. Airlines across Europe had stopped flying for days after th...

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Funny story: Tiger To Marry Again Right After Divorce Finalized

Tiger To Marry Again Right After Divorce Finalized

The latest from the Tiger is that he will be marrying good-times gal Rachel Uchitel right after his divorce is finalized. Then an explosion went off as Elin Nordegren, the present Mrs. Tiger Woods, stated that she would not put up with her small c...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Seen Stalking Heather Mills

Tiger Woods Seen Stalking Heather Mills

Maria Perez, the new Ms. Whoopee of the World, is supposed to be making a good will tour of the United States before going overseas to see other countries and promote sex as a happy way of life and a variety of sex to help keep marriages from falling...

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Funny story: Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...

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Funny story: Devon James Still Insists Son Belongs To Tiger Woods, Wants DNA Testing

Devon James Still Insists Son Belongs To Tiger Woods, Wants DNA Testing

After getting one suit thrown out of court, porn star Devon James is still trying to get money from Tiger Woods, even though DNA evidence has cleared Tiger once. She has filed new court documents asking another judge to force Tiger to submit DNA e...

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Funny story: Open Golf Champion Louis Oosthuizen Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

Open Golf Champion Louis Oosthuizen Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

South Africa's Louis Oosthuizen won the British Open Golf Championship last night, as he romped to a seven-stroke victory over nearest rival Lee Westwood at St Andrews, but was later rushed to hospital after an accident in which a vuvuzela was inser...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Fart Stops Play In British Open Golf Championship

Tiger Woods Fart Stops Play In British Open Golf Championship

He's been troubled by flatulence in the past, and the old 'tummy rumbles' returned to haunt Tiger Woods once again today at the Open Championship at Royal St Andrews, with play being suspended due to 'excessive wind conditions'. Woods, on 5 under...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods In Piss Poor Mood Before British Open

Tiger Woods In Piss Poor Mood Before British Open

Answering questions with short one-word answers Tuesday, Tiger Woods would not answer any personal questions about his life or only used a flat statement. Woods had just finished tied for 24th at a charity golf tournament in Ireland, but instead o...

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Funny story: Real Madrid to sign Tiger Woods

Real Madrid to sign Tiger Woods

The latest development in Real Madrid's desperate effort to win their tenth champions league has not stop at bringing in Jose Mourinho, the Spanish giant have lined up a move to bring in Tiger Woods to Madrid. Woods, who had gone through several i...

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Funny story: Elin Woods To Auction Off 25 Tiger Woods Sperm Samples!

Elin Woods To Auction Off 25 Tiger Woods Sperm Samples!

Elin Woods, foreseeing a long drawn out court case and who is now going to college to finish her psychology major, is auctioning off 25 samples of Tiger Woods' sperm. "He wasn't particular about it before, with all the women, so I decided that af...

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Funny story: After Several Dates, Tiger Woods Shocked That Adam Lambert Is Gay

After Several Dates, Tiger Woods Shocked That Adam Lambert Is Gay

Adam Lambert has been stepping out with a friend whom many Lambert fans recognized from the American Idol show. His name is Drake LaBry and a source tells our reporters, "He's been Adam Lambert's best friend and totally there with him through this wh...

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