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Funny story: Andy Murray Extremely Confident About French Open

Andy Murray Extremely Confident About French Open

British tennis' number One Andy Murray says he's in "better shape than ever" to under achieve in the French Open and fail to end his quest to win his first ever Grand Slam event. The 23 year old Scot is confident that, after reaching the final of...

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Funny story: When and where exactly was the grass greener?

When and where exactly was the grass greener?

Ahead of Andy Murray's charge to inevitable victory in this summer's Wimbledon the sometimes British though primarily Scottish tennis star is showing the perfect form in the build up. Murray became the first player from these shores, since the la...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Hails Return To Form

Andy Murray Hails Return To Form

Tennis world Number 4 Andy Murray has hailed his continued return to form with the news that he's received a bye in the first round of the Madrid Open this week. Last month's lighter than expected defeat at the hands of Rafael Nadal in the Monte C...

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Funny story: Andy Murray chokes again in Australian restaurant

Andy Murray chokes again in Australian restaurant

Scottish tennis pro Andy Murray has choked on food yet again, this time in Australia. Andy Murray was dining at a top-restaurant in Melbourne enjoying a meal with family and friends, but choked during the main course. Similar incidents have hap...

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Funny story: Andy Murray to Enter A Convent

Andy Murray to Enter A Convent

Melbourne - Andrew Murray awoke after his loss to Novak Djokovic and without a word to anyone left his apartment and disappeared. Later locals spotted him entering Our Lady of the Upper Respiratory Disease Convent on the outskirts of Melbourne. "H...

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Funny story: Brit Murray outclassed by Serb Djokovic; Murray lost his balls, so what's new?

Brit Murray outclassed by Serb Djokovic; Murray lost his balls, so what's new?

Fred Perry will certainly not be turning in his grave as Britain attempts to find a male Brit who can win the Holy Grail, a tennis Grand Slam. Scot Andy Murray certainly doesn't fit the bill it seems? Yesterday he had the perfect opportunity to tu...

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Funny story: Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Saturday's men's final will be the climax of a record-breaking Australian Open 2011, as the Rod Laver Arena hosts the first-ever all-marsupial title contest. The match, between an Eastern Grey Kangaroo and a Wombat, will be the first-ever grand sl...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Wary Of Opponent With So Many 'O's In His Name

Andy Murray Wary Of Opponent With So Many 'O's In His Name

Andy Murray insists he will face an extremely tough test when he plays world number 46 Alexandr Dolgopolov for a place in the Australian Open last four, due to the fact that his opponent has an extraordinary number of 'o's in his surname. The Brit...

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Funny story: Federer Knocked Out of Australian Open

Federer Knocked Out of Australian Open

Sensational news from the Australian Open where world number 2 Roger Federer has been knocked out by rank outsider Frank Leemydear, world number 621. The feat was made even more remarkable by the fact that left hander Frank plays with a SPOON and...

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Funny story: Venus does a Serena and flashes her bum in Aussie!

Venus does a Serena and flashes her bum in Aussie!

Last year in Australia Serena Williams got all mens (non-gay) hearts racing by flashing her very muscular buttocks underneath her flesh-coloured panties. In fact Jaggedone reported on this "flashy" story, which caused over 80's male tennis fans to...

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Funny story: Venus Williams scared off court by randy kangaroo

Venus Williams scared off court by randy kangaroo

Venus Williams was bending over waiting to receive a serve at the Australian Open today, when suddenly a kangaroo with a whopping erection jumped onto the court and headed straight for Venus' butt. It looked like Venus was heading for an ace and mayb...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey: "I Was Never Even Kinda Billie Jean King's Sex Slave"

Oprah Winfrey: "I Was Never Even Kinda Billie Jean King's Sex Slave"

In a 15-hour long Lobotomy Channel interview with Dolores Dungheape yesterday, Oprah Winfrey yet again denied rumours that she had a sado-masochistic lesbian affair with tennis-player Billie Jean King, reports Crocodile Tears Correspondent, Freya L T...

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Funny story: Wimbledon to Outlaw Grunts for 2011

Wimbledon to Outlaw Grunts for 2011

London - Wimbledon officials today dropped a bombshell on the tennis world, when they announced the complete elimination of grunting for 2011. "We wanted to give players nearly a year to work on their play without grunting," said official on cond...

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Funny story: Venus and Serena Williams Angrily Deny The Rumors That They Are Both Bro's

Venus and Serena Williams Angrily Deny The Rumors That They Are Both Bro's

CLEVELAND - Venus and Serena Williams two of tennis world's super stars were in town visiting one of their aunts Mimosa Rashonda Bloomington. Venus was asked by a reporter for The Cleveland Morning Messenger newspaper about the rumors that first s...

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Funny story: Serena-Venus Williams sisters beaten by conjoined Dionne quintuplets in Canadian Open women's doubles

Serena-Venus Williams sisters beaten by conjoined Dionne quintuplets in Canadian Open women's doubles

Canada's popular conjoined Dionne quintuplet sisters pulled off a major upset at the Canadian Open Wednesday when they defeated top-ranked sisters Serena and Venus Williams 6-1, 6-2 in a match that lasted barely 20 minutes. The shocked Williams si...

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Funny story: The Wombles are sueing Wimbledon because Serena is boring!

The Wombles are sueing Wimbledon because Serena is boring!

The Wombles are sueing Serena Williams for attempting to take over their patch and sending them all to sleep. It's bad enough that the Wombles are pretty "out" and nobody buys their records anymore (except Mike Batts kiddies), also the fact that o...

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Funny story: Wimbledon to Introduce Disablers for the Final

Wimbledon to Introduce Disablers for the Final

Following a glut of complaints to the Lawn Tennis Association; the Wimbledon ruling elite have finally buckled to pressure from equal opportunities groups and for the first time will finally allow disablers, mentalists and retards to act both as matc...

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