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Funny story: Dress code found to make a difference to network performance.

Dress code found to make a difference to network performance.

An IT team in Australia have conclusive evidence on improving slow network performance: professional attire matters. Normally IT staff stick to comfortable t-shirts, shorts and less than formal polo shirts. Management had a different view, team...

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Funny story: "Eyes Free" Cell Phone Technology Progress Stalls

"Eyes Free" Cell Phone Technology Progress Stalls

SAN JOSE, CA - Clinton Chetry, a 44-year-old research assistant at Cellcorp, Inc. of San Jose, California, says he has developed technology that should allow its users to safely operate cellphones and other hand held devices while walking or driving...

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Funny story: "New Wars Demand New Ways" - Pentagon Whizzes Out New Water Based Armor

"New Wars Demand New Ways" - Pentagon Whizzes Out New Water Based Armor

In super-secrete tests the Pentagon whizz kids have rolled out a new kind of battle armor for a new kind of war. On proving grounds in secret locations on the Isle of Wight, the army boys have unleashed their most potent defense against projecti...

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Funny story: The New iVibrator 7 Is Coming

The New iVibrator 7 Is Coming

BEAVER, Pennsylvania - The Eager Beaver Adult Sexual Aid Company has just announced that they will soon be shipping their first shipment of the new, affordable, state-of-the-art iVibrator 7. Caitlan Rufflebock, president and CEO of Eager Beaver st...

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Funny story: Heat Seeker Technology 'Whiz'ing Along

Heat Seeker Technology 'Whiz'ing Along

A major breakthrough in the medical field was announced today when the media were invited to a British Military Hospital to witness the first ever field test of the Heat Seeking Bed Pan. The Heat Seeking Bed Pan a joint venture between the America...

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Funny story: 'Technology' Company Spiv-Blokes Under Fire

'Technology' Company Spiv-Blokes Under Fire

Spiv-Blokes, a company that offers voicemail-to-text message transcription services, is under fire this week for copying the services provided by other companies in the sector. A TV documentary team has discovered that Spiv-Blokes has taken the...

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Funny story: Jackson's Hyperbaric Chamber Failed, Say Engineers

Jackson's Hyperbaric Chamber Failed, Say Engineers

LOS ANGELES, CA - The tragic loss of the King of Pop has been blamed on the mechanical failure of a crucial valve used to regulate the pressure in Jackson's hyperbaric chamber, say hydro-mechanical engineers who inspected the equipment earlier today...

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Funny story: FBI uncovers Birmingham Police Dept. 'Virtual Brutality Chamber'

FBI uncovers Birmingham Police Dept. 'Virtual Brutality Chamber'

BIRMINGHAM, AL - Just over a week ago, the Birmingham Police Department fired five officers for behavior they called "shameful." Video footage captured by an onboard patrol car camera on Jan. 23, 2008, showed the officers rushing suspect Anthony War...

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Funny story: Women In Tech: Ada Lovelace Day

Women In Tech: Ada Lovelace Day

So apparently today is Ada Lovelace Day, when we should "publish a blog post on Tuesday 24th March about a woman in technology whom we admire". This is, of course, something I'm happy to do - many women have driven the advancement of technology over the years. So, in the spirit of the event, I'd like to dedicate this post to a woman who, I feel, contributed significantly to the development of t...

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Funny story: BT Announces Super-Fast Broadband Sites

BT Announces Super-Fast Broadband Sites

Telecoms giant BT have announced the first locations where substantial numbers of customers will have access to fibre-based super-fast broadband via the firm's network. Areas of Belfast, Cardiff, Edinburgh, Glasgow, London and Manchester will be a...

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Funny story: Clockwork powered smart car announced

Clockwork powered smart car announced

At a time when the majority of car manufacturers are trying to work out how to shift the daily-growing stockpile of unsold cars as recession bites deeper leaving them to resort to crazy tactics in order to get rid of them such as cereal box token-col...

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Funny story: Technological breakthrough - Thanks to Fiji

Technological breakthrough - Thanks to Fiji

The recent world-wide spate of throwing ones shoe at a politician has worried security personnel from the halls of Whitehall to Tianeman Square and Capitol Hill. Whether protesting about the current state of affairs in Iraq, Tibet or Gaza, bunging...

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Funny story: Digital Switch Delayed For U.S.

Digital Switch Delayed For U.S.

Congress, finally realizing that a majority of Americans aren't techno-savvy, have delayed the switch from analog broadcasts to all digital broadcasts. The move, which would have required millions of Americans to learn how to read the instructions, w...

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Funny story: Auto Show Shocker

Auto Show Shocker

Old-time radio hobbyists are abuzz over the latest prototype vehicle from Chrysler which was unveiled today at the 2009 Detroit Auto Show. Marking the 110th anniversary of the event, the Motor City's third biggest car maker showed off its revolutiona...

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Funny story: IBM Announces New Text and Image Processing Technology

IBM Announces New Text and Image Processing Technology

Developed after months of customer design workshops, internal engineering and laboratory testing, IBM will be releasing the next generation of technology for word processing, graphics development, and text transmission. Based on the combination...

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Funny story: Paint the halls with learning brain cells

Paint the halls with learning brain cells

(Seattle) University of Washington's C-9 Live Mach 1 Telescreen more than lives up to its name in sophistication. Applied as paint, the inexpensive video display Live processors incorporate multi-spectrum cameras, HyperSonic Sound, and neural netw...

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Funny story: Google Announces New Search Function, Interprets Subconscious Thought

Google Announces New Search Function, Interprets Subconscious Thought

Shifting technology enhancement in a new direction, Google announced today that it will offer a dramatic new way to surf the Internet without the user ever typing a single word. Plugging into a standard USB port on any computer, Google's new "Br...

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