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Funny story: Pattinson, Kristen, Lautner May Appear In Vampire Movie After Last Twilight

Pattinson, Kristen, Lautner May Appear In Vampire Movie After Last Twilight

Rumor now is that the director of the final Twilight movie, "Breaking Dawn" has offered all three a role in a new set of three vampire movies based on another writer's books. At this point the book's names have not been listed but there are some g...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner win the 'Mr. & Mrs Vagina' contest in Atlanta competition

Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner win the 'Mr. & Mrs Vagina' contest in Atlanta competition

Miley Cyrus was crowned 'Mrs Vagina 2010' last night in Atlanta Georgia, at the Mr and Mrs Vagina Pageant 2010. In a surprise twist, Taylor Lautner beat two other favorites who took runner-up positions in the Mr & Mrs contest. First runner-up...

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Funny story: David Beckham, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Feature In New Movie - Bend It Like Ricky Martin

David Beckham, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Feature In New Movie - Bend It Like Ricky Martin

Soccer star David Beckham is to take time out from trying for another baby with Posh Spice, in order to join forces with leading cast members of the Twilight movie franchise in a new film about a gay footballer's girlfriend who becomes a dead-ball sp...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Loses His Head!

Taylor Lautner Loses His Head!

I guess it happens to all of us at one time or another but maybe not to this degree. As reported recently, the Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in New York City near Times Square, had Robert Pattinson's clothes stolen and now Taylor Lautner has lost his...

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Funny story: Twilight New Moon Special Edition DVD Will Have 2 Hours Of Actors Talk

Twilight New Moon Special Edition DVD Will Have 2 Hours Of Actors Talk

A special edition of the first Twilight New Moon is scheduled to be released later in the Spring that will have practically all of the actors from the movie in great interviews. "The actors get tired of seeing all the crazy things on the web and i...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner And Kate Beckinsale To Finance And Star In Indy Vampire Flick?

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner And Kate Beckinsale To Finance And Star In Indy Vampire Flick?

A Hollywood insider today revealed that Twilight trio, Pattinson, Stewart and Lautner had been involved in talks with Brit stunner Kate Beckinsale with a view to bankrolling and starring in their own Indy Vampire movie. It's thought that the quart...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Selena Gomez, Kanye West, And Jesse James Take Home Kid's Choice Awards

Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Selena Gomez, Kanye West, And Jesse James Take Home Kid's Choice Awards

LOS ANGELES - There were more kids at UCLA's Paul Bunyan Pavilion for The 23rd Annual Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards than at a picnic outing of OctoMom, Brad and Angelina, Madonna, and Kate Gosselin's combined brood of brats. The evenings host Kan...

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Funny story: Lautner, Kristen Wins 'Cutest Couple' In Kids Choice Awards! Pattinson Unhappy!

Lautner, Kristen Wins 'Cutest Couple' In Kids Choice Awards! Pattinson Unhappy!

Last night, "Twilight" star Taylor Lautner stole the show by picking up two of the blimp-shaped trophies at the 23rd annual Nickelodeon spectacle inside UCLA's Pauley Pavilion. Lautner pu the bite on the favorite actor honor for his "New Moon" ro...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift NOT Dating Taylor Lautner OR Cory Monteith

Taylor Swift NOT Dating Taylor Lautner OR Cory Monteith

Contrary to yet another round of scurrilous and unfounded reporting, we can confirm that the boyishly chested country music diva Taylor Swift is NOT dating ex-squeeze Taylor Lautner - the werewolf out of the Twilight movies - after their blossoming r...

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Funny story: Ron Jeremy, Pamela Anderson, Taylor Lautner, and "Vagina Girl" To Star In The X-Rated "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself - The Sexy Sequel"

Ron Jeremy, Pamela Anderson, Taylor Lautner, and "Vagina Girl" To Star In The X-Rated "Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself - The Sexy Sequel"

VENICE BEACH, California - Left Coast Libido Pictures in association with The Las Labias of Los Angeles Motion Picture Company has announced that they will shortly begin filming on the sequel to the X-rated Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself, which i...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Joining "The Vampire Diaries"?

Taylor Lautner Joining "The Vampire Diaries"?

Apparently, the popularity of Taylor Lautner in the Twilight movies have gotten the notice of TV's popular new "The Vampire Diaries" because the rumor going around is that Taylor Lautner is interested in appearing as a regular. "While I enjoy the...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Feels Bad About Scaring Kids

Taylor Lautner Feels Bad About Scaring Kids

Only in his teens himself, actor Taylor Lautner who plays a werewolf in the Twilight series has noticed that some kids are afraid of him when he's out shopping or on the street. "It gives me the creeps", stated Lautner to this reporter. "I hate sc...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Not Really A Werewolf

Taylor Lautner Not Really A Werewolf

A statement was issued today reassuring Twilight fans that Taylor Lautner isn't really a werewolf and that he was merely acting a part in the Twilight movies with the help of make-up and CGI digital effects. The announcement comes following an int...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Reveals All

Taylor Lautner Reveals All

Everybody loves Taylor Lautner's body. They think it is SO hot. But is it really? Just today, Taylor revealed to us that his handsome tan and muscular body is FAKE! Turns out that he is a 55 year old man who weighs about 234.34 pounds, in fat. (See image.) When he is onscreen shooting he is wearing a green screen suit so that they can edit it later. Kristin Stewart had this to say...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Helps Real Life Werewolf Boy In India

Taylor Lautner Helps Real Life Werewolf Boy In India

A 13-year-old "werewolf" boy who desperately seeks a cure for his condition and is baffling medical experts, has drawn the attention of Hollywood's werewolf of the Twilight movies, Taylor Lautner. Pruthviraj Patil is one of about 50 people in the...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner, Jon Gosselin, John Mayer to Star in new Cameron Movie; "Jilted"

Taylor Lautner, Jon Gosselin, John Mayer to Star in new Cameron Movie; "Jilted"

Riding the success, and monetary benefits from the movie "Avatar", James Cameron's new project will pluck three faces fresh from recent television media hype, who have recently fallen into the throws of a woman scorned. Based on stories surroundin...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner/Kristen Stewart/Stretch Armstrong Mystery Deepens

Taylor Lautner/Kristen Stewart/Stretch Armstrong Mystery Deepens

Internet confusion reigned Monday as Kristen Stewart announced that she would be starring in the upcoming Stretch Armstrong movie, apparently in error. Taylor Lautner, her Twilight co-star is the one who is actually appearing in Stretch, as report...

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