(Information received by word of mouth via the north Pakistan grapevine) - Osama bin Laden's cave has become crowded beyond capacity due to President Obama's decision to send an additional 30,000 US troops to Afghanistan. Every Taliban member n...
Discovering yet another "Serving Suggestion" displayed on each can of SPAM, U.S. and NATO forces have been launching non-lethal exploding cans of the pork based grilling meat against Taliban and other extremist forces. Described as a "Brilliant lo...
Texas - (Rotters): The massacre of 12 US soldiers at Fort Hood 'could be a copycat ambush', our man in Kabulshit explained today. The spokesman said the US incident bore some of the hallmarks of this week's Afghan police officer's shooting of five...
Berlin, Germany - German and American intelligence outfits have detected a large upswing of recruits by Al-Qaeda and Taliban terror training camps. And these recruits are Western, and at least one seems to be American. An examination of the recru...
The reason given for a furious assault on French troops in Afghanistan by Taleban warlords, which resulted in the unfortunate deaths of ten French peacekeepers was that the Taleban thought they were Italians who had reneged on a protection deal. I...
Washington, D.C. - President Obama, dimed out by the British Press, is now contemplating just how many soldiers to send to the black hole of teens and tax-dollars that is Kabul. At stake is one of the key goals of American foreign policy, the cont...
NASA's cover story about searching for water on the dark side of the Moon is just that, a cover story. Biden ordered lunar strike based on specific independently collaborated intelligence (i.e., radio static) and a hunch that if Osama Bin Laden...
Kabul/Afghanistan/ Aljazeera In Your Face Again - Moments after the international announcement of the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Hussein Obama, the Taliban called an international news conference to highlight new disturbing videos of...
Afghanistan - The world-wide recession is starting to be felt as far afield as the secret lairs and training grounds of Al Qaeda. In a recent press release Osama Bin Laden appeared visibly tired and announced that due to cost constraints terrorist at...
Kabul, Afghanistan/ al Jazeera Entertainment Section - Following closely on the heels of shocking footage of New Jersey elementary school kids lined up in close order chanting catchy jingles for Barack Hussein Obama, the Taliban today released even m...
Assera Abida, an Iraqi woman who has a kink for having her naked ass beaten by rods, went through another wonderful episode again Monday, according to a village leader who, from risk of losing his tongue, wanted to remain anonymous. According to t...
A Shia Court in Afghanistan announced it's ruling, today, in the case of the wife of the Taliban leader Mr Ali Hada Weenie. Records showed that shortly after his wedding Mr Ali Hada Weenie had imposed a sentence of death, by stoning, on his wife...
Whitehall: Ministry of Defence officials have announced today that they are now seriously considering the fact that the Taliban militia of Afghanistan may be considered a minor threat to British troops. Once considered a close friend, ally, and ma...
Scientists have made a breakthrough in electronic odour perception...in an attempt to produce an electronic drug sniffer, they discovered that whereas synthetic chemical odours were difficult to detect, human body odours, particularly flatulence, reg...
Baitullah Mehsud, the Taliban leader, reported to have been killed by a US missile, is not dead. Mehsud is indeed well and alive and in Paris. Assistants at the Thierry Muggins haute couture maison in the French capital confirmed to our report...
KABUL, Afghanistan - At least eight rockets pummeled Kabul, the Afghan capital, shortly before dawn on Tuesday, as the Taliban kicked off early voting, said Afghan officials. No one was injured by these tactical ballots cast for The Insurgent Part...
Umer Khalid feared Taliban leader and famed warrior of Pakistan's North West Frontier suddenly reappeared some ten months after the Pakistani Army confirmed that they'd captured and killed to him death! Mr.Khalid explained to our reporter that he'...
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