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Funny story: Pakistan Waits Anxiously For Convict Cavalry Arrival

Pakistan Waits Anxiously For Convict Cavalry Arrival

Islamabad, Pakistan - Pakistan President Zardari today welcomed Ministry Of Defence (UK) proposals regarding the liberation of north west Pakistan from the evil clutches of the Taleban. Pakistani authorities conceded that they had virtually lost c...

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Funny story: Cheney Accepts Leadership Position In Taliban

Cheney Accepts Leadership Position In Taliban

A shocked nation learned today that former Vice President Dick Cheney had joined the Pakistani faction of the Taliban that is trying to take over that nation. OK, not everyone was shocked, but many could not believe that even Cheney, Mr. Waterboa...

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Funny story: Scientists claim to have found training code of Taliban civilization

Scientists claim to have found training code of Taliban civilization

The center of gravity has been shifting from Middle East to Afghanistan-Pakistan. But they never realized that they have to shift so soon to the Indus Valley Civilization also known as Taliban Civilization. Scientist and security expert has been wond...

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Funny story: Gates Open for Taliban Vasectomies

Gates Open for Taliban Vasectomies

Reporting from Islamabadenough Pakistan. And really, as if it wasn't bad enough for most Pakistanis. Defence Secretary Robert Gapes has proposed the culling of the Taliban and giving them all vasectomies. President Swindlehari is prepared to mob...

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Funny story: Taliban in Pakistan say democracy is un-Islamic. Musharraf says Dictatorship is the only way to rule Pak. Jackie Chan concurs "can't give people too much freedom".

Taliban in Pakistan say democracy is un-Islamic. Musharraf says Dictatorship is the only way to rule Pak. Jackie Chan concurs "can't give people too much freedom".

PUNJAB-I-STAN, TALIBAN-I-STAN: A hard-liner Taliban raving-mad cleric says democracy is un-Islamic and is being imposed on Pakistan by infidels. He warns that the Taliban will bring all of Pakistan under Taliban control. In Saudi Arabia, on yet...

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Funny story: Kashmiri separatists sign deal with the Devil. "In return for freeing us from 'oppressive Indian occupation' we will rename it as Kashmiri-stan and subject it to Sharia rule".

Kashmiri separatists sign deal with the Devil. "In return for freeing us from 'oppressive Indian occupation' we will rename it as Kashmiri-stan and subject it to Sharia rule".

SRINAGAR, KASHMIR -INDIA: In what is tantamount to signing a proverbial deal with the Devil, Pro-Pakistan separatist leaders in Indian Kashmir have just signed a deal with the Taliban. A leader of a separatist umbrella group (which is actually...

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Funny story: Taliban New Fatwa: Susan Boyle cannot Sing

Taliban New Fatwa: Susan Boyle cannot Sing

Swat (Pakistan): Fearing a rise in the interest of women venturing out to sing after Susan Boyle inspirational achievement, the Taliban for the first time have been threatened. They have issued a fatwa banning her to sing ever in life. Recently th...

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Funny story: Pakistan is renamed as Talibanistan

Pakistan is renamed as Talibanistan

United Nation and Islamabad (Associated Press of Taliban): On April 15th, Pakistan applied to United Nation to rename it self as Terrorist Republic of Talibanistan. Ending 61 year old tradition where Pakistan prided itself calling themselves as Pakis...

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Funny story: Now that Sharia law has been passed by Pak National Assembly, Taliban demands that all politicians daughters return to Pakistan starting with Zardari's daughters.

Now that Sharia law has been passed by Pak National Assembly, Taliban demands that all politicians daughters return to Pakistan starting with Zardari's daughters.

TALIBANISTAN: Now that the Pakistan National Assembly has passed a resolution approving Sharia law in the Malakand district of the Swat Valley, Taliban leaders are demanding that all female children of Pak politicians living overseas return "home".

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Funny story: As Taliban nears Islamabad Pak Prez Zardari and PM Gilani begin growing beards

As Taliban nears Islamabad Pak Prez Zardari and PM Gilani begin growing beards

ISLAMABAD, TALIBANISTAN: It is now official. The Taliban are only meters away from Islamabad. The US embassy has closed its doors and renegade PAK ex-Army Generals and their virulently anti-American ISI buddies have emerged from the woodwork. Th...

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Funny story: Pakistan and Hell signed a deal of equal opportunity in terrorism

Pakistan and Hell signed a deal of equal opportunity in terrorism

Pakistan and Hell, the two most volatile region have for the first time signed an agreement for equal opportunity and terrorism. Frustrated at United Nation and Western and Eastern World, Pakistan decided to join hand with Hell to jointly spread terr...

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Funny story: 17 year old Girl Flogs back the Taliban in Public

17 year old Girl Flogs back the Taliban in Public

In a dramatic development in SWAT Valley, the 17-year old girl who was last seen in the video has revealed that with help of few women, they have been able to return the favor the Taliban had meted to her in public few days back. She not only con...

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Funny story: Big Brave Taliban Flog Defenseless Woman

Big Brave Taliban Flog Defenseless Woman

Those 'Warriors of Steele', those 'Jihad's of God, those men who are REAL men have once again carved out a great victory for Allah by flogging a defenseless untried young woman in Pakistan. Al Sheik Mohamed Bully Bastard, who handed out the floggi...

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Funny story: Flogging video is 'harmless S&M porn' say Taleban

Flogging video is 'harmless S&M porn' say Taleban

Swat Valley, Pakistan - (Ritually Sordid Ass Mess): A depraved video showing moronic Afghani men flogging a 17 year old girl was branded 'harmless S&M porn' by Taleban warlords today. The footage was immediately posted on a wholesome radical f...

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Funny story: Taliban fear 'Muslim plot' - refuse vaccines to children as new diseases become rampant in North Pakistan

Taliban fear 'Muslim plot' - refuse vaccines to children as new diseases become rampant in North Pakistan

TALIBAN-A-BAD, ISLAMISTAN: In this newly declared nation located in what was once a picturesque Northern Pakistan resort all that remains is a mass of rubble. Here, the Taliban ride shotgun, dispensing a perverted form of Islamic justice - having r...

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Funny story: Afghan Women Get Bum Deal Again

Afghan Women Get Bum Deal Again

Afghan President Karzai has shocked the world, especially the female half of it with a series of laws designed to win the support of the shia population of the beleaguered country. Under the new laws, paedophilia will be allowed, as girls will be...

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Funny story: The Taliban Bans Everything

The Taliban Bans Everything

The Taliban, tired of constantly coming up with new edicts regarding the behavior of the people they dominate, have passed an all-encompassing law that simply bans everything. Having made a reputation as being a severely authoritarian and stric...

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