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Funny story: Susan Boyle ITV interview with Piers Morgan

Susan Boyle ITV interview with Piers Morgan

Susan Boyle has not been an interesting interviewee. That is, until tonight, on ITV. Many of Susan's most fanatical followers will disagree with that first sentence but they are wrong. Susan gave a fascinating interview, in which she told her story, her trials and tribulations and her explanation of her behaviour through good and bad times. We had a glimpse of her younger life and signifi...

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Funny story: Backup Group Finds Susan Boyle Crawling On Floor With White Butt Sticking Out

Backup Group Finds Susan Boyle Crawling On Floor With White Butt Sticking Out

Susan Boyle, the excellent Scottish singer, has a way with getting into trouble when she's on the road doing shows. "Well I showed it this time! Why these things always happen to me, I don't know", stated Boyle to a friend who had came to see her...

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Funny story: 'Genital warts ruining her vocal chords' theory as Susan Boyle pulls out early from Bribed of Britain Awards

'Genital warts ruining her vocal chords' theory as Susan Boyle pulls out early from Bribed of Britain Awards

London - (Premature Exacerbation Mess): She was to have sung 'Hound Dog' for Monday's Daily Smrearer-sponsored ceremony in front of Charles and Camilla. But an emergency check-up on a sore throat has found a cluster of laryngeal condylomata acumin...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics launch musical toilet seat!

SuBo fanatics launch musical toilet seat!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today launched a SuBo musical toilet seat. "Well, we're not in this for the money of course, but we thought we'd start selling something that no fanatic would ever have thought of, and most like...

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Funny story: Only In America - Don King Wants To Promote Boxing Match Between Susan Boyle And Mary Byrne

Only In America - Don King Wants To Promote Boxing Match Between Susan Boyle And Mary Byrne

Rumour has it that fight mogul Don King is on the verge of offering Susan Boyle and Mary Byrne out of the X-Factor a multi million dollar contract to fight at Madison Square Garden next June. At this stage, it isn't clear whether the electric shoc...

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Funny story: SuBo's third CD revealed!

SuBo's third CD revealed!

Hot on the heels of Susan Boyle's impending second album, details of her third CD are starting to emerge. "We have analysed her demographic, and come to the conclusion that only very old religious women with red scarves and wealthy husbands listen...

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Funny story: Nuclear Subo Marine accident brings end to R&D of new weapons plant in Scotland

Nuclear Subo Marine accident brings end to R&D of new weapons plant in Scotland

Ministry of Defence officials have decided to halt plans for nuclear powered automatons that would have been able to sing like Susan Boyle, as a form of sonic warfare, intended to lull the enemy into a restful sleep, before blowing the crap out of th...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle - something to make us all think

Susan Boyle - something to make us all think

We are probably all aware that before she became a world wide success, Susan Boyle lived on Welfare Benefits and lived in the family home, alone, the only home she had ever known. Through no fault of her own Susan lived in diminished circumstances. She was born, by her own admission, with slight learning difficulties and nursed her elderly mother. There are many like Susan throughout the UK. T...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle opens up to Oprah about being bullied

Susan Boyle opens up to Oprah about being bullied

Susan Boyle has told Oprah, in an interview, that being bullied made her feel like she wasn't loved. The Scottish singer talked candidly about the bullying that she had to endure at school and through her life. At last, in her late forties, she has opened up and shared her innermost thoughts on her treatment at the hands of the bullies. Susan appeared relaxed and comfortable during the inter...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics claim Chilean mine success!

SuBo fanatics claim Chilean mine success!

Deluded red scarf wearing Susan Boyle fanatics today claimed the Chilean mine rescue was all their doing. "When they were found the first thing they asked for wasn't food or water," said a chief fanatic. "No, they asked for a SuBo CD and we made s...

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Funny story: X - Factor judges at each others throats

X - Factor judges at each others throats

A UK national newspaper is reporting, today, that wee Louie Louie and the ex Mrs Cole, call me Tweedy again, are not talking to each other. It is reported that Louie, Louie hurled insults at Miss Tweedy and disrespected the now redhead and her fam...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle In For Liverpool?

Susan Boyle In For Liverpool?

Liverpool Football Club, the once-mighty conquerors of Europe, the team that swept all before it during the late 1970s, and all through the 1980s, the magnificent organisation that gave us Bill Shankly, Bob Paisley, Kenny Dalglish, Kevin Keegan and E...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Is A Man?!

Susan Boyle Is A Man?!

While everyone has been caught up in whether Lady Gaga and which sex she be, the talk on the internet today is that Susan Boyle is a man. Beginning this morning with a scoop from 'The Daily Blabbermouth' about the sex of Mr. Boyle, the other tabl...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics open own store!

SuBo fanatics open own store!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were today celebrating the opening of their new SuBo Store. The store, called Tacky Crap Shack, has been funded by the fanatic's wealthy husbands, who don't expect to see a return on their investments,...

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Funny story: Man Almost Fainted After Seeing Susan Boyle CD Cover

Man Almost Fainted After Seeing Susan Boyle CD Cover

A trip to a local music store almost ended in tragedy for one man in Bangkok yesterday, after he inadvertently let his eyes see the cover of the CD by former Britain's Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle. The man, Moys Kenwood, was perusing t...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle 'Sex Contract' Hollywood A-Lister Named And Shamed - Exclusive!

Susan Boyle 'Sex Contract' Hollywood A-Lister Named And Shamed - Exclusive!

Following recent revelations that Myleene Klass was offered a legally binding 'sex-contract' by an unnamed Hollywood A-Lister, Skoob Entertainment News can go one better than that. We can exclusively reveal that Scottish songbird Susan Boyle, who...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics buy a bookstore!

SuBo fanatics buy a bookstore!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today purchased a leading chain of bookstores, after hearing SuBo would be holding a book signing at one of their stores. "We heard the signing would be on a 'first come, first served' basis, wh...

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