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Funny story: Life imitates "Brazil" (the movie): Supreme Court refuses to hear real life govmt. mistaken identity, abduction and torture case

Life imitates "Brazil" (the movie): Supreme Court refuses to hear real life govmt. mistaken identity, abduction and torture case

Washington, D.C. - In an all too eerie occurrence of life imitating art, today the U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear a case of mistaken identity, abduction and torture of an innocent man, a Germany citizen of Lebanese descent, by the Central Intelli...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Declares the Word "GAY" Means "Happy"!

Supreme Court Declares the Word "GAY" Means "Happy"!

Supremo El Courto, USA - Today the U.S. Supreme Court, in a 4 to 3 ruling, determined that the word "Gay" means "happy" and does not have any sex preferential meanings what-so-ever.

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Funny story: US Supreme Court Denies Bong Hits for Jesus: Jesus Pissed

US Supreme Court Denies Bong Hits for Jesus: Jesus Pissed

The United States Supreme Court, in a 5-4 vote, declared that Bong hits for Jesus were illegal.

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Funny story: Supreme Court Defines Porn

Supreme Court Defines Porn

After being faced with numerous cases involving pornography, the U.S. Supreme Court has set the legal definition of porn as "anything written or published that causes an average or reasonable penis to engorge with blood".

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Funny story: Supreme Rules on NBA

Supreme Rules on NBA

The United States Supreme Court ruled Thursday that the National Basketball Association, long dominated by very tall men, must begin to integrate men of lesser stature.

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Funny story: Supreme Court Backs Bush On Iraq

Supreme Court Backs Bush On Iraq

The US Supreme Court today, in a controversial 5-4 decision, announced its support for the war in Iraq. Chief Justice John Roberts, writing for the majority, explained at length how the war was a necessary act for the nation.

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Funny story: Supreme Court Orders Abortion on Demand, Paypal Accepted

Supreme Court Orders Abortion on Demand, Paypal Accepted

(Mt. Olympus) -- The Supremes, voting 5-4, ordered abortion on demand for women over age 11. Availability at shopping mall kiosks is guaranteed. Paypal is accepted.

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Funny story: Chief Justice Rehnquist fled Supreme Court in his pyjamas

Chief Justice Rehnquist fled Supreme Court in his pyjamas

Washington DC - (Riotous): FBI files released today show that Ronnie Raygun's Chief Justice William Renhnquist was a delusional paranoiac who once tried to escape from the Supreme Court dressed only in his pyjamas because he thought that the CIA...

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Funny story: Democratic Congress Passes Law Requiring All Supreme Court Justices Get Drug Tested

Democratic Congress Passes Law Requiring All Supreme Court Justices Get Drug Tested

The democratic congress didn't waste any time getting started today when they passed legislation requiring all Supreme Court justices to be drug tested before taking their seats on the bench. This comes in the wake of the discovery that the late...

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Funny story: Bush Refuses to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey: Condemns "Terrorist" Bird To Death

Bush Refuses to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey: Condemns "Terrorist" Bird To Death

WASHINGTON -- President Bush prepared to grant the traditional pardon to a gift turkey at the White House yesterday, but abruptly condemned the bird to death, accusing it of terrorism.

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Funny story: Bonesmen demand burials parity with wiccan, satanist, creationist veterans

Bonesmen demand burials parity with wiccan, satanist, creationist veterans

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Aggrieved members of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones are seeking a Supreme Court judicial ruling following an ongoing appeal by assorted wiccan veterans for the right to display their trad...

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Funny story: Bush Announces Outsourcing of US Supreme Court

Bush Announces Outsourcing of US Supreme Court

George Bush announced, on Tuesday, that, in an era of high budget deficits, it will be necessary to take drastic steps to cut costs. The first step in reducing government spending, will be to outsource all judicial functions of the Supreme Court...

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Funny story: George Bush Takes A Leak On The American People

George Bush Takes A Leak On The American People

The Supreme Court Judges who ensconced George W. Bush into the Whitehouse are turning in their graves tonight after one of the greatest insults ever to have been perpetrated against the American people by a sitting president.

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Funny story: Judge Alito Resigns

Judge Alito Resigns

WASHINGTON - Citing "irreconcilable differences" Judge Samuel Alito today told reporters, "I've had it with this Supreme Court crap AND all 8 of those characters behind afore-mentioned crap."...

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Funny story: Judge Alito successfully whistles Andy Griffith theme, nomination virtually Assured

Judge Alito successfully whistles Andy Griffith theme, nomination virtually Assured

WASHINGTON - Applause rang through both sides of the Senate floor Friday as Judge Samuel Alito successfully whistled the complete theme to the Andy Griffith Show virtually assuring his nomination as the 113th Supreme Court Justice of the United Stat...

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Funny story: Bush Nominates Judge Judy to Supreme Court

Bush Nominates Judge Judy to Supreme Court

On the heels of Harriet Miers withdrawing her name from Supreme Court nomination, President Bush has selected another woman. Bush announced today that, "I have decided to stick with a woman and a judge. You all knocked me because Harriet was n...

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Funny story: For High Court Nominee Miers, If the Robe Fits, Swear It

For High Court Nominee Miers, If the Robe Fits, Swear It

CAPITOL HILL-Harriet Miers, George W. confidant and new-crony-on-the-hill Supreme Court nominee, will soon become a household word across America and around the world. The fact that she has been, up to now, completely unheard of, will be of no conseq...

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