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Funny story: Waterboarding - Olympic Squads Selected

Waterboarding - Olympic Squads Selected

All the competing democracies have now selected and announced their Waterboarding teams. With a history stretching back to the Pol Pot regime in post-Vietnam Kampuchea and perfected by a number of countries since, Waterboarding is about to become...

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Funny story: Boxing Legend Terry 'Boom-Boom' Minter All Set For Dramatic Comeback

Boxing Legend Terry 'Boom-Boom' Minter All Set For Dramatic Comeback

Former boxing champion Terry 'Boom-Boom' Minter has announced from his training HQ in Torquay, Devon, that he is now back up to speed and fighting fit. All he needs is a promoter and an opponent. Minter 64 yesterday said: "I'm ready. The traini...

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Funny story: This Summer's Extreme Sport Among Teens? Waterboarding!

This Summer's Extreme Sport Among Teens? Waterboarding!

The first rule of extreme sports - "Invent your own rules" - has taken on a new meaning this summer as Fire Plug Waterboarding hits the streets in land-locked suburban communities everywhere in the U.S. The kids call it "WB" for short and dare War...

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Funny story: Football (Soccer) To Die Out As A Sport Within 2 Years

Football (Soccer) To Die Out As A Sport Within 2 Years

Harvard professor Gene Genepool today announced that the multi-billion dollar sport of soccer, slavishly followed by billions of people all over the world will die out as a spectator sport within the next two years. Professor Genepool told us that...

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Funny story: English sportsmen invent 'total failure'

English sportsmen invent 'total failure'

After the Netherlands beat England at that most English of sports, cricket, and as English sportsmen are about to lose The Ashes, Wimbledon, World Cup qualifiers, and probably even the Oxbridge and Camford Boat Race this year, a new sporting tactic a...

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Funny story: The Morning After: With Losers Man United.

The Morning After: With Losers Man United.

The general mood is sombre in the foyer of Del Pizzahuttio, the plush hotel Manchester United chose to stay in for the duration of their visit to Rome for The Champions League Final clash with Barcelona. At the large window next to the main entra...

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Funny story: American sports are real sports, claims an American

American sports are real sports, claims an American

An American today claimed that American sports are 'real sports', and not the girls' games that the other 98% of the planet believe they are, according to one American football player. 'Real men wear helmets', Adolph O'Himmstler, said, whilst turn...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Announces New Cost-effective Sport

Barack Obama Announces New Cost-effective Sport

Tabloids were shocked today when the President of the United States, Barack Obama, announced that in light of the recent economic crisis, the American government plans to downplay baseball and football in order to make more cost effective sports.

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Funny story: Sports broadcaster punished for broadcasting filth

Sports broadcaster punished for broadcasting filth

A prominent sports broadcaster has been rapped over their corporate knuckles for displaying what has been described as a "highly offensive" language. The emission in question concerned a recent football match between Cambridge United, playing at h...

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Funny story: Sports Drugs Furore

Sports Drugs Furore

University sports scientists have discovered that athletes can radically improve their performance by using illegal drugs. They say that when compared to athletes that have not taken them, the drug users showed an average improvement of 9%. "When...

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Funny story: America's most popular sports - Rounders, Bouncy ball and Fag Rugby

America's most popular sports - Rounders, Bouncy ball and Fag Rugby

A study of National sports has found that America is split three ways on which particular discipline can be regarded as their most recognisable on an international platform. American sports coverage consists of three main games: Baseball - a h...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods - The New Secretary of Sports

Tiger Woods - The New Secretary of Sports

GULFPORT, Mississippi - President Obama visiting an old high school friend who now lives in Gulfport today announced that he has named Eldrick Tont Woods, better known as Tiger Woods, to be his new Secretary of Sports. The Department of Sports is...

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Funny story: England Reflects On Embarrassing Weekend Of Sport

England Reflects On Embarrassing Weekend Of Sport

Embarrassment and humiliation are not words we are normally accustomed to using where English sports teams are concerned, but this weekend they were the only words appropriate when describing the horrific shows put on by the England cricket and rugby...

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Funny story: English netball team to form their own army

English netball team to form their own army

In London it has just been announced that the English Netball team will endeavour to establish their own military style army so as to promote the sport among young girls in the UK. Wendy Upper-Class-Twit, chairwoman of the British Netball Associa...

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Funny story: Vigilante Lacrosse Girls - Part 1

Vigilante Lacrosse Girls - Part 1

Throughout history, dire circumstances breed vigilantes. The Minutemen of the revolution, the Texas Rangers, the Guardian Angels of New York, and now: High School Varsity Lacrosse Girls! Ruthless, mysterious, and frustratingly misunderstood, these girls fight crime in their town because there's just nothing better to do after school-plus, their parents usually aren't home. It was a decepti...

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Funny story: Hamilton Stripped of Podium Position

Hamilton Stripped of Podium Position

News From Singapore - Lewis Hamilton has sensationally been stripped of his podium position following a post-race investigation Stewards have decided that Hamilton breached FIA regulations by overtaking in the dark. In an interview with the BBC, t...

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Funny story: SportsSphere Magazine (Vol. 1, No. 1)

SportsSphere Magazine (Vol. 1, No. 1)

From The Dear Mr. Sports Sidekick Section of SportsSphere Magazine Dear Mr. Sports Sidekick: How come we always hear quotes about baseball, football, basketball, and soccer but we hardly ever hear any quotes about hockey? Just this morning I heard on one of the local radio sports stations here in Fargo, North Dakota that recently divorced baseball super star Alex Rodriguez of the New York...

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