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Funny story: Peapod by Shop-Rite: Kinda Like Netflix, Only Infinitely Suckier.

Peapod by Shop-Rite: Kinda Like Netflix, Only Infinitely Suckier.

For those of us who are on our third DWI conviction, and have no one to buy our food stamps from us, comes a Netflix-like service by C-list grocery chain Stop & Shop: Peapod. How to Blow a Billion Dollars in Intellectual-Property Rights. Pe...

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Funny story: Americans Fed Up With Obama's Elitist Grocery Bills

Americans Fed Up With Obama's Elitist Grocery Bills

(November 9, 2010 - Washington, DC)… The Gallup Organization released figures today which revealed 78% of the United States population believes the Obama family should be purchasing generic brands at the grocery store to show their sympathy for strug...

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Funny story: Advert: Tesbury's Massive Bread Sale Starts Sunday

Advert: Tesbury's Massive Bread Sale Starts Sunday

NOW WITH EVERYTHING DOWN IN PRICE, there has never been a better time to buy a loaf of bread. LOOK! 3 wholemeal loaves down from £2.55 to £1.99 - Yes one-nine-nine!and look at these stylish floured baps -Now just £2.50 a dozenor what about our designer hamburger buns - Only 65p a pack If you thought that you could never afford the luxury of a medium sliced white loaf then think again. Our st...

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Funny story: Local Man In Halloween Booze Fuelled Shopping Horror

Local Man In Halloween Booze Fuelled Shopping Horror

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock got the fright of his life today when in a moment of abject boredom he decided to pop up the local shops for a few dozen cans of strong Belgian lager to see him through Halloween, and which hopefully will last him beyond...

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Funny story: Americans are angry at Wal-Kart

Americans are angry at Wal-Kart

American workers explore the relationship between U.S. job losses and Wal-Kart's monopoly over the retail business in America. Wal-Kart began as a small retail operation in Vancouver, Canada. An over excess of wealth in Wal-Kart has degraded the...

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Funny story: Shopping Channel Host Disaster

Shopping Channel Host Disaster

Celia Whassaname, the face of shopping channel QED, has been struck down by a rare medical condition, rideiotis. She has been hospitalised while cosmetic surgeons attempt to fix the problem. "It is quite a serious condition," said doctor Noel Tuck...

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Funny story: Supermarket Plans Summary Justice After Judge's Criticism

Supermarket Plans Summary Justice After Judge's Criticism

A major supermarket chain is planning to dispense summary justice at its Irish stores following advice from a judge irritated by shoplifting prosecutions. The judge, hearing a case against a Lithuanian man who stole a bottle of wine from a Tesco s...

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Funny story: Francophobe Hails Champs Elysees Retail Plans

Francophobe Hails Champs Elysees Retail Plans

A top Francophobe is planning to bring a swish Paris shopping street down a peg or two. UK retail magnate, Mick "Stack 'Em Up" Envelope, has welcomed the news that low-ticket clothing shop H&M has been given permission to open a store on the C...

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Funny story: Fake Signs Cause Town Centre Havoc

Fake Signs Cause Town Centre Havoc

Shoppers in High Wycombe were sent in to a tizzy on Thursday last, when jokers put up a myriad of fake signs in the town centre. Local man Billy Bunce was astounded. "I was astounded," he said. The first sign was noticed pointing to a large bui...

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Funny story: How to Avoid Receipt Checking At Wal*Mart: Be White.

How to Avoid Receipt Checking At Wal*Mart: Be White.

I defy anyone to give me one credible example of the following occurring at any Wal Mart in the United States: Two families, one Causasian, one African-American or Latino, check out and simultaneously push their shopping carts toward the front door. The 95-year-old retiree, or Down's Syndrome victim standing at the front walks toward the two families, Magic Marker at the ready. He or she check...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah visits Altrincham

Derek Acorah visits Altrincham

Derek Acorah, the mighty oak of a celebrity psychic that blossomed from the tiny acorn of a Liverpudlian medium, arrived in Altrincham, Cheshire, today, hot on the heels of the news that listed Altrincham as the countries biggest ghost town. His o...

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Funny story: Middle Aged Harlingen Man Finally Making Peace With Life as a Convenience Store Clerk

Middle Aged Harlingen Man Finally Making Peace With Life as a Convenience Store Clerk

HARLINGEN, TX - Local 7-11 convenience store clerk, Oshira bin Habib has finally made peace with his life after nearly 19 years in his position. "I had hoped to make an impact on the world in a memorable way", Habib lamented. "I suppose I was just ne...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole lookalike goes shopping in Asda

Cheryl Cole lookalike goes shopping in Asda

A woman who slightly resembles singer Cheryl Cole was spotted at Asda yesterday. The attractive lady parked her Audi in a supermarket car park, got out, locked it and collected a trolley. She then pushed the trolley around the shop, picking things up...

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Funny story: Shop investigation reveals shocking charging scam

Shop investigation reveals shocking charging scam

An undercover reporter has been working undercover in a shop and discovered some quite literally shocking scams involving shop keepers, managers and even big supermarkets are even at it too, even. According to the report, the prices marked on good...

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Funny story: Shoplifting Bonanza!

Shoplifting Bonanza!

In a far sighted and highly progressive move Humberside Police have been prioritising their daily workload in order to give staff longer tea and lunch breaks and to minimise the time wasted on actually trying to catch criminals, all of which costs mo...

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Funny story: Wal-Mart introduces first ever drive-thru window; Traffic backed up for miles.

Wal-Mart introduces first ever drive-thru window; Traffic backed up for miles.

Tempers flared and cars overheated as shoppers, eager to try out Wal-Mart's new drive-thru window, waited in traffic for hours to sidle up the store to do their grocery shopping. The fact that there was a strict 20-items only rule conspicuously p...

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Funny story: Tesco Fire Self Service Checkout Fiasco

Tesco Fire Self Service Checkout Fiasco

A mystery fire has destroyed a Tesco store in Hampshire with 10 customers and 15 staff members still missing. Most of the store was promptly evacuated, whilst those in the self-service section were struggling to complete their purchases. Eyewit...

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