Showing:

Funny satire stories about Security

Try another search?

Funny story: Darth Tater Escapes Root Cellar; Wreaking Havoc Across Countryside !

Darth Tater Escapes Root Cellar; Wreaking Havoc Across Countryside !

PAWTUCKET, RI (AP) Rhode Island State Police were called in to investigate a break out at Hasbro, Inc. According to Hasbro security officials, Darth Tater broke out of the company's potato bin in the middle of the night. Toymaker Hasbro is the ma...

Read full story
Funny story: Bush Inauguration Security Breached !

Bush Inauguration Security Breached !

WASHINGTON (AP) There was heightened security in the nation's capital for the inauguration of President Bush. All branches of the armed services including the Coast Guard were on hand to make sure that terrorists did not spoil the ceremonies mark...

Read full story
Funny story: Pequot students mourn security "uncle" after prank turns deadly

Pequot students mourn security "uncle" after prank turns deadly

PEQUOT, SD --- Pequot High School's security officer, Nate Obst, last night died from severe burns suffered in what students and community members have called an "innocent prank" that went terribly wrong.

Read full story
Funny story: Bush Props Up Social Security, Sells Idaho

Bush Props Up Social Security, Sells Idaho

Boise, ID - In an unprecedented move, the President announced today that he will sell the state of Idaho in order to maintain a financially solvent Social Security. The Sultan of Brunei has signed an Intent to Buy agreement with the US that excha...

Read full story
Funny story: Alert: Bearded Man Boards Plane

Alert: Bearded Man Boards Plane

Attorney General John Ashcroft is reviewing American security procedures urgently today after the revelation that a man was allowed to board an American Airlines flight in Boston while wearing a beard. Shocked passengers leaving the Boston to Orlando...

Read full story
Funny story: Batman's Bohemian Rhapsody

Batman's Bohemian Rhapsody

On the 4th day of Bonkers my screw did come quite loose...and a partridge in a pear tree. Fathers4Justice Just Hatched an egg.....and a partridge in the pear tree. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Queen was very annoyed at the latest breach of security and...

Read full story
Funny story: Cleverly Disguised Sleeper Cell Revealed

Cleverly Disguised Sleeper Cell Revealed

UPI, Salt Lake City, Utah. The U. S. Department of Homeland Security has announced the infiltration and break up of a strategic, and violent, al Queda sleeper cell in the western United States. The cell, located in Salt Lake City, Utah has be...

Read full story
Funny story: Tom Ridge Explains Threat Levels

Tom Ridge Explains Threat Levels

Tom Ridge head of Homeland Security confirmed that he was sick of explaining what each layer of the Threat Level means, and is setting it out once and for all.

Read full story
Funny story: AFL-CIO Supports Intestinal Bacteria Strike Plan

AFL-CIO Supports Intestinal Bacteria Strike Plan

Colon - Frustrated by what they referred to as "inhumane" conditions, tens of millions of bacteria in your large intestine issued a comprehensive set of work rules demands today. Ranging from improved lighting and ventilation to greater security, th...

Read full story
Funny story: U.S. Handover of Power in Iraq Assures Freedom and Security for Paul Bremer

U.S. Handover of Power in Iraq Assures Freedom and Security for Paul Bremer

"So long Suckers," says giddy former Administrator...

Read full story
Funny story: Critical security flaw in software discovered.

Critical security flaw in software discovered.

A security hole has been found in some software. The programmer said that they had just released a patch for old flaws, and didn't plan on releasing any more any time soon.

Read full story
Funny story: Airport Security Measures Cause Athlete's Foot

Airport Security Measures Cause Athlete's Foot

Studies released today indicate that heightened international airport security measures may be contributing to an increased number of foot fungus cases, commonly known as athlete's foot.

Read full story
Funny story: Heightened Security Causing Me Headache

Heightened Security Causing Me Headache

According to himself, writer Kevin Heitz of Baltimore is annoyed and suffering from an acute headache today because of the increased security measures at airports and train stations around the country. “This extra security stuff kinda sucks,” Heitz said this morning while clipping nose hairs. “I think that’s why I have this headache,” I added.

Read full story
Funny story: Bush eats Rice for dinner

Bush eats Rice for dinner

United States President George Bush last night ate National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice for dinner.

Read full story
Funny story: Commons Security Review Actioned

Commons Security Review Actioned

After the "flour bombing" incident during the recent Prime Minister's Question Time. Leader of the House of Commons has delivered his review of House of Commons security measures.

Read full story
Funny story: Palace Security Breached By Queen Impersonator

Palace Security Breached By Queen Impersonator

Buckingham Palace has been penetrated by an impostor, less than 24 hours after a similar security alert at Windsor Castle.

Read full story
Funny story: Athens Olympics 2004. Security concerns mount as Greek taxi gets flat tyre

Athens Olympics 2004. Security concerns mount as Greek taxi gets flat tyre

ATHENS, GREECE The flat tyre drew reaction from governments around the globe, sporting bodies and athletes around the world. One diplomat based in...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more