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Funny story: Hubble Telescope predicts Lottery numbers

Hubble Telescope predicts Lottery numbers

Scientists who have spent the last 20 years looking further and further out into space in order to understand what happened billions of years ago, have announced a stunning new discovery. By turning the Hubble Telescope round a bit, astonished b...

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Funny story: Scientists find that Glass is just too big

Scientists find that Glass is just too big

Scientists at Macquarie University claim to have answered one of life's ultimate questions. The team of seventeen theoretical and particle physicists has been studying whether the glass is half full or the glass is half empty. After three yea...

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Funny story: Scientists killed 'Nazi' politician!

Scientists killed 'Nazi' politician!

It was revealed today that bored scientists were responsible for the death of of far right politician Jorg Haider. Frustrated that their big magnet experiment beneath the French-Swiss border had been halted prematurely earlier this year, they dec...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Secret to Male Libido

Scientists Discover Secret to Male Libido

Scientists at the University of California have uncovered the secret to the male libido. After years of research and study, researchers have finally unlocked the secret to what attracts men to their partners, and the answer is astounding.

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Funny story: Scientific studies reveal that liberal and conservative tendencies are hard wired in subjects.

Scientific studies reveal that liberal and conservative tendencies are hard wired in subjects.

Scientific analysis of studies of prominent political figures conducted over twenty years representing liberal and conservative philosophies and coincidentally Democrat and Republican tendencies. Obvious genetic, physical and intellectual charact...

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Funny story: Clowns such as Tony Blair, live longer reveal scientists in shock research

Clowns such as Tony Blair, live longer reveal scientists in shock research

Scientists at the John Denver University, West Virginia claim that comics, idiots and half-wits, live on average fifty years longer than the 'serious tossers' of the world. "Paul Newman is dead" Professor Pitkin said " the recent death of Paul...

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Funny story: Scientists Prove Tabloid Journalists Are Officially 98 % ''Scum Matter"

Scientists Prove Tabloid Journalists Are Officially 98 % ''Scum Matter"

Scientists from West Viginia, Mountain Mamma University, have conclusively proved that 'tabloid journalists' are almost entirely composed of 'scum matter' it was revealed yesterday in the October Journal of British Physiology and Necrology. "Count...

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Funny story: Good news as scientists create wondrous economic breakthrough

Good news as scientists create wondrous economic breakthrough

The world's financial markets breathed a sigh of relief when Professor Hugh Jarse revealed his latest creation. "By injecting genes from a bank safe into a pig foetus I have managed to create actual 'Piggy Banks'." said Professor Jarse. "You ca...

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Funny story: Nuclear scientists in orgasm over Large Hardon Collider

Nuclear scientists in orgasm over Large Hardon Collider

Leading minds from the world of high-energy physics have gathered for a weeklong orgy under the Swiss Alps, where each is hoping for a Big Bang with their newly installed Large Hardon Collider. "It's better than s to the power x," said one ecstat...

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Funny story: Scientist will Conduct Experiments with Hurricane Fay

Scientist will Conduct Experiments with Hurricane Fay

Miami, Florida (IPP) - Scientist flying aboard a NOAA P-31 hurricane hunter will conduct experiments when tropical storm Fay reaches hurricane strength near the island of Cuba. The experiments involve the setting loose of flatulent gas to see if a...

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Funny story: We Can Make Invisible Things Invisible, Scientist Says

We Can Make Invisible Things Invisible, Scientist Says

(Durham, NC) - Leading scientists in the field of Non-Newtonian Non-Sense Gobbledygook reported today that Harry Potter's invisibility cloak may be right around the corner, with one researcher at Duke University going so far as to say that

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Funny story: Scientists researching f**k all

Scientists researching f**k all

Seven scientists paid to find a cure for mad cow disease simply sat on their back sides and did jack shit for almost a decade.

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Funny story: New report says that rocket science is easy

New report says that rocket science is easy

Boffins at CERN have released the results of over two years of painstaking research to reveal that, contrary to popular belief, rocket science is not as complicated as most people think.

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Funny story: It Ain't No Auger

It Ain't No Auger

Having seen the article 'Scientists at Newcastle University, England, announced last month that they had created the first part-human, part-animal hybrid embryos ', April 1, 2008, BBC News, Health, I immediately saddled my fast electromagnetic horse, and, like the Thermo-man, swished into future and past.

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Funny story: Missing Element found

Missing Element found

An Element, believed to be missing from the Periodic Table has been found, in a pub in Yorkshire.

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Funny story: Science Discovers Another Particle We Don't Care About

Science Discovers Another Particle We Don't Care About

SAN DIEGO - Scientist here made a stupid discovery of another dumb particle that we don't care about.

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Funny story: Scientists discover 'annoying gene'

Scientists discover 'annoying gene'

Break-through research carried out by scientists at the University of Hindley, Lancs, has identified a gene in women that mutates when they reach their 40's. They have also discovered in tests carried out on women ranging from 45-70 years old, th...

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